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Offline Rodney you plonker

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Catching up on some reviews,apologies but most have been widely reviewed on here but recent visits help everyone out.
       Visit was a few weeks ago,rang Li she said she was available in two hours so made way over.Txt me address and plenty of parking local to her “shop”.Block of flats across the road by some playing fields in a cul de sac,pretty safe,busy ish area,car wash and hole in wall all within 300 metres!
      Txt to say here,wait,5 mins early txt me to say come in walked down and door was open.
     Li is around the 50 mark I would say,not a stunner but a lovely lady,very businesslike,make up on and presentable.Walk in and she locks the door,take off shoes on with slippers,offered bathroom and into massage room.Room spacious and clean pay the dues undress and onto the table,usual music playing.
    Not a talker on first visit but will talk if you instigate/want to...I think she said she had been a “nanny” before turning to massage.
     Massage very efficient all areas covered,went for medium and lots of bending didn’t ask but didn’t get round to any touching...got very interesting when she got down south,mini me wasn’t showing much interest until Li started reaching under after the obligatory raising of the arse end!I have no clue what she did but it felt fantastic!...within a couple of minutes interest was being registered!
   Turned over and all areas covered again very sensual and finally onto end game...very satisfying HJ not rushed attention to detail and quality ending,nothing uncomfortable,no manic tugging,cleaned up afterwards thanked and on my merry way.
 Got to be one of the top providers of HE around the West Mids if not further afield.I suppose some will say it could be bettered if there was touching allowed,so if you like a good grope maybe not for you,but it didnt matter to mini me he was very happy.
     Value for money all day long £40 hr including HE.am I going back? When that bear stops shitting in the woods I’ll stop visiting Li!

Online mr.bluesky

Good review Rodney you plonker. As a regular visitor to Li she is good value for money. Quite often only have time for half hour massage so she goes for the crown jewels straight away. Like you say not a young stunner but a very pleasent lady. :thumbsup:

Offline Briggs

Totally agree as a Li regular she is not a stunner but is great value. As reviewed there is no touching but u can have a HS & HE in one session 👌

Offline CoolTiger

Totally agree as a Li regular she is not a stunner but is great value. As reviewed there is no touching but u can have a HS & HE in one session 👌

Welcome to UKP Briggs. As you have seen Li, any chance of a review on her?

You have been a member on here for nearly 4 years. It would be great to read up your punting experience. Cheers.

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FYI Slamboy has reported this as a fake review, claiming its only been written to counteract his recent negative.
I suspect there's going to be some fallout from this

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FYI Slamboy has reported this as a fake review, claiming its only been written to counteract his recent negative.
I suspect there's going to be some fallout from this

But it was posted before slam boys review 

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FYI Slamboy has reported this as a fake review, claiming its only been written to counteract his recent negative.
I suspect there's going to be some fallout from this

You would love there to be. I see you 'reported' an earlier post of mine which was a completely legitimate response to being personally attacked for posting completely objective review.

I know what's going on here - this is a continuation of me calling you out about your fanboy support for for the 'fake doctor' SP on this thread:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=post;quote=2489736;topic=237033.150

You are not very difficult to work out. Admin has seen these tactics a million times. You are just shit-stirring so you can continue to shield the 'fake doctor' Tailseeker without anyone contradicting her dangerous and irresponsible advice.

Everyone reading this will see straight through you and your poorly thought through tactics.

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FYI Slamboy has reported this as a fake review, claiming its only been written to counteract his recent negative.
I suspect there's going to be some fallout from this

I don't think so .Rodney you plonker's review contains too much accurate detail for it to be fake. Slamboy just can't take critisism as heads back to London with his tail between his legs never to be seen again..and it was posted well before his review so he should try getting his facts right
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I don't think so .Rodney you plonker's review contains too much accurate detail for it to be fake. Slamboy just can't take critisism as heads back to London with his tail between his legs never to be seen again..

I have retracted my reporting of this review (it was not written in response to my negative review of the same SP, but was bumped in response to it).

By all means criticise my reviews (if they are wrong - they are not, and you know it) but criticising me for writing them is just overt fanboy like behaviour.

Offline Rodney you plonker

Erm...this review is totally accurate to my visit to see Li...I had read the reviews of her and decided she was worth a visit...which I still believe...I’m new to this relatively...so read she wasn’t keen on touching and still thought her worth a visit,the standard of the massage and HE were excellent imho...in no way was my review published to counteract anyone else’s in fact I think this was published before the negative one recently posted...I would not recommend anyone if I thought they would be disappointing to my fellow punters given the facts I read up about before I visited.I stand by my review...it’s exactly that....mine.

