I had high hopes for this one after a couple of favorable reviews on this site, but it didn't really live up to my expectations. There is no such person as Lisa Oriental and the AW photos are generic, although they do admit this in the write up.
External Link/Members OnlyThe problem started with the booking time. I got there more or less spot on the agreed time, but was led into a kitchen by a very elderly lady. She was amiable enough and kept going on about the weather, but 20+ minutes later it all became a bit wearing and I was running out of the time I had allowed for this. It seems they are cramming punters in one after the other without leaving enough time between. At the fifteen minute mark she went out to find what was happening and came back saying she was getting ready. A bit later it was showering, then she was getting dressed. There was a big build up about how beautiful she was supposed to be and I had already been told she was a size 10 when I originally called.
Anyway, the girl finally arrived and I was not impressed. She was no size 10, overweight and not even remotely attractive to my tastes, but being polite I played along although I did immediately change my time back to 30 mins.
To be fair to the girl, her attitude was great and she enthusiastically did her best to give a good massage and turn me on, but every time I looked at her things started flagging again. Finally the time came for oral and I was told I had to pay another £10 for OWO, which I agreed to because I couldn't think of any other way to get me hard under the circumstances. She finally managed to suck me hard (helped by the Viagra I had taken previously) and we eventually reverted to sex with condom for a few minutes, but that wasn't working for me, so I made an excuse and finished off myself with her in a 69 position.
Apart from being strung along in the kitchen for 20 or so minutes trying to make conversation with an elderly lady, the girl herself did enthusiastically try to give me a good time and it is not her fault that I didn't fancy her in any way. But I don't like being lied to about the girl's size when I ask a straight question over the phone, because she was in no way a size 10.
However, I mark this as neutral because the waiting could have just been an unfortunate one off and they make no secret about the girls changing every week, so the next punter that walks in there could well meet the goddess of his dreams for all I know.
