Sharks
Recently in Frankfurt and had planned for a night here. What everyone says about Frankfurt HB is true, it’s full of unsavoury characters but I also got the impression it was still safe there if you were simply passing through. This was my first time at an FKK venue, or indeed doing anything like this at all, so I did make some newbie mistakes and I’ll hold my hand up to those - but hopefully this is somewhat useful nonetheless.
Friday night, arrived at 11:30pm on the last train to Darmstadt (so I thought). Got a taxi from Darmstadt to Sharks which cost 10 euro. Now, I knew what I was going in to, but it’s still quite a surreal site to go through the entrance and be in a reception area with a couple of completely naked girls wandering around like its perfectly normal. I told the receptionist it was my first time and she gave me a brief run down of everything that I knew already. I collected my robe, slippers and towel and the maid girl showed me to the locker areas. This was a useful mini tour but obviously I quickly got changed and headed in to the main room. I’d say the mix of guys were 80% wearing robes and 20% in towels which made me a little more comfortable. I went to the bar and got a soft drink (free) and found somewhere to sit. This is probably peak time of the week so there were probably around 60+ girls there and probably slightly more guys. This meant there really wasn’t much seating room so I found a perch on the edge of the fountain - someone else was sitting there so I figured it was allowed. It’s quite a transient place though and so after 5-10 mins or so I’d moved to a more comfortable sofa seat that had been vacated.
I also wasn’t quite prepared for the quality of the girls in the club. It surprised me. I don’t think an objective 10 exists, I think girls are 8s for some and 10s for others but there were definitely a lot of very hot women here. The vast majority were your standard size 6-10, C or D cup girls, but there were plenty of quirky alternatives; I saw a super hot German milf who was probably a size 10-12 but just had a look that said she would be brilliant in bed. Also a very emo/goth girl with long black dreadlocks - Completely not for me, but she seemed to have plenty of attention from other guys. I guess about half the girls there had boob jobs. One thing I did like is that because you can see them all there’s no photoshop BS or behind the door let down feeling that I’ve experienced a lot in UK punting.
The first girl to approach me was a Romanian brunette called Melanie. She was really cute, probably early 20s, spoke good English and seemed really easy going, nice and friendly. Unfortunately, I’d mentally decided that I had to reject the first few girls so that I could get a feel for the place and take it in first. I regretted not taking Melanie up on the offer later on in the evening. Now, at this point I pretty much just decided to ignore names. I guess some of you guys will go and look for a specific girl and so ‘reviews’ might be useful but I just figured there were too many to remember and it’s probably such a transient place that it doesn’t mean a great deal. Anyway, after speaking to another couple of girls I ended up speaking to another Romanian (I think called Andrea, but not 100% on that). She was brunette, size 6, petite, tanned all over and probably late 20s. She convinced me to go in to one of the rooms adjacent to main bar. Now as a bit of a rookie I did not negotiate anything prior to going in to the room, but for me kissing is important in a service. When asked what I would like, I just said kissing, OWO and normal sex. Im not sure whether it was the OWO or the kissing but I ended up paying €100 which I kind of figured would be the rate anyway from what I’d read on here. It didn’t seem like any girl was willing to offer this for the ‘standard’ advertised rate of €50. Anyway, Kissing was properly delivered which I was definitely surprised at (in the UK kissing seems something all girls say they do but only a handful actually do, and for Romanians multiply that observation by 10), her OWO skills were amazing. She did this thing where it was like a 69 but she was stood up over me so I could see my cock in her mouth as well as her pussy spread right in front of my face. Oh, and there are mirrored walls everywhere which added to the fun. Anyway, on to sex and reverse cowgirl, missionary and her on top then she gave me a HJ to finish. This was a good service; she seemed to like it hard and fast and played on her flexibility to get in to some good positions. Back to the lockers to pay. I’d left my money in the actual locker in the changing room but you are also given a second small locker inside the club to keep your wallet in to make this an easier process which I realised after I’d left the place.
After this, I had a full shower, put my robe back on and went back to the bar and ordered a beer. Apparently, a small beer (0.3L) or a large beer (0.5L) is the same price, so obviously I went for the pint. Not sure whether some girls avoid the guys that are drinking as it probably makes their job harder but I was here to relax tonight and so didn’t care. As my beer started to wind down I started being approached more. Eventually I realised that two of the girls that had approached me (that I’d shot down) were part of Andreas ‘group’ (All the girls seemed to sit in groups in the same places, allowing for some roaming as well, and I imagine there’s territory disputes that we probably don’t see). I looked over and the only one left of the group not to come over was the ice queen; the girl that is clearly the hottest out of the group but also absolutely knows it. The type that absolutely never provides a good service. I made a mental note that even if she came over I wasn’t going to touch her with someone else’s cock.
