External Link/Members OnlyFound myself in Dundee recently with unexpected time to kill after being mucked about at work. Tried a few of my”safe bets” across the central belt, but nothing doing... Had the horn after a few really shitty days so was getting desperate. Looked local around Dundee (I know, I know) and the only reply I got was from this SP. was very, very unsure but little brain took over and I thought, why the hell not, how bad could it be.
£100 for an “hour” full service.
Location - Dundee city Centre, old tenement style upper flat on a Main Street but kinda discrete. Service on a clean enough bed but the place was grubby. Footsteps heard creeping about outside the door in the hallway.
Service - awful. I shoulda known better and should’ve walked as soon as the door opened and she wouldn’t show herself. Got almost dragged in to pitch blackness and shepherded in to the room. “Get undressed, lie on the bed, I’ll be back in a few minutes”, out she goes to stash the cash. She returns and I’m bollock naked lay on the bed (why I didn’t run whisky she was out I’ll never forgive myself for. Any how, in she comes: She’s fat. Massive arse. Big swinging tits but not in a sexy way at all. Big gelatinous gut hanging over her twat. No idea how clean or trimmed that was as I never saw it Teeth: nasty. Think Luis Suarez with nicotine stains and gaps.
So, I realize I’ve made a huge error here and ask for a massage to lessen the blow and kill time. Weird. It was like she was trying to start a fire with friction burns even with oil. Rubbed me with a frenzy and killed any notion of “this could get better”. Incessant questions about my job, where I live, family life ...
After about 15 minutes she slaps my arse “turn over”. I did, with trepidation. She does advertise OWO on her profile (and I’m an OWO guy) but she didn’t even offer, she had the bag already in hand ready pop it on.... I wouldn’t have taken it for all the tea in China, so OW received. Again rushed, toothy (
) and frantic. Was just trying to get me to come and fuck off. Being a true soldier I thought fuck it I’m at least going to fuck her so I can report on that. On to doggy so I didn’t have to look at those teeth - I instead got the sight of her massively wide arse. Managed about 30 seconds but the smell from *down there* was getting to me. What the fuck was I doing??? Stopped there and wanked off over her back. Done.
Cleaned up and got the fuck out of dodge.
Not sexy, not fun, not relaxing, and really unpleasant. Irony is, I think she’s not a nasty or malicious woman herself (she came across as cheery but a bit simple), but doesn’t have a clue about providing service. I was back in my car in 37minutes. I’m not giving her the negative for short-timing me, I couldn’t get out of there quick enough. AVOID.