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Erm...this review is totally accurate to my visit to see Li...I had read the reviews of her and decided she was worth a visit...which I still believe...I’m new to this relatively...so read she wasn’t keen on touching and still thought her worth a visit,the standard of the massage and HE were excellent imho...in no way was my review published to counteract anyone else’s in fact I think this was published before the negative one recently posted...I would not recommend anyone if I thought they would be disappointing to my fellow punters given the facts I read up about before I visited.I stand by my review...it’s exactly that....mine.

You will see from my above post that I retracted the reporting of this review (although it wasn't written to counter my negative review of the same SP that you and your WM punter friends did not like, it was bumped up to counter it). So I apologise for incorrectly thinking it was writte in response to my negative review. It was not. But I absolutely stand by my negative review.

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You would love there to be. I see you 'reported' an earlier post of mine which was a completely legitimate response to being personally attacked for posting completely objective review.

I know what's going on here - this is a continuation of me calling you out about your fanboy support for for the 'fake doctor' SP on this thread:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=post;quote=2489736;topic=237033.150

You are not very difficult to work out. Admin has seen these tactics a million times. You are just shit-stirring so you can continue to shield the 'fake doctor' Tailseeker without anyone contradicting her dangerous and irresponsible advice.

Everyone reading this will see straight through you and your poorly thought through tactics.

Considering that it was MY posts about MY throat infection that Tailseeker thought wasn't possible, and I had to explain was actually possible, then I think I'm in a better place than you are to know that your comments about that discussion are total bollocks. She was reciting the usual perceived mantra regarding oral infections, I proved this view to be wrong. Nothing more, nothing less. Your interjection of abuse was quite simply unwarranted and still is. She knows a lot about bacterial infections and is worth listening to. The fact that she was unaware of oral infective routes is irrelevant to most of what she says. You'll find that most junior staff at STD clinics have the same misbelief: you can't blame her for repeating what she's been taught by her elders

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Considering that it was MY posts about MY throat infection that Tailseeker thought wasn't possible, and I had to explain was actually possible, then I think I'm in a better place than you are to know that your comments about that discussion are total bollocks. She was reciting the usual perceived mantra regarding oral infections, I proved this view to be wrong. Nothing more, nothing less. Your interjection of abuse was quite simply unwarranted and still is. She knows a lot about bacterial infections and is worth listening to. The fact that she was unaware of oral infective routes is irrelevant to most of what she says. You'll find that most junior staff at STD clinics have the same misbelief: you can't blame her for repeating what she's been taught by her elders

Am I missing something here or has this been tagged on to the wrong topic ?  :wacko:

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Am I missing something here or has this been tagged on to the wrong topic ?  :wacko:

I was answering Slamboy's attempt at deflecting criticism, but yes you're right: crap from another thread is drifting in

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Thanks for your review Rodney. Informative and mirrors my own experiences with Li. I haven't reviewed her as when I first visited she had several reviews or mentions on other threads and they do all show a similar MO.
Shame the review got caught in the crosshairs of flak from another (imo unreasonable expectation) review, don't let it deter you from writing more!

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Thanks for your review Rodney. Informative and mirrors my own experiences with Li. I haven't reviewed her as when I first visited she had several reviews or mentions on other threads and they do all show a similar MO.
Shame the review got caught in the crosshairs of flak from another (imo unreasonable expectation) review, don't let it deter you from writing more!

+1  :thumbsup:


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Thanks for your review Rodney. Informative and mirrors my own experiences with Li. I haven't reviewed her as when I first visited she had several reviews or mentions on other threads and they do all show a similar MO.
Shame the review got caught in the crosshairs of flak from another (imo unreasonable expectation) review, don't let it deter you from writing more!

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Slamboy seems to be having an identity crisis  :lol:

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So we all friends again now?  :dance:

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Offline temptation

Good review and same as my experience there, she's very good value.

Offline Jwright69

I saw Li a couple of weeks ago an found her to be lovely with a great massage and HE. Thanks to this site or I would have never found her.

Offline CoolTiger

I saw Li a couple of weeks ago an found her to be lovely with a great massage and HE. Thanks to this site or I would have never found her.

Welcome to UKP, JW. How about a review of Li?

As you've been a member on here for nearly 4 years, have you seen anyone else, thanks to this site??