The Massage People - reviews

[goodmans]

I said to both do you do extras give you money on top said no 2 times also I have seen Bernadette lovely girl no extra

[twatsalot]

Had a session with Heidi and it was a pretty below average massage, no extras offered she seemed pretty legit, avoided the main area of focus and requested towel before massage commenced for coverage. Although she was super sweet and cute i doubt i would be calling her again.

[heyheyhey]

Had a session with Heidi and it was a pretty below average massage, no extras offered she seemed pretty legit, avoided the main area of focus and requested towel before massage commenced for coverage. Although she was super sweet and cute i doubt i would be calling her again.

Did you ask her directly for extras or did you wait to see if she would offer some?

[twatsalot]

I didnt ask directly as i didnt really feel like it was something she was offering, i may be wrong. Maybe again we didnt click or she wasnt into me. Lots of factors can be at play.

[TAblackhawk]

Did you ask her directly for extras or did you wait to see if she would offer some?

I did she's legit she said she doesn't offer extras.

[Outcallguy]

I had a 1 hour Ayurvedic massage with Marta.
The massage itself was heaven. Absolutely perfect for people who enjoy Thai or deep tissue massage.
She recommended booking at least 90 mins or two hours for this type of massage which I will 100% go for next time.
The downside was that she brought her own blanket to cover my cock in.
At the end I asked directly about extras.
"Do you provide extra services? As you are so good looking"
And got a firm no. Never.
Which is really sad.
She is not as hot as her pics. But for the skill of the massage I can see why she doesn't need to offer extras

[Eggbert]

Anyone have any positive experiences for both massage and extras with any of the following?


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[Outcallguy]

In the site search. Type the massage people followed by the name of the girl you want.
You will see the reviews in this thread then.

[heyheyhey]

Looks like this is what you are talking about right?

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Has anyone managed to signup and use this service yet? Tried to signup and use it but kept getting error messages.

[hawaiifive0]

Me too! Error message

[Iloveoral]

Has anyone managed to signup and use this service yet? Tried to signup and use it but kept getting error messages.

To be honest looking at you post history of approx 140 post 85%+ are about the massage people, you would seem to be very involved going back 2 years but only recently reviewed (all 3 of the same agency) in a week or two apart recently.
Is it your only place to visit and why did it take so long to review or is there some other connection between you and the business we don’t know about.
It does come across very touty?

[LLPunting]

To be honest looking at you post history of approx 140 post 85%+ are about the massage people, you would seem to be very involved going back 2 years but only recently reviewed (all 3 of the same agency) in a week or two apart recently.
Is it your only place to visit and why did it take so long to review or is there some other connection between you and the business we don’t know about.
It does come across very touty?

He reluctantly coughed up "reviews" under implied threat of being banned for touting this outfit.  Said reviews then "revealed" that he'd taken little more than HR from the girls he saw and nothing about the other extras he'd been claiming on this thread were available for "lots of money".

[Iloveoral]

He reluctantly coughed up "reviews" under implied threat of being banned for touting this outfit.  Said reviews then "revealed" that he'd taken little more than HR from the girls he saw and nothing about the other extras he'd been claiming on this thread were available for "lots of money".

I’m glad it’s not just me that finds it were strange.
Will let him have the opportunity to reply matey, thanks 
Pretty sure I’ve already pulled him in this previously.

[heyheyhey]

@IloveOral & @LLPunting.
Can you please change the 'tout' record. It's getting boring and draining.
Between both of you, you have over 600 reviews. Thats a lot of time and money you've spent paying for sex. I don't have that kind of time or desire.
Im into massage agencies with the 'will she, won't she' element of surprise. Out of all the mobile massage agencies in London, most are full of escorts masquerading as massage therapists. From my experience only 4 of them have proper therapists who are not guaranteed to give extras. These are urban.co, secretspa.co.uk, themassagerooms.com and TMP. My favourite from those is TMP. Hence why I'm most active about TMP related topics.
TMP is also an agency trying to market itself as a legit massage agency with therapists doing legit, professional massage. Therefore me sharing info about the therapists that do do extras is terrible PR for TMP, so that makes it even more impossible that im a tout. What kind of tout would advertise things that damage the reputation of the same business.???
Additionally I did start a thread about themassagerooms.com (https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=332290.0), but no one really cared about it as it barely got any posts, esp in comparison to this TMP thread. TMP is one of the most popular mobile massage sites in London. If you would like me to post another review or 2 then just say. Happy to do so when I have time. But in the meantime its probably more beneficial for this particular thread if you post your experiences with therapists from TMP rather than hound a member that actually does. Have a good day.
 

