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Afternoon gents,
I've read through the reports re Berlin and have a quick q. I'm going to berlin with around 8 guys all in our early 40s. They are not really punters until its late and they're drunk and even then  they might be
Reluctant to indulge. My q is what's the best place that acts as a late night brothel where they also serve drinks and still has a party atmosphere for the non-punters? I've read up on King George and caligula but curious of other venues. Thanks
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Afternoon gents,
I've read through the reports re Berlin and have a quick q. I'm going to berlin with around 8 guys all in our early 40s. They are not really punters until its late and they're drunk and even then  they might be
Reluctant to indulge. My q is what's the best place that acts as a late night brothel where they also serve drinks and still has a party atmosphere for the non-punters? I've read up on King George and caligula but curious of other venues. Thanks

Just a thought ... maybe useful maybe not ...

(a) you want to be able to punt late at night;
(b) you maybe want your friends to have the option?
(c) you maybe don’t want to advertise the fact that you are punting?

You haven’t mentioned costs, because anything is possible if you pay enough, but the first thing is, where is open with punting available?’, since that cuts out the other possibilities if the place is shut.

Second possible thought, not all places will handle a large group of guys arriving together (there may not be enough fanny to go round).

Unless it’s very large and very busy — which gives you several slightly more expensive options — it will be awkward to disguise that fact that you are paying for trollop pussy and they are not.

There’s nothing worse than ending up disappointed sometimes.

How about (again, just a thought) a 24hr place, easy to get to and reasonably reliable at a civilised price? Somewhere like Astons fits the bill nicely. Good quality service, they parade the girls first for you to chooose with no obligation, and the cost is a bit less than you’d pay in the U.K. Speaking personally I’ve found their service to be excellent, and I think you’ll find they also have a much better reputation than King George and Caligula.

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i second Astons or stella im there all next week if anyone is up for a beer

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Never been to Berlin myself, can anyone recommend a hotel close to Artemis

I hope to go in June

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Thanks Marmalade. Does Aston have a bar area where you can build a rapport with the girls before doing the deed ?  Are there places like that in Berlin. We probably won't be going back any time soon so don't mind paying a little extra. Not too keen on selecting a girl from a line up, a little too clinical, like I'm selecting a piece of meat !
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Thanks Marmalade. Does Aston have a bar area where you can build a rapport with the girls before doing the deed ?  Are there places like that in Berlin. We probably won't be going back any time soon so don't mind paying a little extra. Not too keen on selecting a girl from a line up, a little too clinical, like I'm selecting a piece of meat !

Astons is a straight deal, very civilised, but no, I’ve not known the girls ever sitting around chatting before being booked. You pay for time.

So yes, either there are places like that which will cost you, or else there are places like that but some I’ve been to are not reliable (eg the advert can make it look like it will be busy and there’s just the barman and one girl if she turns up). Others might be best to advise you as I’m not a Berlin ‘expert’. But there is much info on the forum and people will expect you to read and then take your chances. Berlin has many options: but there’s upsides and downsides to most of them, not a tailor fit which is what you’re maybe seeking. (Very late night, alcohol, punters and non-punters, readily available prossies with whom you can build rapport... try Brazil for that, or Colombia, at a price, or some other cities ... but it’s not that common a scenario as far as I can think of.)
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Cheers mate, done Rio! Back in the good old days of Help club!
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Cheers mate, done Rio! Back in the good old days of Help club!

Yeah those were the days. Nothing really like Help! then or since...  :cool:

Offline Donald Tramp

One good option would probably be places like Insomnia, KitKat or Templeoase which all are (on weekends) more or less party places where not everyone is there for just sex (or for sex at all) but more just because of the kinky party vibe.

Downside to these might be for some that sex isn't guaranteed ('cos there's no paid "house girls") even 'tho there will be lots of girls around who are horny as hell and might be willing to have sex with almost anyone. But lots of couples who like to keep it to themselves and/or cockblocker guys who don't wanna share their prey as well. Lesbian/gay/trans people a lot too, so you should be prepared for anything really.

But if you go in there with a positive mood and you don't look like crap and/or you're under 50yrs (or at least look like that), it'll be fairly easy to get laid. At Templeoase drinks are free too, even cocktails, so I'd say some 70EUR for the whole night isn't that bad, especially if you get laid at least once. You'll probably meet with lots of nice people as well and might even make long time friends with some. You're all there basically for the same reasons so there's lot of common ground already.

I've had my best fun in Berlin in above-mentioned places. And my wallet's been thanking me as well since entrance prices are very cheap, starting from 10 EUR (KitKat on saturdays) via 15EUR (Insomnia fri-sat) to 70-90EUR (Templeoase).

I've had sex every single time in all those places, from 3 to around 10 different girls per night. From 20yrs to over 50yrs of age. Some of them have been the prettiest girls you'll ever find in any ordinary upscale nightclub and no horse-faced whales at all. All very horny and kinky. Owo has been the norm and CIM/COF/COB very common too. Lot of them have liked it very rough, too rough to my personal taste to be honest but I've gone with the flow usually.

