MistyRoseland London outcall ?Pissed and coked up

[Foxtail17]

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Outcall to an East London hotel.
Wasted £230 on this one, should have been 2 hours but read on!!

Where to start with this joke of an escort!!

Comms in the run up were fine, AW mails and texts.
On the day she was 20 minutes late, said she could not find the hotel. I pointed out that all the guests seemed to have no trouble, and the address and travel instructions were very clear indeed.
She kept telling me I should be glad she had made the effort!!

We got up to the room and I agreed to a shared shower to warm us up. Getting her out of it was another thing, 15 mins or more she was in there.

Dried off then some light FK, despite my efforts nothing near the DFK we had agreed. She is a tiny girl, A/B cup boobs, a few tattoos. Bit of lacklustre OWO, I gave a bit of RO, she baggged me up and I went in missionary.

All over very quickly, and then I got the feeling something was not quite right when she started to mumble incoherently and just generally lose the plot. She tried to get back into the shower then asked me what she was doing in the shower. She then lay on the bed soaking it as she had not dried off. She complained of stomach pains, and she seemed close to fainting.

To be honest I was getting pissed off and asked her to leave. She said she felt faint and needed to sleep. I insisted she leave.
She then started to babble on about how she had money, didn’t need to do escorting, was abused as a child, and wanted ‘ANOTHER drink and a line.’ I mafe a joke about only having diet coke in the room but I was concerned.

So gents, my take is alcohol and drugs on board. I should have known as she was very loud when arriving, no real discretion like most outcalls I have seen. She could be a good actress but I don’t think so.

She should have been with me for 2 hours but I showed her the door after 50 mins in the room.

I didn’t see the point of trying to get any money back, she just wasn’t with it by the point of exit.

Escorted her to the street and watched as she staggered off and attempted to hail a cab. First one would not take her for some reason.

Hope non of you gents have fallen foul of her, I got this up as fast as I could.







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[backofthenet]

thanks VERY much for this. I had her hotlisted, but no longer. Really, really appreciate it.

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Also, out of curiousity and not a desire to repeat your experience, what was she like facially? Her pictures are terrible, when all is said and done.

[Foxtail17]

Also, out of curiousity and not a desire to repeat your experience, what was she like facially? Her pictures are terrible, when all is said and done.

She is a lot thinner than her pics, and had almost no make up on to speak of, to be honest I probably would have not given her second look if she was in a bar.

[scutty brown]

that face looks like its been well-lived in
hate to think whats been up that nose

[backofthenet]

She is a lot thinner than her pics, and had almost no make up on to speak of, to be honest I probably would have not given her second look if she was in a bar.

Thanks again - have a look at my recent reviews for some much better outcall ideas.

[WARSZAWA16]

She doesn't look at all "with it" in that top photo. Photo reminds me a bit of Michael Jackson!

[Foxtail17]

She doesn't look at all "with it" in that top photo. Photo reminds me a bit of Michael Jackson!

If nothing else this comment has made me laugh about the whole thing!! And you are right!!