Well having commented on a Cum4Carly thread on UKE after a certain “Little Cunt” had mentioned my name, I found her to have a good sense of humour, well she had to have to put up with WK.

So she’s not the usual sort of lady that I go for, but seeing as she has some really good reviews on here, I took a chance and PM’d her on UKE. After several messages and some cheeky banter, a date was set for a meet.

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External Link/Members OnlySo I confirmed in the morning on UKE by PM, then texted her late afternoon to make sure things hadn’t changed (this was at her request) I was already in possession of her postcode, and the full address was sent in reply to my text. I arrived at the flat a tad early as the traffic was very light parked up nearby and waited for the “Witching Hour”.

I parked up outside, knocked and let in as she hid behind the door as per SOP’s for the “Job”. A welcome snog from Carly, and dressed as requested, I followed her upstairs nearly setting me neck on the fekin stairs, as I tripped, due to admiring the view of her arse up her skirt. Once in the bedroom more snogging and I was looking at her bra-less tits through her blouse, as well as fondling them. Carly looked a tad apprehensive and I asked what was up, well I’ve read your reviews and I’m nervous for meeting the “SNAKE”. So as I reassured her I placed one hand on the slight bulge in my trousers, it’s not all that big she said. Well you haven’t got it “Fucking Vexed” yet I said and laughed.

It didn’t take long before we were naked on the bed and she’d got the snake up to its strike position, then she headed south and started to devour the snake. In all honesty I could have just lain there and let her suck all the venom out of me, BUT I soon flipped her over and went down on her, and she was “Impeccably Clean n Fresh” as I was flicking her clit Carly said “Mind I don’t often Cum”. Well, talk about “Throwing the Gauntlet” down; it was like a “Red Rag to a Bull”.

As I licked her clit and hole and sucked on her lips, there came a “Oh you Bastard” in a nice way. I came up for air and said “Language Young Lady” she laughed and told me to get back down there.

Then there was a hand slid through my hair to the back of my head directing where my tongue was going. So at this stage a digit was slipped up her very wet hole much to her surprise and pleasure. It wasn’t long before Carly came and I came up for air again, I asked if that was OK, as I wasn't much good at it, she said “You Twat”. I replied “Manners Young Lady” its Mr. Twat to you, NO just Twat she replied and laughed and then “Bollocked” me for fingering her hole as she doesn’t allow it. So NO FEKIN CHANCE of getting her to “Squirt” then.

Once she’d regained her composure it was time for the Mac and Carly climbed on and started to “Ride Away” it was quite a nice tight fit but the snake was managing to “Stretch her Nest” a tad. So I started to make the move and it wasn’t long before the snakes heed was banging against her cervix, and her language wasn’t nice at all. She called me a “Cunt” but it was worth it to see the look on her face when I got in “Balls Deep”, as I thrust away Carly kept calling me nasty names, but not once did she request me to remove the “Offending Item”.

After a while of thrusting away, I got this feeling she had cum again,

as I could feel a warm wet sensation trickling down around me conkers.

When I asked if she’d cum and squirted, the reply was “You’re just a Twat”, I’ll take that as a YES then and laughed at her. Well we changed to Doggy after that and that was a nice sight of her arse whilst banging away, then into Mish, as I banged away I could tell she was on the verge of another orgasm as I worked the snake in and out of her nest. As I was reaching the PONR, she came again and then the snake spat all its venom out into the Mac,

and I rolled over and cuddled her, Carly said “Thank Fuck for That”, what do you mean by that? Well if you’d pushed much more of that snake inside me I’d be eating it for my "Fucking Breakfast" she said, and we both laughed.
After a few kisses and cuddles and a chat, I had a shower, got dressed and left with a snog at the door and a spring in me step.

Having just seen this 22 year old NE girl who has "Restored my Faith" in younger lass's and would I see her again...........

Hell Aye, and I have done................