Fantasy Courtesan - Canary Wharf (squirts like a whale)

[bonapati]

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Fantasy Courtesan

£120 for 60mins. She had an offer on that week.

Location: Tired Hotel in Canary Wharf. Decent size. Poor lightening. 10mins walk from the station. Ok bathroom.

FC has been reviewed well on this forum so I will keep it short and sweet.

Offered shower. Accepted. groped each other. It got wild. She makes all the right sounds.

Not a stunner, no fake tits, lips or butt. She  gets into it with no drawback. No anal but a little anal play. Big juicy and tasty labia. Can take a good pounding and begs for me. Squirts like a whale... over my chest. We constantly needed a towel to protect the bed. Lots of finger jabbing. Nice Sloppy BJ and head hanging on bed edge DT. All positions and very energetic. Fucked her on the table, chair, wall, bed, floor. A real submissive slut. CIM and swallowed then had a glass of wine. Classic! Loads of non stop DFK. At some point she jack hammered on my cock them jumped off squirting everywhere.

I read on UKE that she is retiring soon. May visit one last time but no big urge. Overall good price and a fucking good fuck.

High recommended.

[Manuel]

A quality provider that really enjoys getting down and dirty. If only more girls were like her...

[VladtheImpaleHer]

Saw her recently. Great girl, very submissive, can take a pounding and boy can she squirt! Best Romanian SP???? Possibly yes!! She will only be doing outcalls soon.

[bonapati]

Saw her recently. Great girl, very submissive, can take a pounding and boy can she squirt! Best Romanian SP???? Possibly yes!! She will only be doing outcalls soon.

Without a doubt. If you know how to jab her well you’re on a winner.
One of her squirts reached the ceiling and back on us both - hence the “squirts like a whale” title. 

Now she’ll only be doing outcalls I wonder what excuse I will have to give the hotel for a wet bed when I check out

[unus669]

Without a doubt. If you know how to jab her well you’re on a winner.
One of her squirts reached the ceiling and back on us both - hence the “squirts like a whale” title. 

Now she’ll only be doing outcalls I wonder what excuse I will have to give the hotel for a wet bed when I check out

Been trying to see her for a while, when her offers came around, however very difficult, to book her on the day. Probably due to her popularity Shame, she will be retiring or reducing her availability, according to her posts on UKE.

[VladtheImpaleHer]

Been trying to see her for a while, when her offers came around, however very difficult, to book her on the day. Probably due to her popularity Shame, she will be retiring or reducing her availability, according to her posts on UKE.

Yeah I booked her a couple of weeks in advance!

[LLPunting]

"Squirting" described sounds more like pissing.

[Brazilian Martian]

30 positive reviews  i remember when she got banned from here for running a fake profile and touting herself with it 

[SamLP]

Been trying to see her for a while, when her offers came around, however very difficult, to book her on the day. Probably due to her popularity Shame, she will be retiring or reducing her availability, according to her posts on UKE.

Same. Tried booking her several times but she never responded most of the time. I eventually gave up.
I may try again if she returns to doing incalls.

[bonapati]

"Squirting" described sounds more like pissing.

But it is not... if you get it right and hold her clit/labia you can direct it’s target too - that’s a skill in itself  mastered overtime with other squirters (and with some who had never thought they’d wet the bed

[VladtheImpaleHer]

"Squirting" described sounds more like pissing.

Definitely a squirter!! I didn't see her hit the ceiling like in the OP's experience. But two of the times she squirted, it came out with quite a force into my mouth!! Loved it!

[LLPunting]

But it is not... if you get it right and hold her clit/labia you can direct it’s target too - that’s a skill in itself  mastered overtime with other squirters (and with some who had never thought they’d wet the bed

Which you can also do when pissing.

[Meursault]

Which you can also do when pissing.

She squirted for me whilst I fingered her. It was clear, slightly viscous and therefore genuine. Not piss.

[Romney]

A quality provider that really enjoys getting down and dirty. If only more girls were like her...

Agreed.  She had become one of my reliable regs.  Never had a bad booking with her.  Shame she'll not be offering incalls anymore, as I far prefer them to outcalls, but for her I may make need to make an occasional exception 

[bonapati]

Which you can also do when pissing.

LLP. Have you seen her?

[joe diddley]

She's a great fuck.

[BigBoi1955]

I saw her at her Mudchute place and it was one of my most memorable punts ever. She seems to genuinely enjoy sex and gives a true GFE.
I must keep an eye open for the special offers I paid £120/hr but she then raised it to £120.