So 5 minutes later she comes over to me and I do the polite small talk thing and then attempt to shoot her down when she asks me to go upstairs with her. Since I hadn’t been upstairs I figured I’d go with it. The upstairs area has some jacuzzi pools and aside from one guy who genuinely looked like he was asleep and another couple we were the only ones up there. Now I’m never normally the one to bring this stuff up so I’m not entirely sure how this got started but she offers me a price of 300€ for ‘everything.’ At this point I’m like not a prayer, and then she says “but you paid 200€ earlier.” Not entirely sure why a girl would lie about how much I paid her but obviously my previous girl has said something to this girl. I tell her I paid 100€ and she looks puzzled. She starts stroking my cock and nuzzling my neck and when I’m hard she suggests going to the room, I agree.
When we get there, there is a queue for the rooms. And I mean, a big queue. Eventually there’s like 6 couples all in the hallway waiting for rooms and it’s getting slightly awkward... A room becomes free and we take it. So we go in to the room and after getting naked and on the bed it seems our negotiations are not over. She mentions anal and I’m like ‘I’ve done anal with girlfriends in the past and it’s not my thing (it’s true).’ Then she starts pushing me, ‘FKKs are about fantasy, what is your fantasy?’ I’m a fairly honest person, my mates know I punt because I don’t feel the need to justify my life decisions to anyone else but I’m genuinely not interested in doing this with a tick list and running schedule. I just want sex like I would have with a ONS. Eventually I relent and tell her I like cumming on a girls face occasionally. She tells me that for 300€ I can fuck her in the arse and cum all over her face. I’m just exasperated, like I thought we already had this damn discussion. I say no and move to stand up and she tells me ok, what about kissing, OWO and a facial for 200€. Now I don’t punt to get in to protracted negotiations, so I’m just like right I want to stop this and not do anything now. I tell her this and she is then ok fine we can do the sex with kissing for 100€. At this point, the journey it’s taken to get here has reaffirmed my original opinion of this girl and I just imagine the sex will be shit anyway so I’m just like no. If I was more confident in my surroundings and in the environment I wouldn’t have done this, but I essentially said I would still pay her 100€ but I wasn’t interested in anything any more. So I put my robe back on and we went downstairs and I gave her 100€ for what was a 5 minute horrendous experience. I’m not sure what the right thing to do was. I don’t want to waste a girls time in these venues as obviously they are there to make money, and she’s probably spent a good 20-25 minutes with me but some of that wasn’t my fault (the queue for example). I essentially paid her 100€ to go away which doesn’t actually seem that bad of a deal tbh. In heinsight, the absolute max I should have given her was 50€ because that’s the standard rate for 30 minutes and we didn’t do anything. However, I’d be interested in hearing how more experienced punters would treat this situation... Unfortunately, I didn’t remember her name so the idea of telling reception wasn’t really viable.
Anyway, after that I went back to the bar for another pint. A few girls came up to me but they didn’t interest me. By this point it was nearly 2:30am and the club was getting noticeably less busy. Andrea came over to me again and asked me if everything was alright - so obviously the other girl had told her something had happened. I just said yes, again I’m a rookie here and some of the problem was probably my own fault. At this point I just decided to finish my pint and go home, especially as that provided a convenient excuse with which to give girls. Melanie was still around, as were a few others that I was definitely interested in, but it’s hard because I feel slightly awkward about approaching in these venues and wanted her/them to approach me. That said, they aren’t mind readers so I need to just man up in this regard for the future.
I think my (slightly less than) pints were €6 so not that bad, especially as it was a decent beer and not some standard cheap lager. Paid up on leaving. Again other people might be able to confirm/correct this but google maps seemed to suggest there were no trains running from Darmstadt back to Frankfurt at this time, so I got a taxi back to Frankfurt at a cost of €65. The next night I got a train from Wiesbaden to Frankfurt at 4:30am even though google maps said it didn’t exist so I’m somewhat sceptical here and think they might run through the night from Darmstadt too?
Given my experience I probably wouldn’t go out of my way to return solo. Its definitely a learning curve though and I liked the set up of the FKK and definitely prefer them to the UK set up in London that’s a bit hit or miss. I’ve also recently been to the globe in Zurich (used some of my lessons from here) and will do a review for that too. Key comparisons:
More variety of girls in Sharks (Globe is all size 6-8 girls, you get more unique types in Sharks). More emphasis on negotiation in Sharks, Globe is essentially an all in price and tightly controlled from what a girl told me. Small higher quality touches in Globe (my robe in Sharks was slightly broken, but other little touches too like a better hairdryer in the shower area). You can say the Globe is more expensive but there isn’t a lot in it if a standard service is 100€ vs 140CHF. Sharks definitely has more girls just in terms of raw numbers.
One thing I found quite difficult is that it’s a bit boring being in these places on your own, especially when you can’t have your phone or anything like that. If anyone fancies a trip to another FKK, Globe or probably even Sharks again then I might be up for something in the summer. Reputable posters only though (ie a decent number of reviews).
