Fancied having a look for a massage place whilst back on the island past weekend, 2 places came up one in shanklin and one in Ryde. Think they are owned by the same person, but after seeing a review on here from last year i decided to go for the one in Ryde. I went twice and will give a 2 part review.
This place:
External Link/Members OnlyCOMMS: Phoned the number and got a chinese lady, knew zero english, awkward giggle and then hang up. Not a great start, 30 seconds later got a text saying "30 for 30 mins, 50 for hour, free now". I text back saying an hour, waited a few minutes and got an "okay" back.
LOCATION: The front of the shop is right at the end of the highstreet at the top end, just down from Iceland. I went at about 5pm and it was a ghost town, but can imagine quite a few people milling around on weekends or at peak times. There is a VERY discrete back way (Which i was let out through) that comes into an alley and then connects up to Icelands car park.
FIRST VISIT (Long read, i get carried away lol. TLDR- BEST. EXPERIENCE. EVER.)-----
THE ENCOUNTER: I arrived and came in, very clean and open reception area. A very typical Chinese massage parlour. I was greeted by the lady i spoke to on the phone, i know this because she knew sod all english. She was early twenties, about 5 foot, really nice body, small tits and arse. I said i spoke to her on the phone, she didn't understand so i showed her the texts on my phone, the light bulb pinged on and she said "yes yes" and took me through to the massage room. She asked me how long i wanted by holding up 3 fingers and then 5 and awkwardly gesturing, was quite funny to be honest, i held up 5 and she smiled. I paid and got undressed.
I laid face down on the table, proper sturdy massage table, comfortable, the entire room was quite nice. I was completely naked. She covered me with towel and started to massage me. This was a my spidey senses started tingling. My worries about the legitimacy of this encounter where quickly forgotten about with receiving one of the best messages ive ever had. Was massaged through the towel for about 10 minutes, then the towel was taken off my back (still covering my bits) and a small amount of oil was used. This lasted another 10 minutes or so, it was worth mentioning there was ZERO swipes towards my genitals or arse during this.
Was asked to turn over, and i'm not afraid to say i was rock hard. Combination of the massage, the not knowing if anything was going to happen, and this girl had worked me quite up. She noticed and then said "massage" whilst pointing at my old chap, i said yes and asked how much. Once again with the miming lol. She motioned a handy and held up 2 fingers, then pretend undressed and held up 4. I held up 4. She smiled and got undressed. Size 8, top quality body. She began to very slowly massage my old chap, balls and anus with oil. I responded to what i like with moans to steer her in the right direction. I kept my hands to myself so dont know how she responds to touching. An exceptionally slow massage, using 2 hands, one on my cock and one hand on my balls or the odd finger towards my arse. After about 5 minutes, i popped a huge load, she cleaned me up. I had about 25-30 minutes left. She climbed on top of me (wearing nothing but pants), started massaging my chest and head etc, rubbing herself all over me. After about 10 minutes (i usually bounce back quickly but this time i was worn out lol) she gestured for me to stand up. i presumed my time was up or she was ending it there. I stood up she turned me around so i was facing the bed and gestured for me to bed over. Intrigued i obliged and was awkwardly bent over, the massage table. Then her small hand covered in oil appears between my legs and she starts massaging the old chap again and then the biggest surprise of the encounter. She plunged, and i mean plunged, her tongue into my arse and started deep rimming me, earlier on i mentioned i moaned at the things i liked, i guess she thought i liked butt stuff. This got my instantly hard and she brought me to climax again in a few minutes of playing the old rusty trombone. I got dressed and thanked her, she played a voice clip from a translator on her phone saying thank you and that she hopes i come back. I was let out the back door.
£90, An hour and 10 minutes, Amazing massage, 2 pops, including rimming. Money well spent.
I was honestly amazed at the service and how good she was, that i wanted to go back again before leaving.
2ND VISIT------
THIS IS WHERE IT GOES DOWN HILL.
I messaged 2 days later thinking it would be easier than ringing due to the language barrier. Got similar texts back and was told they where free. I turned up, walked in, different girl. FUCK. I quickly realised i didnt get the name of the last girl. I accepted my fate and went with this girl. When in the room she instantly asked me if i wanted extras. i said yes but the whole thing was just rubbish, the massage was shit, the hand job was just a rushed and i mean, VIGEROUS and sometimes painful hand job, i could barely get hard. I eventually came and just got dressed and left 30 mins into the hour.
Hence the neutral.
Im thinking about going again and trying my luck. Not to sure, so if you are on the island and fancy a gamble you could get the BEST oriental massage experience of your life, or the WORST. May the odds forever be in your favour.