[Payyourwaymate]

Please excuse me for my ignorance but this "Squirting" ain't it just piss? There is not other place for it to come out other than the urethra and that is linked directly to the bladder. I'm not sure how you did not get pissed on?

I've even seen videos of pornstars saying that Squirting is a myth, its just piss. I think I agree with LLP here. If that's your taste fair play mate.

[Meursault]

Please excuse me for my ignorance but this "Squirting" ain't it just piss? There is not other place for it to come out other than the urethra and that is linked directly to the bladder. I'm not sure how you did not get pissed on?

I've even seen videos of pornstars saying that Squirting is a myth, its just piss. I think I agree with LLP here. If that's your taste fair play mate.

With respect. Rubbish.
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[unus669]

Please excuse me for my ignorance but this "Squirting" ain't it just piss? There is not other place for it to come out other than the urethra and that is linked directly to the bladder. I'm not sure how you did not get pissed on?

I've even seen videos of pornstars saying that Squirting is a myth, its just piss. I think I agree with LLP here. If that's your taste fair play mate.

With respect, men piss and ejaculate through a common urethra Why do you think, women are incapable of doing the same

[Payyourwaymate]

With respect. Rubbish.
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Ahh i see, thank you  learn something new everyday 

[Payyourwaymate]

With respect, men piss and ejaculate through a common urethra Why do you think, women are incapable of doing the same

My knowledge on this is quite limited, it just seemed strange to me as I was unaware of where the fluids would come from as sperm comes from the testicles but until I was enlightened a moment ago, had no idea that the fluid was produced during arousal and not stored somewhere, hence my misunderstanding.

[Bassman]

I believe it was proven to be urine. Something about scans showing the bladder had been emptied etc.

What a day to be a scientist. They got a free show lol

[Meursault]

I believe it was proven to be urine.

The opposite applies. Fluid produced in the bladder but not urine. It can obviously become mixed with urine, but when pure/near pure it's viscous in my experience.

[Colston36]

Without a doubt. If you know how to jab her well you’re on a winner.
One of her squirts reached the ceiling and back on us both - hence the “squirts like a whale” title. 

Now she’ll only be doing outcalls I wonder what excuse I will have to give the hotel for a wet bed when I check out

Just to say thanks for the phrase "squirts like a whale". It's happened to me three times, but what a lovely way to describe it.

[Belgarion]

With respect, men piss and ejaculate through a common urethra Why do you think, women are incapable of doing the same

Women gush from their vaginas. She's pissing on people.

Cytheria explains how she does it in porn.

Its piss

[Belgarion]

Which you can also do when pissing.

Yup. It is piss, 100%. Fair play to her for getting people to believe her.

[Belgarion]

The opposite applies. Fluid produced in the bladder but not urine. It can obviously become mixed with urine, but when pure/near pure it's viscous in my experience.

If it comes out of her urethra, it is piss. There are fluids you can take to change the smell and appearance. You've been duped.

[bonapati]

I’m chuckling that it took 3 messages to get your message across.

Take a step back and think of the fluids produced during birth of a child is that piss too.

I love the idea of taking fluids to change the colour and smell of piss that’s Steven Spielberg material - any idea where those are sold (store or website) and if so why more WG’s squirting like this one. Different DNA probably.

Whatever the fluid is... water, piss, Tesco sparkling - I enjoyed it just the water guys who enjoy giving water sports.

[Waterhouse]

My knowledge on this is quite limited, it just seemed strange to me as I was unaware of where the fluids would come from as sperm comes from the testicles but until I was enlightened a moment ago, had no idea that the fluid was produced during arousal and not stored somewhere, hence my misunderstanding.

A blokes jiz (semen) comes mainly from the seminal vesicles and prostate, only a small percentage (the actual sperm) comes from your walnuts - think it's about a 95% ~ 5% split.

[Waterhouse]

If it comes out of her urethra, it is piss. There are fluids you can take to change the smell and appearance. You've been duped.

So this ref is BS then...?

With respect. Rubbish.
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[unus669]

Women gush from their vaginas. She's pissing on people.

Cytheria explains how she does it in porn.

Its piss

I think, you’re trying to convince yourself 

[bonapati]

Cytheria explains how she does it in porn.

A very long time ago I remember watching a Porn documentary and one of the producers said something “never believe everything you see in porn” until you’ve been on set.

