The Night King's Brazilian Odyssey
Part 2 : Rio De Janeiro
I flew to Rio and checked in to my AirBnB on Copacabana. I have to admit to thinking, after all the warnings I'd had, that I'd get mugged the moment I stepped out of the Uber but thankfully that didnt happen! After taking the first night off I headed to the much feted club 4x4 (Quadro Pro Quadro).
Night 1 : So 4x4 is a pretty standard dark little club with an upstairs and a downstairs. Neon sign outside so you spot it straightaway when your Uber arrives. It's in Centro which I guess is like being in W1 London. There's a McDonalds round the corner. All seemed quite safe. The club itself is a bit of a step down in quality from Scandallo in SP - the rooms are grottier for sure - but it's certainly fit for purpose. When you check in at reception at the start of the night they give you a numbered wristband to monitor your drink usage / room booking / plus the money for the girls. It all goes via the club and you pay at the end. They offer you the chance to change in to a white dressing gown and sandals if you want but it's not compulsory. I didnt myself. Lots of girls are wandering around in bikinis or just as little as possible really. Some obvious fitties there but maybe not, on first impression at the level of Scandallo! The big 'win' here in Rio is the pricing is generally half what you pay in SP!
- Tiffany & Nanda : I'd chatted to a few girls (despite hardly any of them speaking English
). There was one girl (Nanda) in a white bikini with a killer body (big old naturals) who I swear was the spitting image of Autumn Falls. I had a sit down with her but the whole ball ache of Google Translate and her reticence to do anything in the club meant I parked her for later. I met another cute diminutive hispanic girl (Tiffany) who was way more direct and hit the spot when we started chatting, leaving me in no doubt she'd make a wise first choice to kick things off in Rio. So essentially I paired them up for a 'duplo'. To my surprise the house had a package deal on so it only cost about 500 / 600Rs all in for an hour for both - so around a hundred f**king quid, I shit you not! They probably weren't the best combo as they didnt really know each other & spoke f**k all English but both were pretty smoking in their own right and they gave 100% top service levels so this was a great way to start the Rio leg of my Odyssey
- Lyza : I had to go and have a sit back down upstairs in the club to recuperate but there was no letting up tbh. This little blonde / Indian looking mix in lingerie & stockings was giving me the eye and came and sat next to me. She had these smoky eyes and was very friendly indeed in the club. She was all over me
She had a cracking natural little body with a great pair of C's
We eventually went to the room and she was just absolute filth. Wow! She got me off twice in the hour and was just insatiable. Sticking her finger up my bum and swallowing my cum with a chaser of Heineken! When you hear people say Brazilian women love sex....exactly that!
The price was something like 400Rs for an hour (aka £80 or whatever)
Night 2 : I thought I'd roll the dice and try Via Mimosa. A 'trash' place recommended by lots of people. From what I could gather it's a whole street of bars and venues run by SPs as a community. I was a little apprehensive when the Uber driver showed me a photo to double-check we were going to the right place when he picked me up and for all I knew we could've been heading to a favela
He dropped me off there and it was like a scene from GTA. Ear splitting noise coming from a series of sound systems and a lot of, er characters...both male and female
I think if I'd gone with a gang of lads & also spoke more Portuguese I might have hung around but after 5 minutes of wandering around I felt a bit exposed so I made my excuses and left & returned for a second pop at 4x4
Maju (4x4) : I saw this absolute stunner who I'd noticed the night before. Mixed race / dark skinned (mulatto or Amazonian? I'm not sure exactly how to characterise the different types so I'm sorry if I've got that wrong) but she had an incredible all natural body and corkscrew black hair, a spinner with beautiful natural big tits, covered in tattoos. A 9 or a 10 I'd say and I tried to engage in a conversation with her. She had a totally laidback personality and initially gave me the impression she wasn't even interested in chatting to me & might even potentially be a dud in the bedroom - she later explained she was "a bit shy" lol
Well, I couldn't have been more wrong! What an absolute honey. Looks wise kind of like Rihanna but much prettier. What a superstar in the room! Definitely the highlight of the Rio leg! 400Rs all in!!
More on her later...
Laisa (4x4) : So after my session with Maju had finished I went up to the club to, er 'recover' but it's not long before your eye starts to wander and there was this one statuesque curvaceous girl who I'd noticed earlier who to cut a long story short literally ate me alive in the room. Another 400Rs down and I was done for the night
Night 3 : OFF. I'd got a few numbers from the previous two nights at 4x4 but couldn't manage to get any visits so took the night off. Probably wise
Day 4 : I popped in to a daytime gaff, Prisma Terapia in a big old tower block off Copacabana where I was presented with a mini lineup of 4 girls and chose Ingrid, an all natural little Latina with nice norks. A quite decent hour for c500Rs all in of massage that quickly turns in to FS with lots of snoggin (but the only non OWO of the trip) in a tiny little room. The place is quite nicely done out, clean and modern. As I recall I think it was 300Rs initially plus 200 to get 'more than a massage'.
Night 5 : I arranged for Maju to come to my hotel for 2 hours. I did try to get her to bring a pal but that didnt work out. She was way better than she was in the club once restated in a relaxed hotel room environment. 800Rs + Uber (the Ubers are v cheap btw)
Day 6 : I was trying to mix stuff up so visited Solarium in the afternoon which is a nightclub essentially. A bit rough around the edges I thought. I might've caught it at a bad time (ie a weekday at 3pm) but I thought it was a bit shit tbh. I'd paid 150Rs entry (c£20) but left after a few uninspiring chats with some of the 10-15 SPs there. No action here. They make you change in to a dressing gown and I felt a bit of a plumb there if I'm honest
: Next up I visited Eden. It has two rooms in this big tower block near Copacabana, each with it own lineups who you meet in person. Not as nice a space as Prisma earlier in the week but ok. Room 401 was full of rotters I thought so I passed. Room 302 a bit better and I chose two (dont ask me their names) who I got in a Duplo for 350Rs (+100Rs for some girl-on-girl action). It was in a fairly basic room and the chicks were 6s or 7s but FFS a no holds barred 1 hour duo for £72, incredible really!
Night 7 : I got Maju back to the hotel for another two hour stint. 800Rs + Ubers. It was amazing once again but it's with mentioning after making all the arrangements in the afternoon she went silent on me for 2-3 hours and I thought she was ghosting me but she eventually got in touch and we eventually got underway a lot later than originally planned but well worth it in the end. She was a massive stoner and insisted on having a smoke outside my (hard to open) hotel room.
So that was Rio. I dont think I even scratched the surface if I'm honest. A lot of other places were closed at different times due to the time of year or randomly they happened to be closed at weekends or on Sundays when I wanted to try them out. I probably ended up being a bit conservative with my choices but I certainly made up for it in volume
Bloody Hell.
On to Salvador!
