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19 review(s) for Girlfriend Emma xx (13 positive, 3 neutral, 3 negative) [Indexed by Sinz]

Offline FS2016

Saw Emma a few weeks ago, comms were straight forward arranged an hour with massage then gfe. Easy to find flat with plenty of parking and not far from the train station. Very pleasantly surprised having not seen a face pic before. Emma is a very pretty girl, great body and I found her really easy to get along with as we chatted during the massage. She could tell I was getting horny so we ended the massage bit early and moved from the massage table to the bed. Really nice kissing and mutual touching before she went down on me, good owo and pretty deep. Eye contact throughout and that sexy smile meant I had to stop her or it would have been over too early! She rode me, slowly at first, then picked up the pace and asked if she could just “go for it”. I wasn’t going to say no, it was a marvellous sight. Cleaned up, showered and had a good chat. This was a superb punt in my opinion, a very sexy girl with good skills and good personality. Shame she doesn’t do advance bookings and it is same day only. Definitely worth it though.


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Apologies for any typos, I’m posting from my iPhone.

I just wanted to say that if you have been reading my recent reviews and are considering visiting me, please just don’t. I’m very happy with my business the way that it is. I have no desire whatsoever to see anyone who frequents this site.

In hindsight, I preferred it when I was being called an overpriced, unattractive, drug addicted 45 year old on here!  That was back in 2017 and in all honesty my world was peaceful after that because no one from this site ever visited me. If could go back in time, I would not bother defending myself on that obviously fabricated review from Harry Smith. According to that thread, I should be 3 years off my 50th birthday now. It really is an absolute joke. The only punter I’ve enjoyed meeting from UKP was Nervous Colin who I see has now been banned. Yet you all apparently bow to the wiseness of Uncle Pokey, who’s username quite frankly makes him sound like a giant paedo? Since I’ve started to get reviewed positively on here, I can honestly say that I’ve seen a marked increase in boundary- pusher types trying to book me and I just don’t want the extra income that badly.

On this site, any escort who has boundaries and isn’t afraid to assert herself with punters who deliberately violate them seems to be labelled as mentally unstable, aggressive or, in my case, “Jekyll and Hyde”. And the expectation on the levels of beauty on here is just ridiculous too. If Cheryl Cole, who is arguably one of the most beautiful women in Britain, was an escort I can guarantee someone would be on here moaning about her cankles lol.

My mental health was severely affected by the lies posted about me back in 2017. But the part that upsets me the most is that the non-punting population judge our industry by what is posted on here. The likes of not allowed et al read these threads and believe that all the gentlemen who pay for sex are utter monsters. It’s just not true. I have a good laugh with my regulars on AW. I don’t “act up”, I act accordingly. I am an easy going person, so if I’ve been in any way discourteous to you then there will have been a good reason for it. Escorts are still fully autonomous human beings. We don’t have to put up with abuse.

Just don’t bother visiting me. You won’t like me and I won’t like you. Your hard earned cash would 100% be better off spent elsewhere. Whether you agree with my sentiments or not, you cannot say that I haven’t been 100% honest with you all about my position. Therefore my “career suicide” on UKP really does equal a win for us both and I hope you will respect that.





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Ignoring all the ‘let it go’ and ‘move on’ type of comments.

How would you actually know if he is someone who frequents this site ?

Offline The sperminator

Ignoring all the ‘let it go’ and ‘move on’ type of comments.

How would you actually know if he is someone who frequents this site ?

Youd be surprised how many on here have the same aw name. Uncle pokey is a prime example

Offline finn5555


 I have no desire whatsoever to see anyone who frequents this site.


Why come on here and post then  :wackogirl:

This site is invaluable in calling out pro$$ies who lie and cheat and enables punters to spend their money wisely  :thumbsup:

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you cannot say that I haven’t been 100% honest with you

Well you've clearly not been honest about your age, People that have met you and seen your images all seem to agree you're a lot older than your stated age https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=150115.0

And then you complain that people commented on your mental status and then follow up by stating that you had mental issues in 2017  :dash:

As for your post, it's just an attempt at damage limitation and a very poor attempt at reverse psychology  :thumbsdown:




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@billy no mates

You don’t..  but the ones who tell you,  do so with an agenda. “Hi Emma, lovely to meet you. I saw all the problems you had on UKP. “ The implicit underlying message being “I’m about to treat you like shit but you have to suck it up (no pun intended) because otherwise I will post unfavourable things about you online”. And they really do. Treat you like shit,  I mean. X


@Finn

How else am I supposed to get the message across apart from to post it where potential clients will see it? I.e. under my latest review? X

As for “get over it” ...I DID get over it. This is my first post in 2 years. It’s the clients that keep bringing it up in the room. I had another horrible experience from a UK Punter yesterday. I’ve reached my tipping point today. Last time I posted I got a load of shit from posters calling me old/ugly blah blah blah and then gorgeous radio silence for 2 years. I’m hoping the same will happen today...  but forever. If it doesn’t I guess I will be back again in another 2 years. Haha

P.S clearly wiseness isn’t a word. Wisdom! Wisdom, wisdom, wisdom.


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@ James

What would I need damage limitation for? The reviews are positive. My post IS the damage! Why on earth would I want you to visit me? Your posts are wretched.

James999

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What would I need damage limitation for?

