External Link/Members OnlySo another booking was cancelled, and I had taken time out of work, so I quickly looked for someone else available - never a good idea. Should have done some DIY instead.
Communication - Straightforward and easy.
Location - Close to Kings Lynn, Norfolk
Age - Profile states 36. Not a chance in hell. More like mid 40's - at least.
Looks - Hmmm, some quotes from her profile;
"sexy, toned and tanned beauty"
When did a flabby belly count as toned?
"I have gorgeous 34EE boobs"
These are sagging half way down her tummy.
"long stunning legs that you won't be able to take your eyes off"
If you like old women legs.
Facially she is not attractive, with a huge mouth and a massive gap in her teeth.
This woman is delusonal though, she thinks she is a goddess;
"Also a professional exotic dancer"
Seriously? Where?
Cost - £150/hour - way overpriced
Services - Oral (Protected), Penetration (Protected)
Personality - Pleasant enough. But so delusional it grates on you. But there must be clients who agree with her as she says she has regulars who worship her etc etc.... Rather them than me.
Would I return? Fuck no
