External Link/Members OnlySo I saw her pics and absolutely had to give it a try because her fit body looked too good to be true. I went with no expectation, kinda prepared for the classic bad Romanian attitude experience
Comms: Quick and efficient by text although she kept calling me from a different number to confirm, and I generally can't answer that at work. Managed to answer once and she sounded quite friendly
Place: Well known flat on Creechurch lane (which in my experience isn't known for the quality, hence why low expectations). Acceptable, bed a bit squeaky though. Could hear action coming from the other room as well
Price: £70 for half an hour
The girl: Well, good news: what you see is what you get. Jesse is tall, has a RIDICULOUSLY hot fit body with very slightly visible abs, rock hard back, great thighs, and fake boobs that really compliment her proportions well. Her face though... That's the negative part of it. Her lips are way too enhanced to be good looking! She welcomed me in a very friendly way, big smile, chatty, giggly, and even kissed me on the lips. Expectations starting to go up!
The meet: Surprisingly - and I think this it the first time I ever have a punt with one of these bimbo-fake-body-style Romanians where this is the case - we started with FK. Not deep by any means and no tongue involved, but she was happy to kiss a bit, and it was kind of a bucket list thing to me to kiss someone with stupid big fake lips so I guess that's done?
She moans a lot though. Way too much for it to be realistic. whether kissing or massaging or playing with her boobs, that's not really adding much. But kudos for effort I guess. Had some time to play with her body, RO was ok although due to fake moans I guess she didn't really care, had a beautiful tit wank, and then just took some time massaging her absolutely ridiculously hot body. I've never been with a fit woman like this and boy this was a pleasure, She seemed like she enjoyed the sensual massage too so win win I guess. And here comes the weird thing:
Her flatmate asked something in Romanian through the door, Jesse answered something, and... here is the flatmate coming in to get condoms from Jesse's bedside table while we're in bed. What the fuck? Like I'm not too bothered seeing WGs of course but I'm in the middle of sensual intercourse time with one and the other comes in like nothing is happening? This was weird. She made a comment in Romanian about this (well all I got really was gibberishgibberishMassage!gibberishgibberish) and Jesse giggled and answer. I got the feeling this was a fun banter kind of comment aimed at me. You know, having fun with a mate at someone's expense. I don't really know but that's what the tone sounded like, which surely isn't greatly appreciated
Well off with the mood, and Jesse starts wanking and kissing me. Time for OW. She wrapped a condom quite deep (as in wrapping the beginning of the balls, ouch) so I had to adjust it to avoid being in discomfort. Off we go, OW was just ok. Not bad, not good, and way too short. I would have liked it longer and with more of a view on her big lips but oh well. She immediately jumped in CG and that was quite a sight. Really good start, and as I was struggling to avoid finishing she asks me to go for doggy. Moved later to mish, and I think that's when it started to go downwards as I got the feeling she was fed up with the meet and just wanted to finish it at some point. From there on she was acting colder, refusing to kiss, and commenting on the fact that we were getting sweaty (well of course we are? Isn't this what we're here for anyway?). He drop in interest made me lose the mood, so I asked for a handjob, which she delivered but was also bickering in Romanian (once again no idea what this meant but it definitely sounded like a "Fuck me how long is this gonna take" kind of complaint).
Anyway, handjob, I wanted to finish on her tits but she swiftly avoided it and caught most on her hands, then gave me a million wipes and disappeared. The shower was taken so I just got ready straight away. Left, and saw the clock: from the last text she sent me with flat number to the time I was out, 25 minutes total. Clock watching for sure
So in the end, it was a rollercoaster of a punt. It had great moments, she was quite friendly for starters, and then went downwards.
Plus:
- One of the hottest fit bodies I've seen
- Actually quite friendly
- Sex was good
Minus:
- Face isn't the greatest
- Other WG came in the room to fetch something during the meet
- Got visibly annoyed at the length of it ruining the mood
- attitude moving for great and friendly to I fucking hate you in seconds
Would I go back? I don't think so. Maybe one day if I feel that urge, but I'll probably avoid. If I do, I'll probably go for a quick 15mins to avoid reaching the point where she becomes insufferable
Weird punt that was
