Normally, whether the punt is negative or positive, I can hardly wait to get a review posted up, like I need to either scream all the positives from the rooftops or warn my fellow punters about a horror show. In this case... it has been a fortnight or so and I still don't know what to say about her.
I've previously expressed that there was something off-putting about her profile in the past. While the AW feedback is extremely impressive, the profile itself felt more like a bollocking when she was providing a full service. Now providing a massage with HE only, the blurb has been cut down but she still feels like she is telling you off with her very specific bullet points of ways to contact her and lots of
things in bold, CAPITALS and
underlined.
Despite my misgivings about the profile being indicative of an unrelaxed atmosphere, I made contact. Comms were good, we agreed a date and time, I made the booking, she gave me the address with instructions to phone her before coming up. A residential street in Bathgate, it's not the worst place in the world and not the best. While I wouldn't like to leave the E-Type parked up for an hour, I had no worries. The flat, a typical block of four with the top two flats being accessed from a stair leading straight out to the front, so few concerns about neighbours.
The woman, well she is tiny. Like really tiny! Profile says 5'1", I reckon she has sneaked in an extra inch or two there! Not unattractive either, she'd have been quite the hottie ten years ago, now a pleasantly matured MILF. Looks like there is a decent enough mummy body under the tunic too. Friendly, some chat but didn't go on and on like some have a tendency to do.
The massage... it was shite. Sorry, it just fucking was. It was more a stroking session than a massage and was a real disappointment. Apart from the low standard of the massage element, there was little sensual about it. I'd have liked a bit of attention to the arse, some teasing up to the balls, that sort of thing. Also, no touching of her, not a hand on the arse, never mind slipping a hand up her top or into her bottoms. A shame, I'd have loved to see what was under the tunic.
I will never forget my first happy ending, it was a lady who had my entire body convulsing when I shot my muck, I was almost in a state of shock with it and I've been chasing that dragon ever since. Well, this lass brought me back 90% of the way there, she knows what she is doing with a cock. If she had been a bit more of a tease instead of going straight for the cock and I'd been able to get my hands on her body, maybe allowed me a nibble on a nipple, it would have been spectacularly good. As it is, it's a good HE but the service as a whole is lacking that X factor.
Positives: the HE, the woman.
Negatives: the woman, the massage.
Neutrals: the location.
I think I'll sit on the fence and mark this as a neutral. The HE is good, but falls agonisingly short of perfection, the massage and lack of any real sensuality drags it down.
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