External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyI am aware that there are two positive UKP reviews for this lass:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=13933 by Loving Facials
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=22781 by Roland D Hay
I get the feeling that Lucy is a well-liked & well-respected WG on the Brum scene, so my apologies if it seems like this non-Brum-based punter is pissing on anyone's chips here. However, given that my recent punt with her merits in my eyes only a neutral rating, I felt it better for the sake of balance that I create a new thread rather than tack onto RDH's comprehensive review...
I'd recently found myself in the Brum area one evening with a couple of hours to kill before having to drive back South. I'd never even previously visited Brum the city, let alone punted there, so a quick butcher's on UKP led me to LF's review of Lucy (somehow I’d managed to overlook RDH's review entirely). LF's review thread was fairly persuasive and so, after some reasonably good comms with Lucy (entirely by text - she seemed pathologically averse to answering her phone at all, even when I was outside the building and waiting in the rain to get the flat number from her), I eventually found myself in her very presentable flat near the Hippodrome...
Appearance:
She looks good overall - facially she's okay, relatively pretty in a chavvy way but nothing to get too excited about;
Her much-vaunted body however really is very nice indeed - she's in really great shape for her age (early to mid-40s?), and has a figure most 20-somethings would positively envy - slim, taut and pert with pretty much no excess flab...it was a genuine turn-on peeling off the figure-hugging black dress which she wearing;
Her boobs are fakes...they're good-looking & understated fakes, I'll grant you...but nonetheless they're still fakes and so naturally they feel like fakes;
Service:
She does French kiss, just not very sexily...it essentially involved her opening her mouth wide, then sticking her tongue out & waggling it about rather aimlessly. It brought back memories of a 14 year-old Woodstock & his 14 year-old girlfriend sharing a street-corner goodnight snog - amateurish in other words;
OWO was a bit of a curate's egg...on the plus side she deep-throats like a champ, taking it right to the hilt, and goes at it with genuine gusto...but she continually made seriously loud gagging noises which personally I found really off-putting. So much so that I could feel my ardour starting to cool, & so I asked her to perform a more GFE type blowjob. This she did for all of 30 seconds before reverting back to a full-on PSE spit-&-gag fest...ah well, c'est la vie;
The RO & fucking was reasonably enjoyable, particularly cowgirl, but it all felt a little flat & a wee tad too rehearsed - you can tell she's been a parlour girl in the past;
I'd also echo RDH's opinion about her possibly having a low IQ - she came out with some comments demonstrating a disturbing lack of basic general knowledge on her part which I wouldn't have expected from a 12 year-old, to be honest. That said, I actually liked her as a person - she's a little simple but nonetheless she was refreshingly open & down-to earth...
A nice lass, with a smokin' body, and reasonably enjoyable sex, and I am sure for many this would be a positive. However, overall the punt did not particularly excite me & I would not return - so, what with the subjectively poor kissing, irritating blowjob technique, & the parlour-esque sex, it's a neutral for me...
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