I have to admit I thought long and hard about posting this review as this lady seems very adept at having created a large fan club and I suspect I will get some hassle over this review.
That said I have been visiting prostitutes for 40 years now and while this may not be the worst punt I have had it is certainly in the top 5 worst punts. I have a loving wife of over 45 years who being handicapped knows and supports my visits to scratch my itch and knows that because of these visits our marriage will last forever. However, she is not tolerant enough for me to take outcalls, so I'd had my eye on this lady for ages and just couldn't get to St Albans when she had incalls there last month, so when I saw she was having a week of incalls in Stevenage I was very interested.
I phoned on the day, her green light showing, she answered straight away, not always a good sign, she has a friendly manner and so an hour was booked for later in the day.
Having showered at the office, another shave and cleaned and flossed my teeth, I duly turned up, was let in. well the disappointment was immediate, she is quite chubby with a huge backside and very plain, certainly not the stunner that she is made out to be. And definitely not a size 12, much larger than that. Anyway we all have an itch to scratch and mine was in need of a good scratch so I put aside my concerns and stayed. on the phone and again in person I reiterated that I wanted kissing, OWO, sex in a few positions and then finishing off in her mouth, where she'd show me my cum and then swallow, this is the same as I always go for. this was agreed, on getting closer her breath smelt fresh a good sign, I started to kiss her and was pushed away being told my stubble was rough, this is utter BS as I'd had a wet shave in the morning and then run my electric razor over before leaving the office, so I went for OWO, quite good if a little light touch for my liking, when I mentioned this I was greeted with the comment "take it or leave it" she then proceeded to tell me how popular she was and how much money she makes on incalls, many thousands this time apparently. I continued as I was fully erect by this time and really needed to cum, so on with the overcoat and sex in a number of positions. Now I am advancing in years and so not throwing anyone around the bedroom, but after half an hour there was a distinct wiff of BO, if she's making that much money surely deodorant is an option? So time for the finish, off with the condom and some mediocre OWO, I finished by hand only to see the bulls eye immediately being spit down her chin, when I pointed this out I was told she'd forgotten. I asked for a shower before leaving to be handed a damp towel that had obviously been used by everyone else that day or possibly the week.
Overall, very disappointing and mechanical, it's a conveyor belt and she is only interested in the money, I have had better pump and dump episodes with eastern Europeans, would I return? Not even if she paid me. very disappointed and a salient reminder that the hype should never be believed.