He stated tricks used to exajurate the amount of cum of tits, how long the guys fucks for, how big a dick is, how much squirting actually happens - I will leave the rest to your imagination.

[Belgarion]

I think, you’re trying to convince yourself 

No, I've studied this subject in great detail. Cytheria has also explained how she does it.

Some women gush from their vaginas when they climax, it's a viscous fluid and is ejected when the walls of the vagina close and open during orgasm.

The time of the month can impact this as well.

All the other stuff is piss and has been influenced by porn.

[Belgarion]

So this ref is BS then...?

There may be incident when women lose bladder control during sexual activity resulting in expelling urine. Usually happens with a full bladder.

It's just a gimmick porn has introduced and some SPs have adopted it to deceive punters.

Ask Lesbian couples how often they "squirt".

[Meursault]

Yup. It is piss, 100%. Fair play to her for getting people to believe her.

I can categorically state that Camy did not piss on me. I was down on her at the time and there were 3 or 4 spasms of viscous clear fluid that didn't remotely feel, smell or taste of piss.

There are various pieces of medical research about this. All people need to do is read!

[JackJones]

I'm hotlisting this woman. How did I ever miss this!

[tantric talents]

If you read up about Skenes and Bartholin glands coupled with Gräfenberg stimulation all will become clearer.... or not?
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[Fully Sated]

I read on UKE that she is retiring soon. May visit one last time but no big urge. Overall good price and a fucking good fuck.

Looks like she has gone...

[massagepuntingfan]

If you read up about Skenes and Bartholin glands coupled with Gräfenberg stimulation all will become clearer.... or not?
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Finally the truth! Its (mostly) urine!

[Vic69]

I can only explain how "squirting"happens for me. About 3 years ago I met an American guy, he finger fucked me so vigorously that huge amounts of fluid came out of me, so much so the bed was soaked, we moved into the bathroom and carried on, the whole of the floor looked like it had been flooded.  This totally freaked me out as I thought I had pissed myself. The liquid was clear no smell at all to it, and the sheer volume of it had it have been piss I would have been doubled over in agony and busting for the loo. Since that meeting I have been able to replicate what happened with a glass dildo (vigorous fucking) when I pull the dildo out a jet of liquid "squirts"  definatly from my vagina (def not from my urethra).

[winkywanky]

It's only happened in my presence a couple of times, once was with Miss KDD who's well known for it.

It definitely wasn't piss, the 'feel' was different (slightly oily rather than simply watery if that makes sense) and the smell was very different. I can only describe it as slightly 'earthy'. And it was very obvious to me because it went all in my mouth  . And she has peed on me in the shower too (very nice, deliciously naughty) and although that's almost clear with no smell because she makes sure she hydrates well, the difference in the two fluids is very obvious.

I think there are probably very many WGs who try very hard to fake it by simply (and consciously) peeing, because squirting can be a good selling point.

[LLPunting]

I can only explain how "squirting"happens for me. About 3 years ago I met an American guy, he finger fucked me so vigorously that huge amounts of fluid came out of me, so much so the bed was soaked, we moved into the bathroom and carried on, the whole of the floor looked like it had been flooded.  This totally freaked me out as I thought I had pissed myself. The liquid was clear no smell at all to it, and the sheer volume of it had it have been piss I would have been doubled over in agony and busting for the loo. Since that meeting I have been able to replicate what happened with a glass dildo (vigorous fucking) when I pull the dildo out a jet of liquid "squirts"  definatly from my vagina (def not from my urethra).

Thanks for sharing 
Have you retired?

It is startling when so much gushes from the vagina.  From your description it was not jets of liquid?

[LLPunting]

It's only happened in my presence a couple of times, once was with Miss KDD who's well known for it.

It definitely wasn't piss, the 'feel' was different (slightly oily rather than simply watery if that makes sense) and the smell was very different. I can only describe it as slightly 'earthy'. And it was very obvious to me because it went all in my mouth  . And she has peed on me in the shower too (very nice, deliciously naughty) and although that's almost clear with no smell because she makes sure she hydrates well, the difference in the two fluids is very obvious.

I think there are probably very many WGs who try very hard to fake it by simply (and consciously) peeing, because squirting can be a good selling point.

