Recommendations for punts in the Nelson,Colne or Barmoldswick area please

[Billyboy75]

Good evening,
Having been away for 18 months due to financial difficulties, I have decided to return to punting.

Please could someone recommend me a punt for a woman between 25-55 who does incalls in the Nelson, Colne, Barnoldswick area having recently moved to the North Yorkshire, Lancashire border, I don't have any preference on size of woman but maybe a larger woman.

Many thanks

Billy

[freeze44]

No reviews in your time here?? Maybe get more help if did eh. 

Prob need those who live in the area to post if they feel bothered but here one to wet your winky!
Review after eh???

External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

[threechilliman]

No reviews in your time here?? Maybe get more help if did eh. 

Prob need those who live in the area to post if they feel bothered but here one to wet your winky!
Review after eh???

External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

I'm not clicking the link, I've seen enough girls from Herr Cueballs cage.....

[freeze44]

I'm not clicking the link, I've seen enough girls from Herr Cueballs cage.....

  na not in cb's league!! just make sure finished ya dinner!!

[Billyboy75]

Thank you, however I don't drive so have to rely on public transport and Burnley is a bit far for me.

[Home Alone]

Have you thought of using the AW Search & Proximity tabs in conjunction, OP?

If you know the first four digits of the postcodes for each of those towns - BB something?? - then that might come up with someone suitable for you.

PS: Are you auditioning for tbe role of cueball's apprentice, freeze44?!

[freeze44]

PS: Are you auditioning for tbe role of cueball's apprentice, freeze44?!

  well the op seemed interested in the suggestion so guess I'm sacked!!...we need cueball to hand over the keys to his hidden treasures!! 

[tesla]

Good evening,
Having been away for 18 months due to financial difficulties, I have decided to return to punting.

Please could someone recommend me a punt for a woman between 25-55 who does incalls in the Nelson, Colne, Barnoldswick area having recently moved to the North Yorkshire, Lancashire border, I don't have any preference on size of woman but maybe a larger woman.

Many thanks

Billy

When I lived in that area over 20 years ago now, Manchester or Bury was the only place to go, or maybe an occasional rough one in Burnley

[Home Alone]

well the op seemed interested in the suggestion so guess I'm sacked!!...we need cueball to hand over the keys to his hidden treasures!! 

NO-O-O-O! Please don't be like that, freeze! 

If The Master's unavailable temporarily, then we need an apprentice to stand in for him. After all, how else can we learn?!

[tr!gger]

Good evening,
Having been away for 18 months due to financial difficulties, I have decided to return to punting.

Please could someone recommend me a punt for a woman between 25-55 who does incalls in the Nelson, Colne, Barnoldswick area having recently moved to the North Yorkshire, Lancashire border, I don't have any preference on size of woman but maybe a larger woman.

Many thanks

Billy

I get up there fairly regularly and have seen a few girls come and go, really depends what you enjoy but for a larger lady CurvyKitty in Burnley is hard to beat. I've seen her off and on for about 5 years and always friendly and have always walked away happy. I just go for a quick BJ and first class every time.
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Also you could try HighHeeledHarlot in Nelson
Accurate description, good BJ and enthusiastic service, genuine lady earning a crust. 
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I've seen this girl twice, once full service and once for a quick BJ - she's very thin, a lot thinner than her photos. Was an ok punt but a little disinterested.
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Look forward to hearing how you get on.

[Home Alone]

Look forward to hearing how you get on.

Or, in plain English, we're all looking forward to reading your first Reviews!

[tr!gger]

Or, in plain English, we're all looking forward to reading your first Reviews!

Let's hope so. I always give the benefit of doubt to people although I am aware that some take the piss.

[freeze44]

Or, in plain English, we're all looking forward to reading your first Reviews!

Well call me a cynical nasty twat but the op been dithering and asking for advice without posting a review for nearly 4 fecking years ffs!!! 

[tr!gger]

Well call me a cynical nasty twat but the op been dithering and asking for advice without posting a review for nearly 4 fecking years ffs!!! 

Looks like you might be right in this case.

I was a regular contributor to Preston Punters until that disappeared and then I registered on here and another site. I ended up just using the other site until someone recently suggested to me I should have another look at UKpunting and I was really surprised how good it is.  I hope this bloke does contribute as we all know that forums like this only work through getting multiple reviews from a variety of people.

The plus side of contributing is occasionally you get a fringe benefit, I just had a message from a girl I reviewed who said I've got a discount next time I call because she'd had a visitor who'd read my review. 

[Home Alone]

I was seriously tempted to give him the link to SheepfarmersMonthly.com  , specially when I saw Bar'lick on his list of venues!

Wish I had done, now!

[Billyboy75]

Thank you to Trigger for offering the three suggestions, the reason no reviews is that having spent 35 years in the south of England where no punts where not even worth the typing time to write a review.

Also having some minor learning difficulties that affects the way I write.