Author Topic: Alisha-Massage Wokingham (Read 3999 times)

glenboy · « **on:** March 15, 2019, 08:50:41 pm »

Alisha Massage Wokingham
Second visit as first was SO mind blowing!
Alisha is truly gorgeous and VERY good at what she does.
Discreet property with parking in drive. Let in by Alisha who was wearing a housecoat over black underwear and stockings/suspenders. Ample body and magnificent breasts and bum. Alisha is very pretty and hold a good conversation- SO friendly - feel totally at ease with her. Perfect for me. Don't like skinny women!
Both our clothes divested I lay face down on massage table. Lots of oil, back/neck/legs massage. After a short while Alisha applied more oil to my bum
and her breasts and climbed on the table so she could give the full 'treatment' rubbing my back and bum with her breasts! Awesome!
I was very erect and when Alisha parted my legs and slipped her hand under me and started to stroke my cock - AHHHH. She then asked me to turn over and massaged my cock with her breasts and let me hold a kiss them. It was INCREDIBLE! I was on the point of cumming constantly.
I manged to give a her pussy and bum a little stroke. When it came to the point of no return she stroked me against her breasts until I exploded!
Nice clean up and had a shower as well.
Alisha is the BEST intimate massage any where. She is fun, very professional and loves what she does - driving blokes to the very edge!!
I WILL be back as often as possible. She is very busy - so be patient when booking - Alisha is MORE than worth it. Treat her with respect.
Bob Davies - Bracknell

James999 · « **Reply #1 on:** March 15, 2019, 09:49:11 pm »

Quote from: glenboy on March 15, 2019, 08:50:41 pm

. Treat her with respect.

Without contact details no one can contact her, let alone treat her with respect

scutty brown · « **Reply #2 on:** March 15, 2019, 10:11:19 pm »

I think he means
External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

scutty brown · « **Reply #3 on:** March 15, 2019, 10:16:07 pm »

OP
I really hope that's not your real name at the end of your post

Suboftheday · « **Reply #4 on:** March 16, 2019, 04:40:56 am »

Quote from: scutty brown on March 15, 2019, 10:16:07 pm

OP
I really hope that's not your real name at the end of your post

Fuzzyduck · « **Reply #5 on:** March 16, 2019, 07:52:46 am »

Quote from: scutty brown on March 15, 2019, 10:16:07 pm

OP
I really hope that's not your real name at the end of your post

I suspect Alisha did it to help with the air of authenticity with the review,

Curious CP · « **Reply #6 on:** March 16, 2019, 10:07:26 am »

I have been debating whether to go and see Alisha, but she lives virually next door to me and there is an Escort Agency (no - I don't know the name of it, just see the gorgeous girls arriving and being picked up for out calls and drooling) place opposite me, talk about spoilt for choice and all this in a up market residential area, my dilemna is the old old saying "shitting on your own doorstep" so I guess for me I will just keep thinking and imagining.

DrConners · « **Reply #7 on:** March 16, 2019, 10:12:33 am »

Quote from: Fuzzyduck on March 16, 2019, 07:52:46 am

I suspect Alisha did it to help with the air of authenticity with the review,

You couldn't make it up - Textbook bollocks touty review

Fucking hell 'glen' / 'bob' you joined UKP yesterday to contribute this croc ?

Looking at her fb I suspect alisha has a duty phone

DrConners · « **Reply #8 on:** March 16, 2019, 10:13:59 am »

Quote from: Curious CP on March 16, 2019, 10:07:26 am

I have been debating whether to go and see Alisha, but she lives virually next door to me and there is an Escort Agency (no - I don't know the name of it, just see the gorgeous girls arriving and being picked up for out calls and drooling) place opposite me, talk about spoilt for choice and all this in a up market residential area, my dilemna is the old old saying "shitting on your own doorstep" so I guess for me I will just keep thinking and masturbating.

Fixed that for you

Yellowman1 · « **Reply #9 on:** March 16, 2019, 10:41:07 am »

Seen her a few times and she is good but that def reads like she has wrote it and I know for a fact that she is aware of this site as I remember her being upset about a negative on here

Cunning Punt · « **Reply #10 on:** March 16, 2019, 10:57:48 am »

Quote from: DrConners on March 16, 2019, 10:12:33 am

Looking at her fb I suspect alisha has a duty phone

Well, I do hope she isn't using her own personal phone for bookings.