Whilst it seems to be subject to individual variation, there is often a noticeable difference in the the consistency of the liquid both in how it feels and how it dries.  As pee can sometimes be released during the orgasm, colour and smell can sometimes be misleading when experienced up close and the sheets are white.
The giveaway is the gush is not actually a squirt.  Anything emanating from the urethra under pressure (peeing levels and beyond) is not female cum, it's a squirting of the WS kind not the female ejaculate one.
The term "squirting" has been brought to us by the Porn industry and sold as a commercial product not a documentary capture of female ejaculate.  Some women may genuinely piss vigorously during orgasm but I would suggest that it's for (melo)dramatic effect.  Others might indeed wet themselves with the excitement but that tends to be more a reluctant peeing in my (limited) experience.  The most genuine is the woman who trembles and moans involuntarily whilst liquid gushes from her, whether a couple of tablespoons or more like a saucer full.
Some porn will show a convulsion and flood of liquid pushed from a vagina, this is almost certainly a pre-loading of the vagina with water (or fake cum mix) that is evacuated under pressure by the conscious contraction of the vagina.
Enjoy doing your research but be sure you can tell the difference once you've exhausted your "study resources".

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[professorlove]

I guess my fingers ain’t so magical after all. 

[winkywanky]

Whilst it seems to be subject to individual variation, there is often a noticeable difference in the the consistency of the liquid both in how it feels and how it dries.  As pee can sometimes be released during the orgasm, colour and smell can sometimes be misleading when experienced up close and the sheets are white.
The giveaway is the gush is not actually a squirt.  Anything emanating from the urethra under pressure (peeing levels and beyond) is not female cum, it's a squirting of the WS kind not the female ejaculate one.
The term "squirting" has been brought to us by the Porn industry and sold as a commercial product not a documentary capture of female ejaculate.  Some women may genuinely piss vigorously during orgasm but I would suggest that it's for (melo)dramatic effect.  Others might indeed wet themselves with the excitement but that tends to be more a reluctant peeing in my (limited) experience.  The most genuine is the woman who trembles and moans involuntarily whilst liquid gushes from her, whether a couple of tablespoons or more like a saucer full.
Some porn will show a convulsion and flood of liquid pushed from a vagina, this is almost certainly a pre-loading of the vagina with water (or fake cum mix) that is evacuated under pressure by the conscious contraction of the vagina.
Enjoy doing your research but be sure you can tell the difference once you've exhausted your "study resources".

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I don't know whether squirt (as opposed to pee) comes out of the urethra (I suspect not), but I do remember reading that there is actually a specific gland which purportedly produces the stuff. Wherever it actually does emerge from, I suspect that the abdominal/pelvic contractions that occur in women are actually able to fire the stuff out. In other words, not just an involuntary pee which happens to be laced with fanny juice which was already lining the vagina.

I do intend to carry out more research, I just need to get a grant to fund it  .

[winkywanky]

I guess my fingers ain’t so magical after all. 

They might be, just give them a good sniff after it happens and your nose should tell you  .

[BogBog1]

I can't believe I missed this girl, dammit! Ah well.

To add my twopennies' worth to the 'is it piss?" debate: I was dubious about whether squirting was actually a thing until experienced the real thing with two different (and both well-reviewed on here) girls: Little Katie in Bristol (profile currently not showing, but here's a link to my review at the time: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=91255.0_=), and Lily (External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only) (my review here: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=137051.0).

Now, bearing in mind that I had a regular girl off Seeking Arrangement who was absolutely obsessed with us pissing on each other (and drinking each other's piss), I think I have a pretty good idea of what piss tastes like, feels like etc. What came out of CumFuckMyArse's pussy and directly into my mouth was 100% not piss. Totally different taste, different consistency... it's just different.

[winkywanky]

What came out of CumFuckMyArse's pussy and directly into my mouth was 100% not piss. Totally different taste, different consistency... it's just different.

You sound like an erudite chap.

Can you describe it?

[Vic69]

Thanks for sharing 
Have you retired?

It is startling when so much gushes from the vagina.  From your description it was not jets of liquid?

When I am being finger fucked vigorously you can hear my vagina getting more and more "squelchy" lol then it just starts pouring out in massive quantities (enough to go through a duvet,sheet,mattress topper and soaking the mattress.....hence I  dont do it on the bed).  When I use my dildo though it comes out as a "jet" when I pull the dildo out of myself, it's like a short spurt, and def out of my vagina.  I support the skenes gland research, it is def not wee, and as I said before the sheer amount that can come out I would be doubled over busting for a wee, and after I have "gushed" I can still go to the loo and produce a bladder full of wee.