The Night King's Brazilian Odyssey : Chapter 3 (Sept 25)
Part 1 : Sao Paulo
This was my third trip to Brazil. I've been to a few cities here now. I’m starting to know my way around & happy to pass on the intel. IMO for anyone reading this board it really is a country you've got to experience

This trip was shorter than my previous visits so opted for São Paulo & Rio which are the biggies, obviously. This report will end up being a bit of a São Paulo v Rio comparison, both are amazing in their own unique ways. It's Champions League level punting

Day 1 : I arrived Sunday morning and checked in to my hotel near Avenida Paulista. Very central. There was a huge march that afternoon with all the Bolsanaro supporters protesting his pending court case decision (spoiler alert he was found guilty). It was like being in some huge MAGA / Tommy Robinson / Reform procession. Knowing a little bit about Brazil's history of military coups it did suddenly dawn on me that I might have picked the worst possible time to visit but I needn't have worried. Everything on this trip turned out to be 'tranquilo'. I knew that on Sundays all the clubs, bar Casarão are closed so I texted a few baddies whose numbers I'd previously collected, hoping to invite them to my bouji hotel but nothing was cooking so I opted for a good night's kip
Day 2 : Monday. Scandallo. This is the elite club to visit. Much has ben written about it, including by me. Very plush surroundings with great food and some quality chicas. I'd read a lot of chatter online before I flew to SP that, as this was NFL Weekend there would be hundreds of high rolling gringos from the US converging on the club, meaning there would be an influx of high grade 9s & 10s coming from all over Brazil and charging astronomical prices. I ran in to a guy who I'd met on numerous occasions at Scandallo previously who explained that didnt really transpire and things were pretty much business as usual.
I'd arrived around 5pm and the club wasn't that busy. Monday is not a big night here. There were a few hotties there but I bided my time to watch the club fill up a bit. A couple of girls were super friendly (no shit

) and came and sat at my table and chatted to me for ages. I eventually picked one of them to go to a room, her name was Cali. A short curvy brunette with a cheeky smile and good English. She was decent enough. Her mate was also cute; I considered a 'dupla' with the two of them but nah. I paid Cali 1K Rs for a sesh in the room which was very enjoyable

I wasn't super energetic on my first proper night so, after just the one punt, with my interest dwindling I thought I'd try out Cafe Photo (often positioned as the next best thing to Scandallo). I needn't have bothered. It's very big & plush but the talent wasn't up to much, maybe on another night it would be better

Still hoping to scratch an itch I went to Casarao but honestly it was shit, full of very rough looking garotas so I left after half an hour with no action. I'd visited a year ago and that time it was a bit better but for my tastes this is quite a trash place - there are way more trashy places than this here but still...
Day 3 : Tuesday. Back to Scandallo. Now tonight was noticeably busier. They eventually opened up the big outdoor garden area and by 8pm /9pm the club really got going. As I would discover, the nights you want to go to Scandallo are really Tuesday/Wednesday/ Thursday. That is when this place is rocking!

Arriving at the club around 6pm I settled in to a table in the small outside garden area which had around 20 girls in (another 20-30 or so were indoors). I immediately recognised a model-esque looking blonde from the day before. Paula was her name. She had quite an Uma Thurman vibe about her (Kill Bill era). Wearing a long silver dress she had what looked like an incredible rack which the plunging neckline of her dress was struggling to contain

Surely they couldn't be real, could they? I was about to find out!

I went over to chat to her. She spoke zero English but was immediately very friendly and tactile. She quickly encouraged me to check out the merchandise for myself and bingo there was a delicious pair of big naturals in my hands which she'd guided inside her dress

She also took the opportunity to return the favour, kissing me and stroking my thigh, under the table

Sometimes the girls can be coy about what happens in the public areas, others dont give AF. Paula was very direct

We sat like that chatting away for a while, settling on a 1K Rs gift and took a room. A fantastic session ensued

After our session, while recuperating at the bar, I bumped in to a familiar face from last year. The absolute psycho girl who I'd had a disastrous session with in 2024

who I'd complained to the club about & as reported in this thread in my review of my last trip. I found out her name was Andresa (brunette, MILFy, Indian looking, boobs akimbo!) She obviously didnt recognise me as she tried her luck with me again. Once I found out her name for posterity (ie this report) I told her to f**k off & reminded her what a nutbag she was

I needed some food so headed to the restaurant to order some of their delicious sushi. When you sit down to eat at your table some girls will approach you but most tend to stand by the bar observing their prey

A gorgeous half Japanese girl wearing long thigh high black socks or 'meias' as I've learned they're called in Portuguese caught my eye. Viv was her name. She was dressed in a 60s style mini dress and with her short mousey bob of hair looked one of the least slutty girls there (there are a lot of plasticky Lauren Sanchez lookalikes in these clubs and that's not usually my type). She also was a dead ringer for a beautiful girl I work with

so I struck up a conversation with her. We agreed to meet later after I'd eaten.
Viv & I met up half an hour later in the large outdoor garden and shared a drink together. She spoke excellent English and it turns out she has a cake shop in Sao Paulo. She showed me her IG and I figured this was her lucrative side hustle (or was it the other way round?

). We must have spent an hour at the bar and by now the place is getting packed - eye candy everywhere

She had a very calm, matter of fact nature about her and was in no way rushing or hustling me to get a room but at the same time she was very flirty, tactile & sensual and allowed me to be the same. She had a gorgeous all natural figure with fantastic legs a decent pair of B cups for a half Asian girl. I asked her if she had friends at the club and she said 100% yes, they would be arriving later - she asked me to wait at the bar while she went to WhatsApp me some photos. I waited a few minutes and sure enough my phone started pinging

The girls looked interesting but I told her I'd wait to meet them before deciding on any 'dupla' action. Viv & I agreed 1K Rs for the hour, took a room together and she was an incredible f**k

Sensational GFE but her dark side came out too which was a nice surprise

She went from 0-100 very quickly once we were upstairs. Bingo!
I wandered downstairs after our session. It must've been around 11pm, going on midnight. The club is absolutely heaving at this point. Amid the throng I spied Marina, the Eva Mendes lookalike who I'd twice been with in Scandallo in 23 & 24. I wasn't sure if I was going to session again so I didnt bother chatting to her. I went to sit in the restaurant to consider my options - should I stay or should I go? After a while Viv came over with one of her friends Roberta she'd earlier sent me photos of and they each sat next to me, one on either side. She was a tall Carioca girl with a big hairdo full of ringlets and a cracking all natural figure. Needless to say they were both very keen to explore the 'dupla' option we'd discussed earlier. I bought us all a drink and they did their level best to work me in to a frenzy for the next 20 minutes which I enjoyed very much. I had the raging horn but in the end I realised I was knackered so made my excuses and left. The 'dupla' could wait for another day.
Ok that's Monday - Tuesday wrapped. Lots more to come

more posts to follow when I get a moment. Stay tuned folks!