Because you have a poor reputation, click on the link above to remind yourself (if you're still pretending not to know)  :music:

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@billy no mates

You don’t..  but the ones who tell you,  do so with an agenda. “Hi Emma, lovely to meet you. I saw all the problems you had on UKP. “ The implicit underlying message being “I’m about to treat you like shit but you have to suck it up (no pun intended) because otherwise I will post unfavourable things about you online”. And they really do. Treat you like shit,  I mean. X


@Finn

How else am I supposed to get the message across apart from to post it where potential clients will see it? I.e. under my latest review? X

As for “get over it” ...I DID get over it. This is my first post in 2 years. It’s the clients that keep bringing it up in the room. I had another horrible experience from a UK Punter yesterday. I’ve reached my tipping point today. Last time I posted I got a load of shit from posters calling me old/ugly blah blah blah and then gorgeous radio silence for 2 years. I’m hoping the same will happen today...  but forever. If it doesn’t I guess I will be back again in another 2 years. Haha

P.S clearly wiseness isn’t a word. Wisdom! Wisdom, wisdom, wisdom.

You fuck any Tom Dick and Abdul for money and you wouldn’t know if they post here or not  :dash:

Offline Marvelous

Personally i think shes an ex smack head one off the worst punts i ever head  :scare: obviously she got a few screws loose how many other girls get reviewed bad on here and right essays about it..... 2 years later
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Offline Bornslippy

Almost like Barbara Cartland decided to fuck strangers then got the hump.....publishers Mills and Boon would lap it up

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Call me crazy/ ugly/ old/ a whore all you like. It’s par for the course on here. I’ve heard it ALL before. It’s boring! I don’t give a fuck what any member of this site thinks about my personality, my service or my physical appearance anymore. That ship has well and truly sailed. My business is doing just fine with my lovely regulars from AW. I do not seek the validation of UKP in any way, shape or form. I will continue to conduct MY business in the way I that chose long after you’re all done abusing me on this thread.

If the girl doesn’t actually like you, you’re never going to unlock the good stuff, no matter how many abusive little posts or damning little reports you write.





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Well you've clearly not been honest about your age, People that have met you and seen your images all seem to agree you're a lot older than your stated age https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=150115.0

And then you complain that people commented on your mental status and then follow up by stating that you had mental issues in 2017  :dash:

As for your post, it's just an attempt at damage limitation and a very poor attempt at reverse psychology  :thumbsdown:

I see a poster on the review you have linked in says she was Jaime of Hatfield, IF that's the case and I cant tell from her free pics if it is she was an excellent regular of mine in early 2009 when in my view she was around 28-30 years of age and advertised as 27 back then if I recall correctly. Based near St Albans city station when I first punted with her. Back then some punters did complain about her lack of reliability but she had a 100% success rate taking my bookings and honouring them, and no signs of drug taking that I ever saw or suspected.

I am puzzled though why she is still posting on UKP as she clearly despises it, she has run it down and UKP punters on this thread despite the review being a positive. :thumbsdown: UKP IS a punters forum and not here for the benefit of WGs which if she is Jaime she was well smart enough to understand. And now banned I see and deservedly so in my view, thanks to admin. :thumbsup:
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Offline Marvelous

Yeah it was Jaime,  I saw her years ago to when she went by that name. 

Your right service and attitude was not bad untill... her blowjob wss crap so i just tried to make it a bit deeper... she just flipped i swear her face changed in  seconds into some possessed demon :scare:

Swearing at me calling me every name under the sun.. iv punted over a hundred girls here and around the world in 20 years that has never happened before :unknown: So i cant blame myself the fact that someome on here posted years later she done something similar to him make you wonder how many other times she has done this to punters :thumbsdown:

Look at the way she Carried on here weird is the best way to describe it.  Il never forget that face change it was truly somethimg from the exorcist :lol:

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Yeah it was Jaime,  I saw her years ago to when she went by that name. 

Your right service and attitude was not bad untill... her blowjob wss crap so i just tried to make it a bit deeper... she just flipped i swear her face changed in  seconds into some possessed demon :scare:

Swearing at me calling me every name under the sun.. iv punted over a hundred girls here and around the world in 20 years that has never happened before :unknown: So i cant blame myself the fact that someome on here posted years later she done something similar to him make you wonder how many other times she has done this to punters :thumbsdown:

Look at the way she Carried on here weird is the best way to describe it.  Il never forget that face change it was truly somethimg from the exorcist :lol:

A lot can happen to a person in 10 years of course, she was never anything but excellent at offering me a good service back then. A good laugh as well. Punters on here can make their own minds up, her anti-UKP bitterness was very clear to see. :thumbsdown:

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Mills and Boon will come a knocking

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I'm grateful that Emma thinks its only my user name that makes me sound like a 'giant paedo'. More than that would be actionable.
Incidentally my most fave girl presently is 57 and other regulars are 40 plus.
And for fucks sake I gave her a good write up.

Clearly summat's snapped

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I'm grateful that Emma thinks its only my user name that makes me sound like a 'giant paedo'. More than that would be actionable.
Incidentally my most fave girl presently is 57 and other regulars are 40 plus.
And for fucks sake I gave her a good write up.

Clearly summat's snapped

Uncle Pokey

What action would you take exactly without losing your anonymity?

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