Author Topic: Fabulous Fern of York  (Read 6896 times)


20 review(s) for FabulousFern (19 positive, 0 neutral, 0 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline kilrath1

Capsule Review.

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Seen for the first time on 4/11/2018, 4 times in January 2019, once in March 2019. Was lined up for a 7th visit but she stopped a week before.


Contacted her via AW email and all comms via AW. Initially via her "PA" and then given phone number and direct comms with Fern. Comms were excellent and the directions to her place were accurate. Later she put her number directly on her AW profile. She still has her profile up but is no longer available as for now.

Price for 1 hour £160.

This is way above my limit of 120/hr, but I thought I'd give her a shot in November last year as she had good feedback and seemed to have a lot on her likes list on AW. I was not disappointed - indeed, it was so mind-blowingly great that I saw her a further five times. In the past 20 years I think I've seen someone only a maximum of 4 times - mostly because it starts going downhill when they realise you are becoming a regular. Not in this case.

The venue was her flat (where she actually lives/lived) in the northern part of York city. I found parking on the main road next to the river was best - free in the evenings. Quite a nice flat with big windows (you can see in those in her pics) and wow - she has no problems walking around stark naked with the blinds open with flats/houses opposite overlooking. As I said to her - I wish I lived opposite! The bedroom does not have open blinds - everything is quite private. The flat is also used by Sasha, a friend of Fern's who I have seen once.

On my first visit I arrived and she buzzed me in. Fern is tall, slender and 25 years old. Intelligent and lovely to chat with. On my visits she had her hair dyed a natural blonde. Small pert breasts, lovely bum. Fantastic pussy. Nice friendly face - no overdone makeup and a very girl-next-door look. A 10/10 from me in the looks department. When she let me into the flat she immediately started snogging me like she was my girlfriend. She was wearing no knickers and she was as wet as wet - naturally so. After a bit of passionate kissing and groping she just said "I want your mouth on my cunt" and I was led to the bedroom. I normally don't do oral, but I had no hesitation here - indeed, I rimmed her (never done before with anyone) because she was rimming me when we got into 69.

So, what else happened over the 6 visits? She puts the condom on with her mouth - I've had some girls try this with varying degrees of success, but this girl is a master. Watersports both ways - she took it in the mouth, which I was mildly surprised at. We were going to do WS in 69 but unfortunately a minor technical hitch stopped that (leaking cover on the bathroom floor which meant she had to hurriedly get a towel to mop up the floor  :P ) I also spanked her and thrashed her and had her do the same to me (both firsts for me) - bloody hell, it was all so natural with her that I had no problems with this... I also found I have an amazingly high pain threshold. Plenty of licking and sucking of each other, the most amazing OWO and rimming. Anal. Vaginal and immediately swapping to anal. Fingering both arse and pussy. Her fingering me (a first for me - and only to a small extent). Deep-throating and gagging. Sex in positions I'd never tried before. We had a competition to see who could cum first ("let me use your fingers" - you'll know what I mean if you've seen her) - she was "annoyed" that I won this. :cool:  Err - I now feel like I've never ever had proper sex in the last 30 years.  :D

The best part was all of this was done naturally with no OTT acting. She came numerous times. It was all joyous, kinky, natural, and amazing. A combination of all these things is very rare and in 30 years of punting even the very best past experience doesn't really hold a candle to this. I now know what it was like for the Apollo astronauts - once you've gone to the Moon there is nothing else you can really do to top it.

Needless to say, no clock watching and we frequently went over - the first visit by 15 to 20 minutes as she wouldn't stop snogging me.  :rolleyes:

I'm giving Fabulous Fern Beyond Positive as a rating. I don't expect to ever see the like of her again - either WG or civilian. I'm disappointed she has stopped, but she may come back.
« Last Edit: April 04, 2019, 01:50:54 pm by kilrath1 »

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Offline kilrath1

You liked her then?

You could say that.

I'm not one for overstatement - normally objective/factual - see my other reviews.  :yahoo:

Offline PK59

Yep agree - see my previous review when I got all fluffy !
What a loss now she has packed in

Offline kilrath1

Yep agree - see my previous review when I got all fluffy !
What a loss now she has packed in

Agreed. Have to wait and see if she comes back. I hope so - and also Bad Gal Robyn (another loss).

