Portfolio - Luna

[scutty brown]

He’d already preempted that question, Scutty, by posting her independent link. That’s certainly not in the MO of Portfolio touts.

I’m actually reasonably sure WC is a genuine punter who may contribute some good reviews. I, for one, would like to read them.

But after his initial post and my comments.
Bad timing - just an attempt at deflection

[brianamorgan]

So have not been on here for a while and after some dick heads response make me happy really could not be bothered.
So anyway booked in with Luna a good looking girl but is very petite so non existent boobs. The meet itself was ok but as being so petite she keep stopping me from fucking her and trying to wank me of all the time now believe me I'm not particularly well hung so was slightly disappointing in that respect another thing that annoyed me was she kept asking me really personal questions like she was adamant to find out where I lived and so on I kept telling her the outskirts of Newport but that wasn't enough for her really weird. It was fairly vanilla sex as she kept stopping and then telling me to go slow so I wouldn't really return but it was not a bad punt, but when I'm paying for something I want a professional and I got the impression she was quite inexperienced as the owo was not the best and seemed she just wanted to talk most of the time. But prity and friendly girl so when I get round to a review I will give a positive.

[Steelworker]

So have not been on here for a while and after some dick heads response make me happy really could not be bothered.
So anyway booked in with Luna a good looking girl but is very petite so non existent boobs. The meet itself was ok but as being so petite she keep stopping me from fucking her and trying to wank me of all the time now believe me I'm not particularly well hung so was slightly disappointing in that respect another thing that annoyed me was she kept asking me really personal questions like she was adamant to find out where I lived and so on I kept telling her the outskirts of Newport but that wasn't enough for her really weird. It was fairly vanilla sex as she kept stopping and then telling me to go slow so I wouldn't really return but it was not a bad punt, but when I'm paying for something I want a professional and I got the impression she was quite inexperienced as the owo was not the best and seemed she just wanted to talk most of the time. But prity and friendly girl so when I get round to a review I will give a positive.

Quite a stretch to turn that to a positive but it’s your call, obviously, Brian.

[OMellors]

So have not been on here for a while and after some dick heads response make me happy really could not be bothered.

So some dickhead’s response made you HAPPY. 


This is nonsense, as is the rest of your garbled opus.  Sounds like a complete nightmare.   

Your dick’s too big     you’re ram rodding it to hard and or fast

You can nominate her for the shag of the century but I’m not going there

OM

[Wcrasher89]

So have not been on here for a while and after some dick heads response make me happy really could not be bothered.
So anyway booked in with Luna a good looking girl but is very petite so non existent boobs. The meet itself was ok but as being so petite she keep stopping me from fucking her and trying to wank me of all the time now believe me I'm not particularly well hung so was slightly disappointing in that respect another thing that annoyed me was she kept asking me really personal questions like she was adamant to find out where I lived and so on I kept telling her the outskirts of Newport but that wasn't enough for her really weird. It was fairly vanilla sex as she kept stopping and then telling me to go slow so I wouldn't really return but it was not a bad punt, but when I'm paying for something I want a professional and I got the impression she was quite inexperienced as the owo was not the best and seemed she just wanted to talk most of the time. But prity and friendly girl so when I get round to a review I will give a positive.

Hmm yeah I do agree that seems like a negative but completely up to you.

I'm booked in with her next friday for 2 hours, hopefully it goes better than yours (with all respect). I love petite girls who I can throw around but if she's not keen on that that's a bit of a turn off.

Did she seem like a 'sexual' person? You know what I mean, did sex talk etc come naturally or was it a robotic performance?

[Dan Dastardly]

Hmm yeah I do agree that seems like a negative but completely up to you.

I'm booked in with her next friday for 2 hours, hopefully it goes better than yours (with all respect). I love petite girls who I can throw around but if she's not keen on that that's a bit of a turn off.

Did she seem like a 'sexual' person? You know what I mean, did sex talk etc come naturally or was it a robotic performance?

None of my business what you do Wcrasher but isn’t it better to book a shorter time with a girl you’re not sure about. They used to do a 45 minute option, don’t know if they still do.

[Wcrasher89]

None of my business what you do Wcrasher but isn’t it better to book a shorter time with a girl you’re not sure about. They used to do a 45 minute option, don’t know if they still do.

You may have a point there. Normally I like 2 hours because you can take your time and/or have two pops.

I really do like petite girls though so if we click it'll be worth it.

Hey all new punts are a risk it's part of the thrill I guess!

[brianamorgan]

She wasn't that bad TBF reeding bk it does sound worse than it was. I found her a bit weired but prob down to inexperience. I got out of shower and she is sitting down still fully clothed so Im now sitting on the bed and she starts chatting shit for 5 Min before I say are you going to get undressed lol, she also kept asking personal questions all the way through. Where do you live, have you got kids, what are there fucking names, it was starting to piss me of a bit. To top it of she broke the handle on the door when she locked it so I'm now locked in the fucking room with her but she says don't worry you can jump out of this window yea like fuck.

