Oriental massage Swansea “Cwmbwrla”

[Dougieh]

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Have not seen any positive reviews on this place only enquiries on what’s on offer So two weeks ago thought I would add to my list.

Phoned and answered straightaway, Chinese speaking woman confirmed my early evening appointment, entered into sat nav and off I drove. Took me to a side road in cwmbwrla a long road, easily parked opposite shop, rang said I was early and if available now. Over i went and walked into shop, was met by a pretty Chinese girl,,, 24ish not big yet not small, my view a 12 roundish.

Acknowledged an hour and paid £40 to her as she directed me into the room,, same set up as morriston paper on the massage bed. She left and I stripped off then layed face down on the bed, she returned and started the massage which was relaxing, we had conversation on what I did work wise, vehicles I had ( I believe this was to work out how her fees would go) all the time my mind was wondering if a he was on the cards. The massage went from relaxing to sensual strokes over my back and legs, to a kneeding type of action of my butt, these girls must go to massage and baking schools my mind was thinking, i then heard a whisper in my ear as I looked to my right she was inches away from my face with a beautiful smile and asked would I like body to body for £80, I raised myself up and said that I am sure I only have £50 in my wallet and thinking a b2b at the other shop was not what I thought was value for money, but she was a pretty young girl smiling at me so I got up went over and opened my wallet, as I turned she was stripping and fuck me was fuckable. I counted and said I had £60 and she said ok quickly taking off me.

I layed down on the bed face up and she layed on top of me sliding and grinding away I was as stiff as ever and she lifted herself so that my erection was between her legs rubbing on her slit, I always carry a condom on me and this was in my mind because I was so built up I wanted to fuck her. She then turned around and pushed her pussy into my face, I smelt and was fresh so started licking until I placed a finger inside, she was writhing away moaning licking and sucking my cock, now I thought the original fee was understandable without a doubt, I had three fingers inside her also licking more her arse than pussy. I though about reverse cowgirl, then would have to stop to get condom, but was enjoying this youngster bucking away whilst slurping on my cock. She gave full head no ball touching.

Then she wriggled around and still stroking my cock finished me off, and I mean finish until my legs shuddered. Wiped me up and smiled asking if I liked,, the words just came out of my mouth are u always here (just knowing the answer to follow) with a reply no only this week and then going.

Whilst dressing I just could not believe my luck on this, and although no sex a very satisfying hour. Now will she or won’t return, would defo just give her £100 for full service and cut the crap.

Cost £40 massage £60 for what I would describe as pure bliss.

Reading comments from op’s and respectfully agreeing on points with sp’s my way of excitement is going to a place with the maybe possibly outlook, worst scenario would be £40 with a massage, best scenario as above or even Anna which will be my next post that as always keep the best till last.

[OMellors]

Have I got this right

You wrote
2 reviews on 29th March
2 reviews on 31st March
3 reviews on 1st April.  Isn’t that April fools day
1 review on 2nd April
1 review on 3rd April

Can you calm down OP. The rest of us can’t read these reviews as quickly as you are churning them out

OM

[Dougieh]

Yes Om all correct, I will copy paste 1st one at the bottom to clarify even explain for the input.

Started all this after reading reviews on this site so if no reviews were present might not have continued my new occupation 😋, also do have questions and did not want anyone pointing finger as to not contributing beforehand so mixed feelings and thought would visit a few then write, unfortunately had an illness which delayed then came back straight into the saddle so to speak and carried on. So being new relatively uneasy and definitely wanting to try out some sp’s in time thought to myself be open write all the reviews and get accepted. Like the pun re April fool but surely if someone writes a post Xmas day does not mean he’s Santa does it? And please don’t try and take my belief away because I have believed in Santa for years which unlike me he only cums once a year!,,,,,,,

All posts are true and i do have more that may surprise some people as fs took place. I am a great believer of trying what others fail in by the way. Also other newbies will see how recent I have been and try their luck. Always respect feedback from from you experienced guys and hope one day to be amongst you. Anyway below was when I began:-

Well I am into my sixth month taking the plunge, came across this site nearly a year ago and pondered with going for it. I thought I would tick all the possibilities I would like to see off then report all back so I do have many reviews to write, Katae beng my first last October (tel no 07395 835890 now) believe some one else said she is now in splott same no. Cathays in Cardiff is where I had my appointment; she answered quickly and confirmed next day appointment, I arrived and after a knock was let inside to the massage room. Inside a massage table also a single bed. I said massage hour and she asked for £40 told to undress as she left the room. She returned and placed a small (tiny) towel on my naked backside. The massage was medium and was very thorough there were no swipes and I was thinking nothing else was going to be on offer. The massage was relaxing and good. Conversation was also good and I could understand her. She asked me to turn over and placed the “flannel” on top of my cock she then continued to give me a satisfactory massage. As she massaged on my stomach which aroused me and I could feel the towel moving thinking surely she can see, as she started to do my thighs I heard her say or I thought! anything else so I pulled at the towel revealing my erection oh was the reaction with that will be extra! 20 I said and received a nod so towel was removed oil applied and then a non rushed he which was fantastic, balls emptied and she cleaned me up finished with a shoulder neck massage. Offered a shower not taken paid the extra and bid farewell. Summing up and my first for the gang very good massage very nice lady total paid £60. I hope that was enough if not do advise.

[OMellors]

Hi D 

Glad you’re enjoying yourself fella 

My remark was based on something Dame Edna Everage directed at Melvyn Bragg some years ago.  Seemed  at the time

If you don’t remember Dame Edna, I’m sure SW will enlighten you 

OM

[Dougieh]

Thank you OM, yes I remember the dame also Melvyn, sounds like we are from the same era may I be so bold to ask if you remember glossop hosp or even st David’s one?

[OMellors]

St David's 1 certainly 

Glossop    Remember the name but can't visualize it 

OM

[Dougieh]

Possibly a nickname for the infirmary!,, the days you could just nip round the corner quick jab and away 🥴🥴😷