[heyheyhey]

Has anyone managed to signup and use this service yet? Tried to signup and use it but kept getting error messages.

And regarding the new service TMP are offering, I only found out about it last week because another UKP member was telling us about it and that it goes live on the 15th of May.

I see there is a service on massage people called zen hut which is a in call service to the therapist home which gets launched in 15 may

So when I remembered about it today I tried to use it, but was surprised to see I couldn't sign up to it and that is was full of error messages. Hence why I asked the group what their experiences were.

[Iloveoral]

Mate as a moderator I’m questioning not booting.
Your response is appreciated, as you can understand looking outside in it can look touty so I’m trying to question you to get a better feel for what’s happening.

I did notice that one of the reviews was a neutral and your comments fair, your response fair and I’m happy with that thank you 

As you can appreciate You’ve commented about these people for much longer than you’ve reviewed for.

My advice would be to review all you’ve seen, be transparent of all meets not just tmp 

My review count is high I don’t expect members to match if I’m honest I’ve an addiction to see hot thai girls and I’m a dirty little perv   

[heyheyhey]

Mate as a moderator I’m questioning not booting.
Your response is appreciated, as you can understand looking outside in it can look touty so I’m trying to question you to get a better feel for what’s happening.

I did notice that one of the reviews was a neutral and your comments fair, your response fair and I’m happy with that thank you 

As you can appreciate You’ve commented about these people for much longer than you’ve reviewed for.

My advice would be to review all you’ve seen, be transparent of all meets not just tmp 

@Iloveoral, Thanks for your well reasoned and intelligent response. It's appreciated! Some of the other guys in here could learn a lot from your example   

Theres actually a review I can write about a therapist from the themassagerooms.com. Will post that as my very next one just to spread the knowledge about a different company. Will write that up soon. In the meantime Mr Iloveoral, have a pleasant evening 
 

[Fuzzyduck]

@IloveOral & @LLPunting.
Can you please change the 'tout' record. It's getting boring and draining.
Between both of you, you have over 600 reviews. Thats a lot of time and money you've spent paying for sex. I don't have that kind of time or desire.
Im into massage agencies with the 'will she, won't she' element of surprise. Out of all the mobile massage agencies in London, most are full of escorts masquerading as massage therapists. From my experience only 4 of them have proper therapists who are not guaranteed to give extras. These are urban.co, secretspa.co.uk, themassagerooms.com and TMP. My favourite from those is TMP. Hence why I'm most active about TMP related topics.
TMP is also an agency trying to market itself as a legit massage agency with therapists doing legit, professional massage. Therefore me sharing info about the therapists that do do extras is terrible PR for TMP, so that makes it even more impossible that im a tout. What kind of tout would advertise things that damage the reputation of the same business.???
Additionally I did start a thread about themassagerooms.com (https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=332290.0), but no one really cared about it as it barely got any posts, esp in comparison to this TMP thread. TMP is one of the most popular mobile massage sites in London. If you would like me to post another review or 2 then just say. Happy to do so when I have time. But in the meantime its probably more beneficial for this particular thread if you post your experiences with therapists from TMP rather than hound a member that actually does. Have a good day.

That's one of the most touty responses I've ever seen. Market externally as legit then drive business UTC through this forum. How do you know they are the most popular mobile massage services in London? Please do share how this is measured. I should commend you for getting so far and not being banned.

[lougb1]

Has anyone managed to signup and use this service yet? Tried to signup and use it but kept getting error messages.

Zen Hut is the SP business management app, not a punter booking app, that is why punters cannot log in or create an a count, Iike you do with TMP app

That's why mention  of incalls being an option as a tick box for the SP, not for punters generally

 

[Buenos2006]

That's one of the most touty responses I've ever seen. Market externally as legit then drive business UTC through this forum. How do you know they are the most popular mobile massage services in London? Please do share how this is measured. I should commend you for getting so far and not being banned.

This is one of the most tin foil hat responses I’ve ever seen.

[LLPunting]

This is one of the most tin foil hat responses I’ve ever seen.