[Wcrasher89]

She wasn't that bad TBF reeding bk it does sound worse than it was. I found her a bit weired but prob down to inexperience. I got out of shower and she is sitting down still fully clothed so Im now sitting on the bed and she starts chatting shit for 5 Min before I say are you going to get undressed lol, she also kept asking personal questions all the way through. Where do you live, have you got kids, what are there fucking names, it was starting to piss me of a bit. To top it of she broke the handle on the door when she locked it so I'm now locked in the fucking room with her but she says don't worry you can jump out of this window yea like fuck.

Well that sounds pretty fucking random lol is she at least hot?? Says she's 5ft on their website! Is she 'clean' and everything? Did she seem to enjoy the sex at all? Apologies for the 20 questions you've peaked my interest and seeing as I have a booking you seem the man to answer these!

[brianamorgan]

Yea was a bit weird tbh. Yes she is good looking but not what I would call a stunner very Petit so I would say a size 6 and about 5ft. She has quite big pussy lips and is clearly quite contious about this as she tries to keep her hand over her pussy all the time. It was not a bad punt but was not great.

[Brewmaster13]

Does she offer French kiss and owo been wondering about her or this lady who is also size 6
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[makemehappy]

So have not been on here for a while and after some dick heads response make me happy really could not be bothered.
So anyway booked in with Luna a good looking girl but is very petite so non existent boobs. The meet itself was ok but as being so petite she keep stopping me from fucking her and trying to wank me of all the time now believe me I'm not particularly well hung so was slightly disappointing in that respect another thing that annoyed me was she kept asking me really personal questions like she was adamant to find out where I lived and so on I kept telling her the outskirts of Newport but that wasn't enough for her really weird. It was fairly vanilla sex as she kept stopping and then telling me to go slow so I wouldn't really return but it was not a bad punt, but when I'm paying for something I want a professional and I got the impression she was quite inexperienced as the owo was not the best and seemed she just wanted to talk most of the time. But prity and friendly girl so when I get round to a review I will give a positive.

I think I just pointed out you were obviously very unlucky, and simply highlighted you like Portfolio, just don't review their girls. Obviously facts irritated you. Any reason why?

[Wcrasher89]

Yea was a bit weird tbh. Yes she is good looking but not what I would call a stunner very Petit so I would say a size 6 and about 5ft. She has quite big pussy lips and is clearly quite contious about this as she tries to keep her hand over her pussy all the time. It was not a bad punt but was not great.

Hmm this is definitely concerning. You mentioned before she kept stopping and saying to go slower, that would be very frustrating. Is she overly tight or something?? Nothing worse than shagging a girl who isn't relax or even take a normal pounding!

[OMellors]

Hmm this is definitely concerning. You mentioned before she kept stopping and saying to go slower, that would be very frustrating. Is she overly tight or something?? Nothing worse than shagging a girl who isn't relax or even take a normal pounding!

+1

From the way that you have described it OP, I can't see her being on anyone's H/L any time soon

You may have rated her as a Positive (which you may do is that is the way you saw it) , but I'm forming the opinion that nearly all of the rest of us would have rated her a Negative based on your account of events

OM

[brianamorgan]

Yes she performed owo and cim she did do fk but did not initiate it. She is not tight but seems to think she is before I even entered her she got a ton of lube out telling me how tight she was severely disappointed lol. I just got the impression she was not realy there to enjoy it. I went down on her while fingering her to which she got really wet so stopped me before she could cum. On reflection I probably won't write a positive review but it wasn't that bad to rate as a negative it was a ok pint but would not return. Since sseeing  her I have seen Maisie from Welsh bunnies she is of similar stature and provides a excellent service dfk the best I've had and loves to fuck could not fuck her hard enough.

[OMellors]

Yes she performed owo and cim she did do fk but did not initiate it. She is not tight but seems to think she is before I even entered her she got a ton of lube out telling me how tight she was severely disappointed lol. I just got the impression she was not realy there to enjoy it. I went down on her while fingering her to which she got really wet so stopped me before she could cum. On reflection I probably won't write a positive review but it wasn't that bad to rate as a negative it was a ok pint but would not return. Since sseeing  her I have seen Maisie from Welsh bunnies she is of similar stature and provides a excellent service dfk the best I've had and loves to fuck could not fuck her hard enough.

Why 

OM

[SeekingtheTruth]

Yes she performed owo and cim she did do fk but did not initiate it. She is not tight but seems to think she is before I even entered her she got a ton of lube out telling me how tight she was severely disappointed lol. I just got the impression she was not realy there to enjoy it. I went down on her while fingering her to which she got really wet so stopped me before she could cum. On reflection I probably won't write a positive review but it wasn't that bad to rate as a negative it was a ok pint but would not return. Since sseeing  her I have seen Maisie from Welsh bunnies she is of similar stature and provides a excellent service dfk the best I've had and loves to fuck could not fuck her hard enough.

I'd disagree with that point, I went to see her recently and struggled to get into her to start with.

[Wcrasher89]

I'd disagree with that point, I went to see her recently and struggled to get into her to start with.

Hi seeking. Could you share some insight into your meeting with her? As I'm seriously reconsidering my booking at this point. As much detail as possible would be much appreciated.

