Scottish Jessica - edinburgh

[Greendale]

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First review.... far over due. For a long time was a lurked and this is my first punt in a few years.

Saw Scottish Jessica on Friday.  Booked an hour reduced to 30 mins. (£120/£70)

Started off with decent cons, call me when you get to haymarket and I'll direct you... etc. however half an hour before booking got a text apologising that she has had to run home. 5 mins before get a call saying she is running late and will call me in 10. 15 mins late and I get directed into a budget hotel, with key locks and I am ushered in via the stair case. A flat she had previously on the royal mile she is moving back to.

Looks.
Not for me. Body is as in the pictures which is nice enough, face really didn't do it for me. Brown stained teeth really put me off. Not ugly, but not my type. Large enhanced breasts, very hard, not the best.

Service.
Into the room paper work done qnd she quickly got changed as I took off shoes and jacket she came from the toilet in a nice red lingerie set. Straight for kiss, which I was pulling back from as throughout punt.
Dance routine as she undressed and undressed me with moans and an odd "purrrr"ing noise.
Onto her knees for a decent OWO, good technique and responsive. Onto the bed after a minute or two and on with the mac. Due to the little man not feeling the punt she took off the mac and went back at him for a few minutes with OWO to get him back in the game. Back on with a mac, cow girl then mish. Sped up a pop so I could get out of there as quickly as I could as it wasn't for me.

 Service was good enough, found it very robotic in the sense that there was clearly a routine and a checklist she goes off in her head to get the punt over with.
Great owo.
Weird purring noises

Did get a text a few hours later saying she didn't feel she was on her "A game" and hoped I would return.

Overall I can see the appeal. Just didn't find her attractive at all.

[Clattypats]

First review....

It would appear this is your 2nd "First" review... 

[Greendale]

It would appear this is your 2nd "First" review... 

Edited and correct. I forgot about the previous one. 

[Edinburghdanny]

Never seen her, get the point about teeth and tits, but failing to see what she done wrong service wise?

[Happyjose]

Never seen her, get the point about teeth and tits, but failing to see what she done wrong service wise?

Are you reading the same review?

Everything here screams of disappointment, from initially getting messed around, to the impact her stained teeth had on his enjoyment and willingness to kiss (which certainly isn’t consistent with how she markets herself on her profile)

He describes her service as robotic, and she admitted as much in her follow up text.

What more do you need?

Or are you one of those poor saps who thinks punters should be grateful for any level of service, and not upset the poor prossie by reviewing honestly?

[Gaffory123]

Refuse to kiss due to brown teeth but will happily stick cock in her mouth 

[TKovac]

Hang on whose teeth were brown and who refused to kiss.

From the review I thought it was jess that had the brown teeth and the op who was reluctant to kiss her

[Happyjose]

Hang on whose teeth were brown and who refused to kiss.

From the review I thought it was jess that had the brown teeth and the op who was reluctant to kiss her

Yeah, that’s the way I read it

[S1975]

Haha I remember well the purring and ‘sexy’ dancing and I was thinking WTF!!!! Turned out to be quite a nice girl, we had pretty good sex, but I was too put off by all the fake noises etc. Also those tits are awful, why would a girl do that to herself???

[Greendale]

Haha I remember well the purring and ‘sexy’ dancing and I was thinking WTF!!!! Turned out to be quite a nice girl, we had pretty good sex, but I was too put off by all the fake noises etc. Also those tits are awful, why would a girl do that to herself???

Yeah it was all a little too off putting for me!

[ScottishJessicaRabbit]

I wasn't sure if I should reply or not but I feel I must. First of all thank you for booking me and I am sorry you didn't have the experience you wanted. I do not have brown teeth! I have no idea what I must of eaten or drank that day if in fact they appeared that way but my oral and hygiene is top notch and my breath is always minty fresh. I understand that I can not please everyone and there will be that one out of 100 that for what ever reason doesn't have that sexual attraction to me. You are the first person in my life to insinuate i am not attractive and I am not being big headed most clients tell me my photos do not do me justice.
I cut our app short as I could tell you weren't into it and the way I look at it,it's better you save some money have your orgasim and leave thinking we'll it wasn't perfect but she did give me money back so over all an alright meet. I txt you later as doubted myself and thought maybe I was jumping the gun and you where enjoying it as sometimes I think I didn't work hard enough txt a client and get a reply saying no I was wonderful. I like to do my best always and it works as virtually every one I see comes back.
On a final note I understand everyone is entitled to their own view and all this does is mean that future clients that have read this and have doubts will be pleasently surprised when they see me
Thank you and don't be put off by any of this come see me and make your own mind up xxx

[willie loman]

I saw her in the new town sauna a couple of years back, I found her fine.

[ScottishJessicaRabbit]

 Ps. I'm the type of prossie as one of you has so eloquently put ;P that doesn't take herself too seriously that is up for fun and a giggle, I thought my little dance thing and the way I start was good instead of just jumping into it. And I do have a routine of sorts that is worked so the client has the best time possible and I formed that from listening to what clients asked for and wanted, and my purring is sexy hee hee or okay now I'm thinking maybe that's a bit to cut out hee hee x

[Jock D]

Ps. I'm the type of prossie as one of you has so eloquently put ;P that doesn't take herself too seriously that is up for fun and a giggle, I thought my little dance thing and the way I start was good instead of just jumping into it. And I do have a routine of sorts that is worked so the client has the best time possible and I formed that from listening to what clients asked for and wanted, and my purring is sexy hee hee or okay now I'm thinking maybe that's a bit to cut out hee hee x

That's plenty.....

[Manongirl]

Thanks for the review OP.

[Clattypats]

I thought my little dance thing and the way I start was good instead of just jumping into it.

I see your point, but basically that does nothing for me... I'll go to a lap dancing club if I want that....Fucking for punting!  ... Had it once, and I'm surprised I forgot it in my review of "Exotic Delphine"... Each to their own I suppose... And the OP hasn't came bk on either, and his memory seems somewhat jaded... 

[Happyjose]

Ps. I'm the type of prossie as one of you has so eloquently put ;P that doesn't take herself too seriously that is up for fun and a giggle, I thought my little dance thing and the way I start was good instead of just jumping into it. And I do have a routine of sorts that is worked so the client has the best time possible and I formed that from listening to what clients asked for and wanted, and my purring is sexy hee hee or okay now I'm thinking maybe that's a bit to cut out hee hee x

Reviews on here, which is the best measure there is, would suggest that over 40% of your clients are not having the best time possible

But you continue to believe your own publicity, and ignore the evidence....

Typical prossie

[Matrix]

Reviews on here, which is the best measure there is, would suggest that over 40% of your clients are not having the best time possible

But you continue to believe your own publicity, and ignore the evidence....

Typical prossie

Aye and she posted this pish despite me saying otherwise, in her last pr attempt here.

You are the first person in my life to insinuate i am not attractive