Just read your review - yeah, I forgot to add in mine that she swallowed the lot when we did CIM (we did so much that I can't remember everything).

Offline anonyorks

So apologies if I have read this wrong but you have waited till she retired to post a review?

Offline kilrath1

So apologies if I have read this wrong but you have waited till she retired to post a review?

Nope.

I have a backlog of about 12 to do. I rarely have time at the moment to do write-ups and as such started with the best and will work back.

Offline Mountain Goat

Er, thanks... I think.
Here's what you could have won

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Seen many times will be sadly missed    Simply  fabulous

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Seen many times will be sadly missed    Simply  fabulous

Shame that you couldn't be bothered sharing a reveiw with us lot on here.  :thumbsdown:  :thumbsdown:

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Offline Neptune

Shame that you couldn't be bothered sharing a reveiw with us lot on here.  :thumbsdown:  :thumbsdown:
Absolutely

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Wondered how long it would take you Neptune

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Ayrton5889

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You had a dig at me last time for not posting over SC

Offline Neptune

Just trying to encourage you to post a review or 2 to help us all.

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You know reason I don’t post, but it shouldn’t stop me commenting on girls, without getting the BS every time

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You know reason I don’t post, but it shouldn’t stop me commenting on girls, without getting the BS every time

You seem more touchy than anyone about this but all we want is for more Intel on these lasses on the forum, and the best form of that is reviews.

I would be pretty certain that any review you post would be fine, and you would receive no comeback from it. Yes, you got shit from Candice, but she is a known outer of punters. That's why she is on the prostitute blacklist... as an aside, it astounds me more people aren't aware of this.

As long as you cover your tracks - use a different name on AW, burner phone/email address, dont post a review immediately after the punt, you'll be ok.

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I think you guys are being unfair to kilrath he’s put a review on about fabulousfern and you say that’s what you want but all you lot are interested in is bitching at me for not
Also tried not to mention SC but you lot keep naming her , yes she’s blacklisted on her but it doesn’t stop her doing what she’s threatened to do , and she has so many little lap dogs on here who go running telling tales   Quite pathetic really that grown men act like school Children  running telling her “have you heard what he’s sai about you “

FFS she messaged me within 1/2 hour last time I posted
So best thing to do is not post
Yes I’ve seen fabulousFern quite a lot she was excellent at what’s she did.  Happy now

Offline Mountain Goat

The most helpful information is a review about a SP who is currently active. Yes, Kilrath has reviewed  - but has reviewed after, by his own admission, seeing her 6 times and after she has stopped working. His review is of use if she returns, if she doesn't it's not.
I understand your reticence given past experience but SD's advice is sound - different usernames, punting phone, leave it a few weeks etc.
This forum has helped me avoid many a costly and possibly gruesome mistake. It has also pointed me in the right direction on many an occasion. It only works if we all contribute.

Offline anonyorks

I saw Queen on tour once would recommend. Especially the lead singer Freddie

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Hi MG what’s the point had many very good times with SC but if I change my username and all the the put a negative review on about her
Tell me don’t you think she will know it’s me FFS how many on here has taken her to New York 
So what’s the f##king point
As I  say she has lap dogs on here

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I’ve seen Queen  also amazing think they are the best I’ve seen
Now there’s a review happy now

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Hi MG what’s the point had many very good times with SC but if I change my username and all the the put a negative review on about her
Tell me don’t you think she will know it’s me FFS how many on here has taken her to New York 
So what’s the f##king point
As I  say she has lap dogs on here

It's you that is obsessing about her. I couldn't give a fuck if you put a review of Candii up; in all reality, it would make most sense given the fact she is an outing scumbag, that you dont. It won't make any difference to her business either way I suspect.

It would however be helpful and in the spirit of the site to post reviews of the other women you've seen. Forget the Candice situation and put some reviews up of other lasses.