Not really, the poster is asserting all kinds of "knowledge" that would only be available to individuals privvy to the business' management mission, the girls' menus of service and site performance metrics.  So either an overly stalkerish interest in a legit massage site meaning he's a bit of a nutter or full of sh-1-t asserting "fact" when he has none or someone inclined to try to justify their repeated talking up of an unexceptional visiting rub'n'tug service.  Read his post history making plenty of suggestive comments about what might be on offer (he continues to use vague over-promising terms) when his own claimed "experiences" describe just a tug.

[lougb1]

Not really, the poster is asserting all kinds of "knowledge" that would only be available to individuals privvy to the business' management mission, the girls' menus of service and site performance metrics.  So either an overly stalkerish interest in a legit massage site  :dash:meaning he's a bit of a nutter or full of sh-1-t asserting "fact" when he has none or someone inclined to try to justify their repeated talking up of an unexceptional visiting rub'n'tug service.  Read his post history making plenty of suggestive comments about what might be on offer (he continues to use vague over-promising terms) when his own claimed "experiences" describe just a tug.

Not even a rub and tug from most TMP  SPs apparently

 

[venicestar]

She looks hot, might have to TOFTT but if anyone else does before i do, feel free to share the intel.

I have seen Livia recently. Good looking, big boobs but no extras.

[Buenos2006]

Reviewed Maria C

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=379693.new#new

[lougb1]

Has anyone managed to signup and use this service yet? Tried to signup and use it but kept getting error messages.

I received the following text from TMP

Dear Customer,

The Massage People have now launched our new platform 'Zen Hut' which offers both mobile and incall massage.

visit External Link/Members Only

This is the punters link to access TMP incall and outcall services..very few SP  are offering incalls I hasten to add, and so I have yet to get a targetted appointment ie with my SP of choice.

 

[sparkus]

I received the following text from TMP

Dear Customer,

The Massage People have now launched our new platform 'Zen Hut' which offers both mobile and incall massage.

visit External Link/Members Only

This is the punters link to access TMP incall and outcall services..very few SP  are offering incalls I hasten to add, and so I have yet to get a targetted appointment ie with my SP of choice.

 

Hopefully they may start to do so or attract new SPs who do.

[LLPunting]

Hopefully they may start to do so or attract new SPs who do.

Just had a nosey, 2 girls within 5 miles of SW1A and one wanted 75 the other 80 for a 1 hour incall "Classic" massage.
If that doesn't include b2b or hr then they can fuck right off.  Save your money and go to an escort or an established parlour, even an EE clip joint like Elements or White Lily might be cheaper 

[sparkus]

Just had a nosey, 2 girls within 5 miles of SW1A and one wanted 75 the other 80 for a 1 hour incall "Classic" massage.
If that doesn't include b2b or hr then they can fuck right off.  Save your money and go to an escort or an established parlour, even an EE clip joint like Elements or White Lily might be cheaper 

There's one or two of the well known on the site I'd happily chalk off.

That postcode is dead centre I suppose but I'm mainly active out east.

[lougb1]

Just had a nosey, 2 girls within 5 miles of SW1A and one wanted 75 the other 80 for a 1 hour incall "Classic" massage.
If that doesn't include b2b or hr then they can fuck right off.  Save your money and go to an escort or an established parlour, even an EE clip joint like Elements or White Lily might be cheaper 

I agree entirely not worth chasing the WSWS at those prices, the one I found available quoted £95 for a classic, and she works in the same post code as a £120 ph FS provider.

 

[pepsicolaboy]

I agree entirely not worth chasing the WSWS at those prices, the one I found available quoted £95 for a classic, and she works in the same post code as a £120 ph FS provider.

 

 

[lougb1]

Anyone had any experience of YMMV or WSWS with Brazilian Sarah from TMP?


 

[harry1980]

Anyone had any experience of YMMV or WSWS with Brazilian Sarah from TMP?


 

If you mean Sarah with the red hair then yes I have. She's a much larger lady than she appears in the picture. Smallish boobs but quite large bum and thighs. Not a bubble butt type contender unfortunately. Had a massage with her via another site and was not impressed with her look when she arrived defo not my type but she did indicate that extras were available but I wasn't interested.

