MassagebyDonna Hersham

[Smitheee]

Just catching up of some reviews

I'm having trouble pasting the link so if someone could do that for me I would be grateful.

I saw Donna in 2016. I think the location is more Walton than Hersham but I am not very familiar with the area.

I think Comms was by telephone and didn't have any issues arranging an appointment for a massage.
The meet very nearly didn't happen as Donna does not give out her full address, only the road. You have to call her on arrival and follow her instructions on where to park. I thinks she checks you out first from the window.
On arrival called her several times and text but there was no reply. I think I waited around 20 minutes and then just as I was about to drive off she called me and apologised as her phone was off or on silent. Not great; if you are expecting someone and the final details still need to be arranged then get your act together.
Her place is a top floor flat. It looks like an ex council flat. Pleasant enough inside. Does she still describe it as an apartment? Well It's not, its an ex council flat. From memory I think there was a poodle type dog in the flat.

I can't remember much about the massage itself. Nothing to write home about. Don't think it was very sensual. HR at the end. Can't remember price but wouldn't have paid more than £60 for the hour.

I've rated this a a neutral as I think her pictures are very misleading. I was expecting a girl as seen in her picture sitting down on the phone. I didn't get that! I reckon her pictures must have been at least 10 years old at the time and that was 3 years ago. Donna is a much bigger lady than portrayed in her pictures, unless of course she's lost a lot of weight in the 3years since I've seen her.
I've never been back.

[Goldfinch]

External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

[Muff licker]

What a fucking useless review

[themaserman]

From 3 years ago!!

[Waterhouse]

Having met this 'provider' over two years ago, I get where the OP is coming from but he's not included much info.  I reviewed her as Neutral because she gave a good massage and the HR was okay. I certainly wouldn't call what she delivered a sensual massage experience though, more FB_M without the 'S' and an okay HJ at the end.

Bottom line she has to be well into her mid to late fifties by now, and about a size 14-16 bod with sagging but above average size tits that you'll never get to see let alone handle.  Her profile is definitely bait and she is in no way as articulate or as posh as she makes out on the AW page. Speaks and sounds more like a stereotypical Essex girl, but not the dumb blonde type if you know what I mean, more Sauff Lundun. 

Given her age and most probable figure today, if you think of a slightly better looking Pat Butcher you'd not be far off.  I strongly suspect that if I were to have visited her last week, then my review would be a Neg. But in fairness that's speculation based on what was an average visit over two years ago when I didn't know any better and had not had the FBSM/B2B meets witht the likes of Tam (sadly no longer working in the UK) and Maria in Edgware.

If you want my advice, steer clear to avoid what will almost certainty be a disappointment.

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