The title says it all; this club really is the place you'd only see pictured in some wicked avant-gardish movie - or in your worst nightmares.
If you ever had any kind of a heart or soul, you should leave it at the door before entering, 'cos you're not leaving this club with those anyways. Once you step in here, you've crossed the point of no return. You'll never be the same again.
Upon entering you need to leave your clothes to the cloakroom along with your morals and aforementioned heart&soul. Only kinky outfit is allowed or dark (preferably black) underwear and t-shirt. Dark suit is as well fine, but due to the nature of the club, you won't see many of them here. Showing off the skin is more in fashion here.
Kinda strict face-control at the door. You might get asked for all kinds of questions, like "do you know what kind of party you're coming/what kind of clothing you have with you etc." Just stay cool and look like you know exactly what you're doing and make them believe it as well and you're fine. You should also be within 20-45 age range or at least look like that to get in.
Saturday is the night to go, if you're heterosexual. Fridays are usually gay nights. Both are busy nights, but saturdays a bit more. On both nights you'll see a bit of a both crowd as well, so it's not so black and white.
And like I mentioned earlier in other thread, this club seems to have no opening times or at least they are very flexible. The last time I was here, I entered the club at 11PM and left the next day at 14PM. And there was still lot of people in. Some probably had just come in when I left. You'll lose a bit sense of time here 'cos there's obviously no windows and you can not be sure if it's day or night outside. Inside here it's very much the same around the clock.
Drugs. That is probably the first thing that comes to your mind when strolling around and getting assimilated to the club. I don't think I'm totally wrong if I'd say that around 90% of the crowd here is pumped up with some sort of a substances. Not that much alcohol, but you'll get that too with surprisingly affordable prices (4 EUR a small bottle of Beck's). Lots of water bottles everywhere (I only wonder why...)
The club is big. I'm not sure if I've even seen it all even 'tho I've been there several times and walking around a lot.
The first floor is quite simple - a big dance floor, a smaller dance floor on the back, a balcony upstairs mostly for fucking and a nice swimming pool area where people are laying on some pillows or comfy chairs/sofas and there's sauna as well. In sauna there's naked staff members throwing water with different scents on the hot stones and then they're performing some weird thing with japanese fans, almost like some ceremony. Kind of cool, especially when there's this asian looking girl on duty. The last time I was there I saw her sucking some ugly guys' dick in front of the sauna 'tho and not performing her ceremony in the sauna. Maybe it was her idea of having a lunch break, God knows.
Downstairs it gets more weird. It's like a maze. There's one tiny booth where it's pitch black and often you'll see (or hear to be more correct, 'cos you really can't see much in there) some people fucking there. There's also a dance floor and some S/M equipment for those who like to play a doctor/patient things or some other crap like that. Whipping and shit.
From the first floor's smaller dance floor you can get up from the stairs to the small space where it's nearly pitch-black as well and there seems to be mostly gays/trans doing their things.
I almost made a fatal error last time I was there when I though I saw some girls fucked from behind by some bulky dudes.
I was waiting patiently for my turn as usual, wanking and trying to keep my hard-on and when one dude had finished his fucking, I quickly positioned myself forward, starting to put a condom on and getting ready for action. Luckily I tried that "girl's" ass before inserting my dick in and I felt that there's not pussy where it usually is. Instead of a nice, moist feel of a soft vagina I felt some bony crotch and when I quickly pulled my hand away, I smelled some shit on my fingers. I stepped backwards in shock and realized that it's a dude that is bent over in front of me. That dude was wondering why I didn't put my dick in him, but I didn't have the time to stay and explain 'cos I was too busy to go for a drink downstairs.
KitKat is very international club. I've had sex there with Ukrainian, Russian, Korean, Japanese, German, English, Finnish, Spanish, Danish, Georgian, Colombian, Brazilian, American and Ghanaian girls, just to name some I can recall. With some I never even had the time to ask their names, let alone where they're from. Often it's just been wham-bam-thank-you-mam-type of action. In and out and on to the next one. No looking back.
There's surprisingly many Asian girls there. And especially Korean/Japanese type of Asians, not Thais or other darker skin Asians but these fair skinned ones. I knew that Japanese and Koreans are especially kinky people with all kinds of fetishes, but it still surprised me that there's so much of them here.
Entrance fee is only 10 EUR which is ridiculously low considering what is possibly on offer. But it depends solely on you, nothing's guaranteed. Dog eat dog mentality is full-on display here. If you don't like or feel comfortable with ordinary disco clubs where competition for pussy is fierce, you'll hate it here. Because here it's all turbo-charged. You'll see pumped up body-builders and void eyes where once was light but which was killed by hard drugs and immorality ages ago everywhere and it's every man to himself. No one gives a shit about anything or anyone here. You need to dig out that beast within from yourself to make it here. Thick skin is a must here and if you don't have one, you need to grow it fast or you're done before you know it.
Freakshow is one word that often comes to mind here. But it's more the overall ambience than looks. And the mood in this club is very dark, very cold and for some even depressing I'd guess. If ordinary rock club is like a pint of lager&joint, KitKat is IV heroin.
'Tho you will see some very extraordinarily strange looking people in here too. At times you'll feel like you're in some human zoo, wondering where the hell these kind of beasts grow. And the next moment you might be talking to some gorgeous young girl who looks like she's straight outta some catwalk... Until you see her eyes which are completely fucked up. I guess everyone here is more or less fucked up in the head. And you're gonna be too unless you beware. This is not a child's play here.
I don't even wanna recall everything I've seen here just in order to maintain my own sanity, but I can only say for sure that if Armageddon will ever occur, it will start from here. This is a present day Sodom and Gomorrah, Babylon the Great in flesh and blood.
You've been warned. Enter at your own risk.
EDIT/Title of the thread changed 'cos I fucked up the previous one, sorry!
