YOLANDA_MADRID - Glasgow

[HumphryB]

External Link/Members Only

£80/half hour

TOFTT, at the time of booking there was zero reviews on here and like 1 feedback on AW, although I take those with a pinch of salt anyway.

Fired off a text to enquire about booking, services provided and to confirm i'd be meeting the person from the profile. Text back to assure me all is sound and then arranged a time to meet.

The meet was great. Begin with a little light FK, some fondling of her cute little body. A brief yet satisfying massage. OW was delivered without prompt and enthusiastically. Took a pounding in various positions and seemed to get into it/acted the part. Offered a shower and didn't in any way feel rushed. I'm sure two pops could be instigated in a 30 min meet if i managed my time better and was a little more forward. Although English was basic communication was well enough and seems a personable girl.

I'll agree with the other review in that the pics may be a little flattering however i'd place her at late 30's rather than closer to 50. Her body is tight, beautiful skin, no sagging. Pert butt. Tits although fake are proportionate and felt pretty good, not rock hard bolt ons.

If she returns i think I will too.

[David1970]

Got anal on her profile, was it on offer?

[HumphryB]

Got anal on her profile, was it on offer?

Sorry dude, not a service i enquired about on this particular meet.

[HumphryB]

"OW was delivered without prompt"

shit. should clarify it was OWO. mistake on my part

[The Man With No Name]

100 to go up her shiter is too much - as is 80 to go up her chuff.

To share Matrix's position, I get the impression she's rather past her best - and since then, has seen more bellends then a golf club AGM.

[HumphryB]

To share Matrix's position, I get the impression she's rather past her best - and since then, has seen more bellends then a golf club AGM.
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MWNN

Ive encountered this sentiment on this forum before and still don't understand. Escorts by their very nature take multiple penises on the daily. They have likely seen thousands of cocks, no limit to them. They are prostitutes

[HumphryB]

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[Matrix]

He actually explains what it means.

She's past her best. 

[The Man With No Name]

To share Matrix's position, I get the impression she's rather past her best - and since then, has seen more bellends then a golf club AGM.

MWNN

Ive encountered this sentiment on this forum before and still don't understand. Escorts by their very nature take multiple penises on the daily. They have likely seen thousands of cocks, no limit to them. They are prostitutes

It also means that she doesn't just look too old for the look she's trying to achieve, but looks so much like a stereotypical, over-shagged, ageing hooker - that's taken so much dick and is now therefore so ambivalent towards it that it's a turnoff - even your balls and prostate can tell that trying to procreate with her (being their sole raison d'être) would be a waste of spunk.