In fact, given that the only time I tried to book her she missed the potential appointment because she overslept, I suspect she does have separate phones.

But yes this post has all the hallmarks of a review by either the girl or someone close to her and, as has been suggested, the addition of a generic name is designed to try to give it authenticity like a TripAdvisor-type review.

DrConners · « **Reply #11 on:** March 16, 2019, 11:45:17 am »

Quote from: Cunning Punt on March 16, 2019, 10:57:48 am

Well, I do hope she isn't using her own personal phone for bookings.

But yes this post has all the hallmarks of a review by either the girl or someone close to her and, as has been suggested, the addition of a generic name is designed to try to give it authenticity like a TripAdvisor-type review.

Ahh, buggar!! Cheers for pointing out my mistake - I think I have to agree the duty phone is a good one

(You knew what I meant CP

)

'Bob Davies'

That is truly a generic punter name, along with Frank Bobbins, Jimmy McTaversham, Willy Shortplank & Mr W.E Coyote

Quote from: glenboy on March 15, 2019, 08:50:41 pm

Ample body and magnificent breasts and bum. Alisha is very pretty and hold a good conversation- SO friendly - feel totally at ease with her. Perfect for me. Don't like skinny women!

Your fortunate then, other reviews describe her spare-tyre belly, without seeing her myself, I'm guessing a porker.

Quote from: glenboy on March 15, 2019, 08:50:41 pm

Treat her with respect.
Bob Davies - Bracknell

Like the respect you've shown UKP members by posting this trash - #toutfail

silk51 · « **Reply #12 on:** March 16, 2019, 01:56:09 pm »

I guess buisness must be slow, especially with the new chinese & thai massage options available not too far away. Plus it seems she has been packing away the doughnut's!

But this is a major own goal!!

In the past i had tried to book however i will now be looking at other options.

switftjake · « **Reply #13 on:** March 17, 2019, 01:13:41 pm »

has anybody (genuinely) seen her recently? I got put of by ridiculous price hike but possibly tempted to go back now price is reasonable(ish) agin

UKDave51 · « **Reply #14 on:** March 17, 2019, 02:22:14 pm »

When the OP says he doesn`t like skinny women I`m guessing that means she is fat. I would like verification before trying her.

scutty brown · « **Reply #15 on:** March 17, 2019, 02:28:46 pm »

Quote from: windermeredave on March 17, 2019, 02:22:14 pm

When the OP says he doesn`t like skinny women I`m guessing that means she is fat. I would like verification before trying her.

His comment "ample body" seems clear enough to me........I translate that as "fat"

Profile says size 14.......thats in prossie-size, you need to read it as 18+

Silver Birch · « **Reply #16 on:** March 17, 2019, 03:10:20 pm »

Quote from: scutty brown on March 17, 2019, 02:28:46 pm

His comment "ample body" seems clear enough to me........I translate that as "fat"

Profile says size 14.......thats in prossie-size, you need to read it as 18+

I haven't seen her in a long time but when I did, her profile said size 14 and she was actually not as big as I was expecting. I'd guess no bigger than size 14. Obviously she may be different now.

I visited her a few times and the massage really is fucking good, her personality is fun, but I would not describe her as the op said "very pretty". Easy enough on the eye in my opinion, but not a head turner.

I prefer a one hour which she doesn't offer, but what really put me off returning was I felt short changed on time. The last couple of visits I found myself heading out the front door on 30 minutes and that includes having a shower. The actual massage was probably 20 mins

Yellowman1 · « **Reply #17 on:** March 17, 2019, 03:28:06 pm »

She has started short changing on time which is annoying.

She’s not really fat but she’s def not thin by any means. She has massive tits but not much of an arse would say she’s quite stocky

glenboy · « **Reply #18 on:** March 17, 2019, 05:15:14 pm »

I am replying simply to register my considerable annoyance and extreme disappointment at the comments posted in response to my feedback on Alisha.

