External Link/Members OnlyMy first review, so be kind haha.
Why oh why didn't I look at her reviews on here before I booked.
Price: £100 for an hour, with everything on her profile included.
Pre-Punt: Confirmed the appointment fine, all arranged by text. I had a text 5 minutes before the appointment asking if I was still coming which seemed strange. On arrival at the hotel she took a while to confirm the door number.
Location: Nice hotel room in Gateshead
Initial Impressions: When opening the door she didn't hide behind it like most escorts, this was my first alarm bell. I tried to make conversation but got rudeness and put downs to every line of conversation I went down, when asking about me she also seemed to be rude at any opportunity. I instantly found her very strange, she wasn't able to hold a normal conversation as her head was all over the place and moving at 100mph. We talked for a while, she had the TV on so it was mainly her making random comments on the show she was watching. I normally wait for the escort to make the first move but eventually she just said I must be nervous because I hadn't.
Looks: I've previously had on escort who didn't look like her pictures but this was on a whole other level. I was dubious as to how attractive she was but as the thought of an American girl seemed appealing I gave the benefit of the doubt. On arrival I instantly felt regret as her appearance wasn't what I expected, I don't mind small boobs at all but hers were very saggy, her bum was also incredibly dimpled. She just looked like someone who didn't take care of herself at all.
Service: DFK to start, which was terrible, as others have mentioned. She just sticks her tongue in your mouth and moves it around a lot. Good OWO and fairly deep, though keeping with her 100mph speed she stopped very quickly and asked what I wasnted to do next. I did RO on her but she was moving around way too much that it was difficult to do it my usual way, I went into some fingering after I'd got her warmed up but again she was a bit all over the place. In terms of sex we started with doggy which was good and then proceeded into missionary which was also enjoyable. I hadn't finished as I struggle to with condoms sometimes, she then jumped on this for the whole of the rest of the appointment and also seemed to take the piss out of me for the remaining 20 minutes about anything she could find. I lost my erection, so I suggested OWO again and then CG, she did the OWO but then stopped. I thought fair enough and lay down, prepared to talk for a bit. She wasn't able to stay still, so this lasted a minute before she was then on her phone, drinking beer and getting changed. We were 45 minutes into the appointment when she asked if I wanted to go into the hotel lobby with her, at this point I really didn't mind that she was trying to end our booking early, I wanted to get out of their as quick as possible
Overall: Unattractive, bizarre and extremely rude. Don't even consider this girl, even her American accent which I normally love I found annoying
