Been chatting last two days with a fattie claiming 32yo but no way, she’s defo older. I’m bored so stringing her along. Offers her 150, she says “less than she has received in the past” (heard it a hunner times, hen
) but she’ll go for it for now. Then says first date just an M&G. Said ok. Then “how much would you normal gift for that” she replies.
Told her do you expect to get paid for a job interview? No, you get paid when they employee you. So, look on an M&G as a job interview and be grateful if I buy you a coffee, fattie. OK, left that last word out, but only just stopped myself..........
Felt like telling her the interview includes a practical demonstration of her sucking my knob