Brian - tell me more about this 'Maisie'. Do you have a link??

[Wcrasher89]

Hmm had a look on Welsh bunnies. Seems the girls are all very young and that always concerns me with inexperience etc.

Maisie and Zara both look alright though? Both 5ft and petite so what I'm looking for.

[SeekingtheTruth]

Hi seeking. Could you share some insight into your meeting with her? As I'm seriously reconsidering my booking at this point. As much detail as possible would be much appreciated.

Brian - tell me more about this 'Maisie'. Do you have a link??

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=247946.msg2533457#new

[brianamorgan]

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Not as good as she looks in the photos but prity enough and a seriously good fuck.

[Dan Dastardly]

I see she’s got an AW profile now, Lunarose

[SeekingtheTruth]

Have you seen the rates on there? 

[Dan Dastardly]

Have you seen the rates on there? 

First time I looked I thought it was £150 an hour ,see  what you mean, somebody’s taking the piss !

[SeekingtheTruth]

First time I looked I thought it was £150 an hour ,see  what you mean, somebody’s taking the piss !

I had to read it twice as well!

[Brewmaster13]

I recently tried to book a lady from here advertised 12 ladies available. Call made at 18:00 told lady fully booked next two I tried to book feeble excuses not available offered choice of two ladies and claim to be Cardiff Premier agency with high end service.

I think not perhaps advertising standards agency should investigate 

[Brewmaster13]

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As portfolio could not provide I turned to this lady and I must say a good hour spent with her and £100 for the hour
French kiss and owo included it was FK not DFK but owo was good
All in all a good hour and £60 in my pocket

Will get around to writing a full review
I can now see why so many people get upset with this agency
When I tried to ask the gentleman from the agency why claim all these ladies working all I got was a load of abuse
Eventually ending with him slamming the phone down on me
Exceptionally good customer service

[Dan Dastardly]

I think it maybe something to do with their in call location, I guess there is only room for 1 session at a time.
I always have outcalls and I usually get offered a few different girls.
This is purely guesswork mind.

[Brewmaster13]

Maybe but I said could do out call

[Dan Dastardly]

Maybe but I said could do out call

Piss poor then

[Brewmaster13]

Yes exactly what I thought
But after reading the large number of comments made on here in various threads about this agency I guess I should not be surprised
What did shock me was the attitude and tone of voice used by the gentleman I spoke to on the phone when I questioned why so many advertised as working but only two available he became totally irrational and very aggressive and abusive towards me

[scutty brown]

Yes exactly what I thought
But after reading the large number of comments made on here in various threads about this agency I guess I should not be surprised
What did shock me was the attitude and tone of voice used by the gentleman I spoke to on the phone when I questioned why so many advertised as working but only two available he became totally irrational and very aggressive and abusive towards me

Gentleman???
That's Laurence Waxman, last thing you can describe him as is a "gentleman". He treats the customer badly and the girls worse - see Elise's past comments about him

[Brewmaster13]

Well if that's the case and I can give first hand confirmation of a torrent of abuse why do the girls stay they could even set up their own agency
I for one would definitely prefer to use that

[Grumpy Pumpy]

Am I the only one who is suspicious of Brewmaster's motives in this thread?

[scutty brown]

Am I the only one who is suspicious of Brewmaster's motives in this thread?

now you've raised the question its worth looking at.......
we know escort-directory-uk.com is a scam site which scrapes profiles from other sites
in this case the phone number listed is 07015 248457 - a scam-rate phone number. My experience with these are that they are usually auto-answered and then immediately dropped

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As portfolio could not provide I turned to this lady and I must say a good hour spent with her and £100 for the hour
French kiss and owo included it was FK not DFK but owo was good
All in all a good hour and £60 in my pocket

[Dougieh]

Am I the only one who is suspicious of Brewmaster's motives in this thread?

GP, as my dear old mum used to say sometimes even bad publicity can be good,  I’m sure others feel the same as you

[scutty brown]

Well if that's the case and I can give first hand confirmation of a torrent of abuse why do the girls stay they could even set up their own agency
I for one would definitely prefer to use that

Its only just over a year since Dewi Tucker aka Richard Boudier left Waxman and took most of the girls with him......
As for some of them trying to set up their own agency, I think the problems that Elise reckons Waxman has caused her could be enough to deter that

[SO595]

Its only just over a year since Dewi Tucker aka Richard Boudier left Waxman and took most of the girls with him......

Wonder how well that's worked out for Dewi?  Silhouette seems a much smaller operation than Portfolio.

As for some of them trying to set up their own agency, I think the problems that Elise reckons Waxman has caused her could be enough to deter that

And as Welsh Bunnies demonstrates, an agency run by an SP is not necessarily any better.

[Brewmaster13]

It was just a thought but you guys have a lot more knowledge around this than me

[Brewmaster13]

Did not know about Dewi Tucker
And 100% refute the allegation about having anything to do with portfolio
I called to see luna and as you see I posted details of lady I saw she goes as svetlana on viva Street in Roath area
From Queen St it is a ten minute walk and very easy to find
Near to the engineering school of the University