External Link/Members OnlyNegative doesn't do this justice. I've never reviewed before as my experiences were broadly similar to others (yeah I know), but this was such a negative, I can't not let the community know.
Location.... Cowcaddens.
60 for hh. Full service.
Flat.... Messy. Shower rank. I washed my bits in the sink. Bags of clothes all over the bedroom. Chest of Drawers covered in "stuff".
Greeting... Usual shtick.. Behind the door etc. Her English is shit.. She started asking me for how long.. I confirmed AGAIN 30 mins despite putting a booking on AW to that effect. I showed her the text I sent to her earlier with the list of things I was looking for so there would be no confusion. She notices kissing, and asks for 70. I pick up my jacket, and start to walk. Usual climbdown, and like many stupid punters, I let my dick do my thinking.
In for a wash.
Back into room.. Asked if I want a massage.. I say "yes, for a little while", gesturing as such with my fingers. Massage crap. Rubs back. In circles. Waste of time. So I turn over... And she rips out a fucking condom. 3 minutes in. I politely remind her it's OWO. So off she goes to provide the least enthusiastic gobble I've had in 30 years. Keeps lifting her head to rewipe the precum. "don't come baby". Chance would be a fucking fine thing.
Thought "fuck it".... Stuck the flunkie on myself, and she lay on her side, lubed her arse, and guided me in. Now I'm not a massive stayer, but 30 seconds in and she's begging me to cum. No fucking way love. I tried to touch her FAKE tits, and she brushes my hand away. I cum.
I get up, get dressed. Touch her tits and say "fake". (profile says natural). She's says in pidgen English "no fake". Yeah.. 2 big hard balls of stuff in the middle of your tits is entirely natural. I walk out without saying anything else. I'm out in 15 mins... Which included a haggle, a wash, a "massage", a BJ, and a fuck.
Extra info.... She never dressed as requested. (stockings). And she has a scar across the full length of her tummy that makes it look likes a cut and shut of two other terrible prossies. She said "lipo". Unless it was done by someone from The Calton, in the back room of a pub, with a pen knife, and a straw, this was no lipo. Fuck knows what it was. Literally hip to hip. Kip I only noticed it when naked and the wee leather dress came off).
I'm sitting in the pub, post punt, and wanted to vent, but to also genuinely warn others. I don't normally review as it's a pain on the phone (this has taken ages.. I gave up twice), but my feedback on Aylin, Roxaxxx, Antonia, Ready n Raunchy, Maisie , Sophie would have been much of the same, so this pain of doing on a mobile got the better. But this one? Deary fucking me. This would have been my first negative anyway.
I shoulda walked. I shoulda fuckin walked.
Happy to answer any sensible questions. 😊