Firstly I can confirm, categorically, that she didn't, in any way, prompt or coerce any feedback from me. My comments are TOTALLY genuine.
I only text her AFTER I had posted, to Thank her and let her know I had posted feedback on our fantastic meetings.

Secondly - how has anyone the right to make such scathing comments without ANY justification?! Ok - you can feedback what you like on visits to Alisha - but how dare you make such comments on my feedback, without ANY justification whatsoever?

Keep your comments to FACTS - not wild assumptions

Thank You

'Glenboy'

scutty brown · « **Reply #19 on:** March 17, 2019, 05:32:51 pm »

Quote from: glenboy on March 17, 2019, 05:15:14 pm

I am replying simply to register my considerable annoyance and extreme disappointment at the comments posted in response to my feedback on Alisha.

Firstly I can confirm, categorically, that she didn't, in any way, prompt or coerce any feedback from me. My comments are TOTALLY genuine.
I only text her AFTER I had posted, to Thank her and let her know I had posted feedback on our fantastic meetings.

Secondly - how has anyone the right to make such scathing comments without ANY justification?! Ok - you can feedback what you like on visits to Alisha - but how dare you make such comments on my feedback, without ANY justification whatsoever?

Keep your comments to FACTS - not wild assumptions

Thank You

'Glenboy'

I and the other posters here, will "dare" to say whatever the fuck we like within the remits of fair criticism.
If you don't like that, then fuck off.

James999 · « **Reply #20 on:** March 17, 2019, 05:39:42 pm »

Quote from: glenboy on March 17, 2019, 05:15:14 pm

I only text her AFTER I had posted, to Thank her and let her know I had posted feedback on our fantastic meetings.

Sounds like you agreed to promote her and contacted her after to confirm it was done

As for the rest of your message, no offence and all that but you come across as a clueless fucking idiot

Paris69 · « **Reply #21 on:** March 17, 2019, 06:37:43 pm »

Quote from: glenboy on March 17, 2019, 05:15:14 pm

I am replying simply to register my considerable annoyance and extreme disappointment at the comments posted in response to my feedback on Alisha.

Firstly I can confirm, categorically, that she didn't, in any way, prompt or coerce any feedback from me. My comments are TOTALLY genuine.
I only text her AFTER I had posted, to Thank her and let her know I had posted feedback on our fantastic meetings.

Secondly - how has anyone the right to make such scathing comments without ANY justification?! Ok - you can feedback what you like on visits to Alisha - but How dare you..........

make such comments on my feedback, without ANY justification whatsoever?

Keep your comments to FACTS - not wild assumptions

Thank You

'Glenboy'

From reading many, many Court statements, the above highlighted wording very much resembles a woman's style.... So i'm still thinking this was written by the WG herself..

WhackDaddy · « **Reply #22 on:** March 17, 2019, 07:09:24 pm »

Why would you tell her you wrote a review on UKP

Too much of this OP

Yellowman1 · « **Reply #23 on:** March 17, 2019, 07:11:36 pm »

You say she is the best intimate massage but who else have you seen to compare her to?

Beamer · « **Reply #24 on:** March 18, 2019, 02:18:47 am »

Quote from: DrConners on March 16, 2019, 10:12:33 am

You couldn't make it up - Textbook bollocks touty review

Fucking hell 'glen' / 'bob' you joined UKP yesterday to contribute this croc ?

Looking at her fb I suspect alisha has a duty phone

Agreed !!

Beamer · « **Reply #25 on:** March 18, 2019, 02:20:58 am »

Quote from: Paris69 on March 17, 2019, 06:37:43 pm

From reading many, many Court statements, the above highlighted wording very much resembles a woman's style.... So i'm still thinking this was written by the WG herself..

So glenboy = alisha.= dusty phone

Curious CP · « **Reply #26 on:** March 18, 2019, 09:27:45 am »

Quote from: Paris69 on March 17, 2019, 06:37:43 pm

From reading many, many Court statements, the above highlighted wording very much resembles a woman's style.... So i'm still thinking this was written by the WG herself..

rewritten

Curious CP · « **Reply #27 on:** March 18, 2019, 09:32:15 am »

Quote from: Paris69 on March 17, 2019, 06:37:43 pm

From reading many, many Court statements, the above highlighted wording very much resembles a woman's style.... So i'm still thinking this was written by the WG herself..