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Trust me not obsessing about her couldn’t give a fuck

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Trust me not obsessing about her couldn’t give a fuck
Just play the game then bud, share your experiences and learn from everyone else's.
Your part of the team then.
Don't make me say please
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Think I’ll just disappear into the background again the girl I see is in Nottingham any way
not Yorkshire and humberside 

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Think I’ll just disappear into the background again the girl I see is in Nottingham any way
not Yorkshire and humberside

Yes, you seem to have done a decent job of winding people on the EM board up too, with your shitty attitude towards reviews.

I can't work out if you're deliberately trolling, stupendously dense, or just a selfish cunt. Probably all 3 to be fair.

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Yes, you seem to have done a decent job of winding people on the EM board up too, with your shitty attitude towards reviews.

I can't work out if you're deliberately trolling, stupendously dense, or just a selfish cunt. Probably all 3 to be fair.
Well no one can say I didn't try to be nice and make him feel welcome.

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Well no one can say I didn't try to be nice and make him feel welcome.

I'll play bad cop this time  :lol:

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Thanks for entertaining me today think I’ll just disappear again until I get bored again
wow  end of next month going to Europe for 4 days if I did reviews that would be a big one 😂

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Thanks for entertaining me today think I’ll just disappear again until I get bored again
wow  end of next month going to Europe for 4 days if I did reviews that would be a big one 😂
Which whore are you taking this time?  :lol:

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Certainly a differenr one from last time 

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Thanks for entertaining me today think I’ll just disappear again until I get bored again
wow  end of next month going to Europe for 4 days if I did reviews that would be a big one 😂

Lucky you !!!  :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

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Hi MG what’s the point had many very good times with SC but if I change my username and all the the put a negative review on about her
Tell me don’t you think she will know it’s me FFS how many on here has taken her to New York 
So what’s the f##king point
As I  say she has lap dogs on here
Seems to me you are very touchy. I don't give a toss about SC - never seen her and never will so def no lapdog here.  I was talking about others you may have seen, or have you taken them all to NYC?  :dash:
Enjoy the EM - I'm sure the punters further south will appreciate your attitude as much as us.

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It’s twats like you I decided not to review
If you and the others have such a sad and boring little  life that the only thing you’ve got to worry about is someone not reviewing
Then good luck getting through the day
Tbh yes I could afford to take them all to NYC and it would hurt my bank balance at all, but thanks for asking
Im sure I’ll hear from you soon

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It’s twats like you I decided not to review
If you and the others have such a sad and boring little  life that the only thing you’ve got to worry about is someone not reviewing
Then good luck getting through the day
Tbh yes I could afford to take them all to NYC and it would hurt my bank balance at all, but thanks for asking
Im sure I’ll hear from you soon
I think you just stepped over the line

Offline Neptune

Thank God for that!!
We did try with him.
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Thank you admin, that guy was really starting to boil my piss!!

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« Last Edit: April 10, 2019, 02:39:11 pm by anonyorks »

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Thank God for that!!
We did try with him.
As did we in the East Mids. Oh well.....

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Bragging about taking brasses to NYC  :wacko:
Whoppee fucking doo!
You're still paying for it like the rest of us

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Bragging about taking brasses to NYC  :wacko:
Whoppee fucking doo!
You're still paying for it like the rest of us

Paying a damn sight more for it by the sounds of it.

Offline HarryZZ

Paying a damn sight more for it by the sounds of it.

I don't think so, he came across like a hormonal 18 year old, he could barely string a sentence together but bragged he had enough money he could take them all to NY, more likely to be looking for the cheapest 10 minute blow and go and spent 8 minutes of that time putting his trousers on and off.
Another fantasist we won't miss.

Offline Mountain Goat

Thank you admin, that guy was really starting to boil my piss!!
+1

Offline peiyee

Thanks for the update on Fern. Saw her when she started, and she was such a refreshing fuck. Totally game, very womanly, wanted to cook for me because I said I was hungry...we went for dinner in town after the sex; she’s so open she told her folks what she does. She confessed she could not hold a regular relationship so she got into this; so am surprised to hear she has found herself in one now ...a former client maybe? Known a few who have set up house with clients...JessicaJay comes to mind, Marie at Harveys etc. Anyways, happy for Fern.

Offline PK59

Everytime I see a post on this subject my spirits rise as it might be to say Fern is back working ..........but sadly  not grrrr :( :(