This review is of the party at the end of February. The delay in posting it was because I got it just over half written but it stayed in my draft folder until yesterday when I decided I either had to bin it or finish it so rather than waste here it is. I go the Bi Fun Club on a semi regular basis, once every couple of months therefore although this review is for the 25th February party I can reference it to other ones I’ve attended.
The Bi fun parties are held in the same Sutton house as Rebecca Ryder’s porn gangbangs and the LAPC events. The house is also used for T Girl events and regular swinger parties so it’s a venue well equipped for sex parties. In my opinion except for location it’s close to a perfect sex party venue being large and with fixtures & fittings that are getting a little dated/tired so has a bit of a seedy sleezy feel to it. I started going to the Sutton house to attend their monthly brunches about six years ago and still attend those occasionally but nowadays its the Bi Fun parties that will get me travelling to Sutton. The organisers claim that the average turnout for these parties is around 85 with a split of 50 men, 23 ladies and 12 T Girls and though I’ve never tried to count the exact numbers but that seems a fair estimate and I’m sure there have been some parties I’ve been to were the number was bigger. Because I had decided I was going to do a review I did try to count the ladies at this party but gave up though the number was certainly over 20. What is hard to tell is which of the ladies are working girls and which are regular swingers. At this party the paid talent included Anna, Gemma, Angel and Lisa working the bedrooms but there are also several other ladies who I’m sure are on the payroll but act more as guests and wander around the house rather than be fuck machines and stay in one particular bedroom. With the exception of Lisa none of the girls mentioned are anything special and would rank in the 5 to 7 range. Lisa was the exception being young, slim with long dark hair. Not all of the 20+ ladies fucked and a couple seemed to be only interested in chatting in the kitchen. There was one very butch lesbian who walked around topless and was there to play with the other ladies. There was one drop dead gorgeous oriental T Girl who was also topless for most of the time and was a player. One word of warning don’t go to these parties if you are looking for attractive T Girls. In all the time I’ve been attending there has only been a few really convincing T Girls with the majority of them being middle aged men in wigs and stockings and closer looking to Cissie & Ada characters from the Les Dawson show than any ladyboy you’ve seen in a porn movie. The most fun I’ve had is with the ladies who have been brought by their husband/partner because he wants to share the lady or she just wants to be gangbanged. As well as the playrooms there is a fully stocked dungeon at the venue and there is always some action going on in there. BDSM does nothing for me but it can be entertaining to watch. As this party there was a fuck machine set up and though not as good as being involved seeing ladies getting a good pounding from a large mechanical dildo had it’s moments. There was also a lady from the Midlands in the dungeon doing some hot wax designs on female volunteers.
In the last year the Bi Fun Club parties have become more and more popular so I’m certainly not the only one who enjoys the experience though I appreciate that quite a few on this website won’t. I love these parties but they are not for everyone. Just to be sure nobody reads this review and comes to the wrong conclusion let me put forward some of the positives and negatives. It’s a Bi party so guys do touch cocks and suck cocks. It’s not however any sort of gay orgy. I've seen very little male on male kissing or male on male anal. Because of the scarcity of pussy for a lot of these guys even though they may be bi it is the heterosexual hook ups that attract them. I put myself in that category, I don’t mind a guy or T Girl sucking or stroking my cock but nothing more. I’m sure there’s also quite a few straight guys who attend. A lot of the ladies are over 45 and over overweight so if you’re looking for your typical 20 to 35 yr old slim escort forget it. There are some OK looking and some good looking females but when a new attractive women shows an interest in group fun they quickly get surrounded by men. There are always significantly more men than women at a party but every time I've went there have been 20+ ladies and some of them are very greedy and will fuck/suck anyone so you will be sure to get a fuck or BJ from a woman if you want it. It is a friendly crowd and there is a wide variety of ages, races, sizes, shapes etc.
I apologise this is such a long review but there is so much going on at these events it’s hard to write a short review. Even this one I know I’ve left out descriptions of lots of the scenes I saw. The cost of the parties is only £55 so they are good value compared to other options in the punting world but they are a niche taste. As I’ve got older and had more vanilla punts I’ve started looking for different thrills. If money was no object I’d go to the Phoenix parties more often as the quality of girls there is considerably better but being on a budget and liking to dip into the seedy side of life in a safe setting then I’ll keep going back to these Sutton events. They don’t have a phone number rather you book through their website
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