Well! It's that time again
PreambleDo you sometimes wonder, how do you find yourself in certain places, at a certain time? This becomes even more distressing on a particularly cold night?
I digress...Anyhow I was in Wood Green by chance, then there was a surge of power from below the belt

As a result, I took out my phone to see what WGs were available. Even though I have decided not to punt the Latin ladies, with not much choice available I chose Mel Bitter..hmmm hmmm I mean Mel Sugar Blonde
Comms: I call and speak with the maid. I ask the maid, 'Is she okay with seeing clients from a certain ethnic persuasion?' 'Oh Yes!' the maid replies with an eagerness to demonstrate her equal opps and diversity training
Location: Off a side road, of Wood Green High Street. Then into a very narrow footpath (or 36th chamber for those who know

). Not a place to find oneself at night. Thankfully no-one was around until...
I call and the maid who still working for the Equality and Human Rights Commission, says 'I will get my friend to let you in'. This is where time stood still. I should have made my escap then but never the best at following the punting signs

Eventually, the door opens and this is all that happens... Like a skilful footballer, I make a slight feint to my left and I see a woman staring at me. I did not want to shout out
'You bloody fool aren't you gonna open the door rather than leaving me standing like a lemon?' So I gesture to her palms up just like the emoticon

, indicating what is going on?
She disappears

Then another lady lookS out from the door, staring not saying or doing anything except occasionally chatting to the one she had replaced
Suddenly, I am joined by another punter in the 36th Chamber. He was on the phone talking to the maid....Great I thought!!

...
Could do with a few more mates!!
I gave him my

to which he

in turn reciprocates. Then I leave him there. He is the same ethnicity as me so I am not sure if they let him in or not.
Punter's Alienation
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