The review does look that way, there are loads of Rub and Tug places in the area and recently Alisha has been advertising for staff on her AW ad presumable to expand. Her service seems very mechanical and scripted (from all the reviews of her) so the client really has no freedom outside the tight routine she performs so probably footfall is down and she has taken to this forum to encourage business.

DrConners · « **Reply #28 on:** March 18, 2019, 09:53:52 am »

Quote from: glenboy on March 17, 2019, 05:15:14 pm

I am replying simply to register my considerable annoyance and extreme disappointment at the comments posted in response to my feedback on Alisha.

Firstly I can confirm, categorically, that she didn't, in any way, prompt or coerce any feedback from me. My comments are TOTALLY genuine.
I only text her AFTER I had posted, to Thank her and let her know I had posted feedback on our fantastic meetings.

Secondly - how has anyone the right to make such scathing comments without ANY justification?! Ok - you can feedback what you like on visits to Alisha - but how dare you make such comments on my feedback, without ANY justification whatsoever?

Keep your comments to FACTS - not wild assumptions

Thank You

Tell me - have you ever visited the planet Earth ?

Quote

'Glengirl'

Fixed that for you

Fuzzyduck · « **Reply #29 on:** March 18, 2019, 10:53:35 am »

Quote from: Paris69 on March 17, 2019, 06:37:43 pm

From reading many, many Court statements, the above highlighted wording very much resembles a woman's style.... So i'm still thinking this was written by the WG herself..

It's a shocking state of affairs that a Polish woman writes better english than a lot of us do. I hope she reflects on this thread and takes on board the feedback to improve her services so that she doesn't need to resort to this crap, e.g. mix up her approach, don't short change on time (particularly on half hour), offer longer appointments, perhaps reward repeat business.

contentguy · « **Reply #30 on:** March 18, 2019, 01:58:27 pm »

Quote from: glenboy on March 17, 2019, 05:15:14 pm

I am replying simply to register my considerable annoyance and extreme disappointment at the comments posted in response to my feedback on Alisha.

Firstly I can confirm, categorically, that she didn't, in any way, prompt or coerce any feedback from me. My comments are TOTALLY genuine.
I only text her AFTER I had posted, to Thank her and let her know I had posted feedback on our fantastic meetings.

Secondly - how has anyone the right to make such scathing comments without ANY justification?! Ok - you can feedback what you like on visits to Alisha - but how dare you make such comments on my feedback, without ANY justification whatsoever?

Keep your comments to FACTS - not wild assumptions

Thank You

'Glenboy'

That post is pure righteous indignation, definitely a female poster.

Alisha (Glenda), suggest that you start being more generous with your time and offer longer appointments with more services.

Oh, lose some weight too.

Guy

Veritas · « **Reply #31 on:** March 18, 2019, 02:09:59 pm »

Quote from: glenboy on March 17, 2019, 05:15:14 pm

I am replying simply to register my considerable annoyance and extreme disappointment at the comments posted in response to my feedback on Alisha.

Firstly I can confirm, categorically, that she didn't, in any way, prompt or coerce any feedback from me. My comments are TOTALLY genuine.
I only text her AFTER I had posted, to Thank her and let her know I had posted feedback on our fantastic meetings.

Secondly - how has anyone the right to make such scathing comments without ANY justification?! Ok - you can feedback what you like on visits to Alisha - but how dare you make such comments on my feedback, without ANY justification whatsoever?

Keep your comments to FACTS - not wild assumptions

Thank You

'Glenboy'

Haven’t heard that much righteous indignation since the interview where they asked Michael
Jackson if it was true and he spat his dummy out...

finn5555 · « **Reply #32 on:** March 18, 2019, 02:31:16 pm »

Quote from: glenboy on March 17, 2019, 05:15:14 pm

Keep your comments to FACTS - not wild assumptions

the only facts here are 1. you are a cunt and 2. you got wanked off by a fat Polish pro$$ie

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