If you check her out on their new site Zenhut (not endorsing it) then you can select her and use the drop down to view 'more pictures' and there a few more on there but again they are strategically taken. I also thinks she bats for the other team as have seen her personal FB profile and pretty sure she has a girlfriend.

[lougb1]

If you mean Sarah with the red hair then yes I have. She's a much larger lady than she appears in the picture. Smallish boobs but quite large bum and thighs. Not a bubble butt type contender unfortunately. Had a massage with her via another site and was not impressed with her look when she arrived defo not my type but she did indicate that extras were available but I wasn't interested.

If you check her out on their new site Zenhut (not endorsing it) then you can select her and use the drop down to view 'more pictures' and there a few more on there but again they are strategically taken. I also thinks she bats for the other team as have seen her personal FB profile and pretty sure she has a girlfriend.

Thanks for the info, possible WSWS, big butt small breasts.  Hmm maybe take my chances?

Best 4 handed b2b mutual he massage I had was with 2 masseuses who clearly fancied each other as the frigged each other and me:yahoo:

 

[decent_gent]

I received the following text from TMP

Dear Customer,

The Massage People have now launched our new platform 'Zen Hut' which offers both mobile and incall massage.

visit External Link/Members Only

This is the punters link to access TMP incall and outcall services..very few SP  are offering incalls I hasten to add, and so I have yet to get a targetted appointment ie with my SP of choice.

 

  Any intel on Patricia mentioned as incall here ? External Link/Members Only i tried searching for Patricia reviews here before but no luck.

[goodmans]

I saw her about 2 years ago on perfect massage guy called David run the company she was ok bigger than photos does b2b 50

[decent_gent]

I saw her about 2 years ago on perfect massage guy called David run the company she was ok bigger than photos does b2b 50

  Thanks for the info, will report back if i manage to get a session in

[jayper]

jfc, £130 to book Sylwia or £150 to book Heidi. My only two options for outcalls.

They must be joking!

[heyheyhey]

jfc, £130 to book Sylwia or £150 to book Heidi. My only two options for outcalls.

They must be joking!

Why is it costing so much? £130 for Sylwia and £150 for Heidi? Who quoted you those prices? Are you not based in London?

[jayper]

Those are the listed prices on the website for them. I'm in Surbiton so London Zone 6.

[heyheyhey]

Those are the listed prices on the website for them. I'm in Surbiton so London Zone 6.

Wow. Thats a pretty big travel fee they're adding on top. Might be cheaper for you to get a Dayuse or airbnb room somewhere between zones 1-3. Make a day of it and see a few therapists on your hitlist the same day. Dayuse is pretty cool and discrete. You can hire hotel rooms for a few hours at a time and usually pay significantly less than the full day rate you would pay for a whole day/night.

[jayper]

I didn't know about Dayuse. Nice tip, thank you.

[hawaiifive0]

From what I understand, the girls now charge their own price! Not regulated by company

[Eggbert]

Got an email about a new girl today (Elena). Didn't even realise they were still around. Anyone used them recently?

[Buenos2006]

Got an email about a new girl today (Elena). Didn't even realise they were still around. Anyone used them recently?

Got the same email re Elena.

I saw Yasmine recently. Nice girl and massage but don’t think she’s one for extras.

Juliana looks hot but never seems to be available. Would be interested to hear if anyone has booked her.

[Love2come]

Elena works also at Natural Balance.  It is a terrible pic of her on TMP.  She is a cute girl, perky boobs.  I haven't seen her yet on TMP so not sure if the offering is different.

It is not the girl in your picture.

Paddington or Victoria?

[Nick1974]

Hi…so about 3 years no FBSM for me, but GF free so now looking to re-start !
Used to use TMP External Link/Members Only
So in my area I have ;
- Laura
- Francis
- Jenny
- Andressa
- Wanessa
- Ella
So Ella, she looks like Ella a bit who used to be in Bayswater type area but not sure as it’s a rubbish pic, but never seen any of the rest. Any intel before I book on any super appreciated gents !
Would be a shame to have a negative review as my first one for a few years lol

[Lordprabir]

The site looks pretty legit? You reckon they will do FBSM?

[Eggbert]

There is a long thread on this place: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=243571.0

[Nick1974]

Yes to be fair I could have tacked onto this thread - it’s pretty aged so didn’t see it.
They defo used to have some decent options, probably the lack of activity reflects the fact that it’s no longer a good hunting ground.