Author Topic: Pampering Massage Farnborough  (Read 4504 times)

Offline WhackDaddy

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Have seen this lady a few times now, so I thought it about time to write a review of her.

Based in Farnborough, Private House, Parking in daytime not usually an issue you should find somewhere without too much hassle.

She opens the door in a white masseuse outfit giving the look of respectability. Massage table in front room usual plinkey plonkey music in the background.

Now before I go any further I'll describe the lady she is mature, must be in her 50's, no spring chicken. she does not have the best figure bit dumpy and not a looker.

Anyway I'm always asked to lay on the table face down make myself comfy and leave the money on the side, she asked if I would like some water. I usually have 30 mins for £50.

Whilst I'm stripping off and laying on the table she disappears out the room for a few minutes. She then returns and strips to her thong. I do't usually look (coz I'm face down) but she does not have the best figure and has large droopy tits and a belly. Like I said no spring chicken.

She will chat to you if you want during the massage.

I usually lay with my wang between my legs and not under my body because I like a cheeky feel.

The massage is quite good she will do some CC swipes and will tickle the old chap enough to get the sap rising for me anyway.

On the flip side she will massage your chest and shoulders a little whilst she plops her tits on your head. You make be able to have a suck but I have never tried.

On to the legs bit more tickle of the old chap and that always does the trick for me I'm rock hard. I actually think she likes to get me hard. Little rub of the stomach then all attention goes to my cock.

My eyes are closed for most of the massage but when she plays with your cock toward the end I think she must pour some of the hot oil over your cock whatever it is it's a really nice sensation.

You can play with her tits and arse she has really fat thighs, she seems to clench her arse as when I grab it is quite firm and not really in a good way. She will rub her tits with your cock and wank you till you cum over her tits.

She does a clean up then leaves you to get dressed in your own time. Absolutely no rush.

IMHO all in all at £50 for 30 mins its not a bad massage with a HE to finish.

Every time I have been the service has been the same and constant.

I have had plenty of shit massages for  the same money from the Asian girls.

If your not looking for a top shelf woman and want to have a nice massage with HE give her a go.

Nothing else is offered so no FS or BJ. I've never asked but I think it would be a no.

Will I return? Yes


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Thank you for the review WD, I’ve got to say, it made me smile.
Fat, old, saggy.  I wasn’t sure whether you closed your eyes to relax, or so you couldn’t see her.

But sounds like a good massage experience, and as you allude to, if your eyes are closed and you’re getting a good massage, then all’s good.

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   :thumbsup: The massage is quite good I think VFM and you do get a good tickle of the old chap.