To make a rough separation between these three clubs is that Insomnia is on weekends very basic disco/electro club and prefers couples (upstairs where most of the fucking takes place is solely for couples unfortunately, but you can find a single lady downstrairs if you're lucky and join the party then) while KitKat is Babylon on earth, extremely busy (hundreds and hundreds of people every sat) massive club with interesting interiors and maze-like corridors, and it's a drug-fuelled party where you'll see some of the sickest things you'll ever see and I must emphasize that it's not for everyone nor the faint-hearted. Unless you just stay on the dancefloor where hard techno blasts non-stop at ear-piercing levels. Trans, gays, lesbians, S/M, pvc, weird costumes, drugs, drugs and more drugs everywhere... But some of the girls here are really pretty, model-like beauties. Misleadingly pretty trannies too, so one should take this into consideration here until it's too late (there's dark rooms where trannies like to stay asses up ready to be fucked by anyone) ;) The party there goes around the clock until God knows when (last time I checked out at 14PM!, and I entered at 23:00 the previous evening) so you should know that people aren't just drinking water there. But very international vibe and more on the young side (I don't think they're even letting in older folks, the face-control exists here and for some it might seem strict).

Templeoase is the most flexible and "normal" of these three, it depends a lot what night they'll have there, some nights are couples only but I suggest Hot Cougar Night, that seems to be the most suitable event for everyone. Cool DJ, lots of sex around, great food and drinks and not too much that dark side of kinkyness there. It's more suits and t-shirts there.

I will write more detailed reviews here soon, just be patient 'cos I'm extremely busy at the moment...

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Templeoase is the most flexible and "normal" of these three, it depends a lot what night they'll have there, some nights are couples only but I suggest Hot Cougar Night, that seems to be the most suitable event for everyone. Cool DJ, lots of sex around, great food and drinks and not too much that dark side of kinkyness there. It's more suits and t-shirts there.

I will write more detailed reviews here soon, just be patient 'cos I'm extremely busy at the moment...

Very interested to hear more about Temploase when you have the time as I'm looking for an alternative to EW on a Friday (as it's crap, and getting crappier).  Thanks for the summary - KitKat sounds like it would scare the shit out of me  :yahoo:

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Very interested to hear more about Temploase when you have the time as I'm looking for an alternative to EW on a Friday (as it's crap, and getting crappier).  Thanks for the summary - KitKat sounds like it would scare the shit out of me  :yahoo:

Thank you, I just made a review of KitKat, I hope you enjoy that! Or at least get some important info there, 'cos you're probably right about it... ;)

Review here: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=243326.0

Templeoase review will follow soon, don't worry!

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Group of 8 guys from the UK will not be allowed in KitKat club on any night worth going, no chance.

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Would we get into somewhere like King George? I'm presuming it depends on how busy it is? If not Artemis! Read lots of good things about this place
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Offline Currywurst

Artemis has zero entry criteria, unless there is a visibly obvious disease! In fact, as long as you're happy to pay, they'll let you in! There's even an ATM in there, so if you're running short of dosh, you can always draw out more!
 
I stayed at the Hotel Crowne Plaza Berlin City Centre, Nuernberger Strasse 65, 10787 Berlin, Germany. It's not walking distance, but there's good train connection, even late night / early morning. Artemis itself is about a 10 minute walk from the station.
 

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Would we get into somewhere like King George? I'm presuming it depends on how busy it is? If not Artemis! Read lots of good things about this place

Yes, I have been in King George as part of a group of 6 or 7 British guys a few times.


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We're staying in the mitte region as its supposed to be near the nightlife etc. We'll just cab it to the extra curricular venues
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Hmmmm,  no idea about Berlin but I did consider it as a place to be near to rlds I haven't checked out. And Haus 12 in Hanover evwn though its a dostsnce. Way I see it is there's hot spots in big rlds for whatever you're looking for. Old farts,  ees in their 20s and 30s,  ee milfs,  shemales, etc. As for FKKS you'll have to ask the experts on this site.

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There’s a map somewhere showing all the different types of venues which somebody could maybe post again. Berlin is pretty fertile for paid fucks and a very nice, incredibly well-organised city to boot. But it’s no Pattaya on legs. Anyone unfamiliar with the place would be well advised research as much as possible first.

It seems obvious to just taxi to places. But although taxi fares are reasonable they can also mount up over what is quite a large city. If you download some apps (or to an extent, just google maps, marking where you want to go) you can find a fairly vast network of trams buses metros and even at 3am there’s many places easily accessible by public transport.

Mark the opening times, whether they appear guaranteed to be busy / available at certain times, costs. Freedom to be spontaneous successfully makes for fun (even if sharing taxis with a group sounds economical).

Mitte is a central area but quite a big one. It’s a sizeable difference connecting from the west of Tiergarten or from Alexanderplatz.

Hope that helps.

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Last time I was there we bought Berlin pass in the Travel Information at the airport, it gives full use of the excellent Public transport services, train and bus.  Found it was invaluable was able to travel al over Berlin using the Tube, Bus and Train.


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Yeah that one. Though since google updated their protocols it seems it doesn’t display as well as it should. Same with bourdela. Apparently the websites haven’t added the new protocols to their pages.

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There’a a KMZ file of UBahnStationsAndLines which I used somewhere. Even for a non-techie it’s fairly easy to add to a logged in saved googlemaps. Then just add all the places you’re interested in with the details you want and you’ve got it all instantly on your phone with how to get their easily.