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External Link/Members Only Expensively striding out of my m65 podging list comes this lass. I'd read the thread, seen her profile and kind of dismissed her as a pg scam. Then, the now banned fags put a review up. I'm not saying i trusted the review but I thought she might be worth a sniff. As I'm not doing a lot of punting, I've been able to sample a few of the more expensive lasses without busting my monthly budget.
Comm's.... Email exchange sees me armed with a phone number. Initially her email comms were decent but then deteriorated. I never managed to schedule an actual phone call but there were plenty of texts but bloody hell, it were slow and awkward. Trying to get some idea of where I were heading was difficult but eventually I've got a postcode, a day and a time. On the day confirmation landed, I'd have never left the armchair without it on this one.
Venue.... Ex or current council house in colne, clean and tidy enough but not exactly the 150 quid experience venue i expect. There's plenty of free out of eye shot parking though. There's no hiding your entry though, you're on the street knocking on the front door.
Looks..... well, that is her in the pics I've no doubt but bloody hell, no wonder her face is blurred. Body wise, she's got a great milfy figure, sporting a nice round bum and well made fake tits. But, her face, she looks like Pete Burns, she's got the biggest comedy false blown up lips I've ever seen, truly frightening
if she is as she says ex page 3 then it were good while ago and you'll not be seeing her in the papers any time soon. Pete Burns is an uncanny likeness facially.
The action..... payment done, I'm taken into her bedroom. I get stuck into snogging her, she snogs back ok, nothing mind blowing but She's trying. I get her down to her birthday suit, I strip myself until we're both bollock naked on the bed having a roll around.
She's happy enough to have a couple of twiddling fingers inside her pussy whilst I taste her tonsils until I move down slobbering my way down to deliver my fingers and tongue oral gig.
Once I'm done we swap places and she gets on with the owo, not deep but enthusiastic, she gives a good sucking does this lass (I'm thinking this is where she'll get her lancashire hotpot).
69 next. I enjoy having this lass sat on my face and get stuck into getting my face wet. She's sucking but there's a lot of wanking going on in this 69, we can tell the difference!
I'm ready to go podging now, on with the rubber and as instructed, on she climbs in cg. Hard grinding snog filled cg ensues, with my seedy hands roaming all over her body until it's time to move.
Mish, I'm in and I'm pumping. There's a marked drop in her enthusiasm in this, I notice a bit of wall watching and she's making it tricky to get my tongue down her throat. So, I give her a good pumping to stop her nodding off. I'm on the move again....
Doggy next. She does look particularly good pointing those shapely buttocks back at me. Just before I enter i get a "don't stick it up my arse".... So, her wrong un is not on the menu then. I'm happy enough hanging out of the back of her, slapping her buttocks and laughing away. I stay here for a good while, I'm on the popping plateau and enjoying this doggy.
Eventually, I can feel a stir in my loins. Remembering her good owo and her like of cim, I request to pop in her mouth. Out of the back of her I plop, condom whizzed, laid back, legs wide apart, I let her get on with the job of sucking her bowl of lancashire hotpot out of me.
I let go a decent amount, some she swallows, some she lets run down her chin.... Those big rubber lips are now well splattered.
Here's the thing, I've done 45 minutes of my 150 quid hour and she jumps up, gets dressed and is ushering me out. No shower offered, I had to ask for wet wipes to clean myself up and the vibe had changed to "you've cum, get out"
Dressed, I head out to make my way back to the motorway.
To sum up.... I've rated this punt neutral because whilst I did genuinely enjoy myself I wondered if i should of bothered.
The good parts are... She's not a pg scam, she's got a cracking body, she'll take a good pumping happily.
The bad parts are... She is strange looking in the face, she short changes you on time with her and anal is not on the advertised menu (anal was in her likes).
she's in no way an 150 quid experience, 120 at the very best. I spent 150 of my precious lancashire pounds to romp with this lass for an hour.
Would I recommend.... no, there's much better out there.
Would I return.... unlikely.
