External Link/Members OnlyThe other half was away on a business trip so I had some time to myself and after reading some positive reviews here for this place I thought I'd pay a visit.
COMMS. Very good - Phone number on profile answered first time. Rang at 4pm and got an appointment for 4.30pm. Cheap parking behind Boyes.
LOCATION. Easy to find following the instructions on the advert. The place does have a couple of hairdressers with large open windows close by which had me wondering if the young girls inside were clocking another old perv going to get sorted out. Once inside the door you can go straight upstairs so there's no lurking on the street.
The place is clean and quite professional - definitely not the seediest massage joint that I have visted.
Greeted at the top of the stairs by Sue - As others have said, hard to tell her exact age but I'd guess late 40s. Not what you'd call pretty but also, not ugly but her manner makes up for any short comings here. She is friendly and laughed at my cheesy banter and I was immediately put at ease.
She asked me to get ready (strip off) and how long I wanted (30mins) asked me to lie on my front then gave me a pretty decent massage. After about 10 minutes she did the usual ball arse and ball tickle then asked me to turn over. I was expecting her to contnue the massage but she just asked if I wanted her to sort me out (obviously I obliged). She then oiled the old man up lifted her top (I wasn't offered anything else as others have reported) decent HR but a little less oil would have helped with the friction.
Once I was finished off she cleaned me up and continued the massage (hands, feet, head) with hot stones.
PRICE: She did an old sales technique. "Usually 40 but you can pay 30 or whatever you like". So even though I know the trick I still gave her £40 seeing as I've blown more than that on really poor FS punts before.
Which leads me to the next punt of the evening!... review to follow.
