I should point out that this review was from a punt back in January, but only now getting round to writing about it - must get better!
Made contact with Farrah several weeks before her London tour and the meeting was arranged. Few days before the agreed time contact was attempted but nothing back. Same again the following day which was met with silence. At this point I assumed the meet was off so started making alternate plans. Then about an hour before the agreed meeting time a text received apologising for the silence but she’d had a lot on and was only now getting around to catching up with messages - sounds like me and my reviews!
Re-agreed the time and made my way over (don’t live that far from the apartment).
Nice apartment in Southwark, well maintained and was met by farrah behind the “magic door”. A little disappointed, whilst she is facially attractive, in the nicest possible way, I think a few too many mince pies had been consumed over Christmas. Her massive boobs were a bonus however her advert certainly isn’t representative of her actual size.
On we went.. cash sorted out (150/hr) and shower offered. Leaving the en suite to her bedroom, met with farrah on the bed in a crotchless pvc number with her boobs spilling everywhere. She pinned me down with some dfk swiftly followed with owo which was decent.
Next she skilfully moved to getting the rubber on with her mouth. It was at this point the bad went bad. Unbeknown to me a “colleague” of hers was also sharing the apartment. What can only be described as fake moans and groans coming from next door. Made worse as at one point, I though they were going to knock a hole through and join us. Farrah, like a pro, carried on as if it wasn’t happening. It was awkward to say the least, if I’d wanted this type of service, a brothel would’ve been chosen and not an independent.
5/10 minutes later and he was done. By this point I’d lost a little interest which farrah could tell and was trying extra hard to resurrect. I must’ve been enjoying earlier on in the sesh as didn’t realise the time as next minute “5 minutes left, where do you want to cum”. Again... where is that brothel?
She pulled me off over her boobs and the shower offered was turned down as could do that at home. Quickly got dressed whilst farrah tidied the bed and then I left. To my horror and now fully understanding why the 5 minute warning was given as well as bed tidying, the next punter was waiting outside. Whether he was for her touring partner or farrah herself, I don’t know as didn’t stay behind to find out.
Despite some previous good reviews, it definitely felt like this was something of a cash cow and nothing else. Not that naive to think it’s not about the money, but this was one punt I definitely don’t want to revisit.
