IVY - 2019 - N7

[Gentlelovemaking]

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Location :  N7

Price : £70

Duration : 30 mins

Face : Ivy has no face pics but is relatively attractive, not a stunner facially but attractive and wore no make up. I’d rate her face a 6/6.5.

Body : Certified Bubble but and a true hourglass shape. Nice sized tits which are natural. Her body shape is a bit of a spectacle without being overly refined.

Comms : all coms via text, I believe this is so she never interrupts a punt. Time comfired and location sent with relative efficiency considering she handles bookings herself.

Action : I was instructed via text on how to get into the building etc, got into the flat and was led into the bedroom. I have to say I was impressed with her Body while she was in her dressing robe. She’s a friendly girl and easy to talk to. Her English is fluent (native speaker).

She asked me to get comfy and get undressed once the paperwork had been sorted out. We got talking for a bit and she suggested oral. I opted against it purely because I don’t like the mechanical approach when I punt for longer than 15 mins so was happy to keep talking until things progressed naturally.

I eased my way into the action similar to the way I would with a civvy, rubbered up and proceeded with the action. It was mainly mish and to her side and legs all the way back.

This was a quality punt as it flowed naturally, no need to suggested doing a different position on angle etc it all just flowed. She makes noises and I did ask her if she was enjoying it that much ! She said she was genyionly having a good time. I don’t like OTT noises and tbh her moans weren’t particularly exaggerated so it felt naturally throughout.

We ended with a brief chat and spoke about how long she would be around for etc.

Conclusion : This was a really good punt for me and at her rates I’ll be back for sure, her limited availability being the only drawback but sure I can work through that.

YMMV with this one as Logan and the other punter who saw her said they could barely get inside her.
My experience is the polar opposite of there’s.

Notable point : She is one of 2 SP’s who could break into my top 5 all time bubble but punts that I’ve seen since I made my top 5 list.   

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[last_days_of_logan]

damn woman robbed me then!!!

i knew she was able to fuck.

i think i scared her with the whole "i'd like to go strong, hard and fast"....

nah but to be honest , she is indeed a very nice girl.....i just dont understand why i got swindled. you dont understand..she almost wrestled me out each time i tried to enter

"aaaiieeeee" "ow ow ow ow ow".."no no no no wait wait wait"....."i hate you man..why are you trying to ruin my body"

i dont believe ANY of that shit was real 

were you able to pound POUND!!! GLM?

[Sirmixalott]

damn woman robbed me then!!!

i knew she was able to fuck.

i think i scared her with the whole "i'd like to go strong, hard and fast"....

nah but to be honest , she is indeed a very nice girl.....i just dont understand why i got swindled. you dont understand..she almost wrestled me out each time i tried to enter

"aaaiieeeee" "ow ow ow ow ow".."no no no no wait wait wait"....."i hate you man..why are you trying to ruin my body"

i dont believe ANY of that shit was real 

were you able to pound POUND!!! GLM?

Maybe you just opened her up for the rest of us? 

[Sirmixalott]

Btw GLM, what is this limited availability that you talk of? And what's the nearest station (walking distance?) from her? Is the area safe enough to travel to late?

[last_days_of_logan]

Maybe you just opened her up for the rest of us? 

Bollox to that 

that happened to like 2 other guys (who havent fucking reviewed and added to her negative for a fair aggregation actually. you know who you are,...please dont jump on here and start saying #metoo)

i soooo wish she let me hit that man...i'm seeriously tempted to go back

btw ..Bassman..if you are reading this.....i think you'll be fine with this chick. she clearly gives it up to people she fancies to the nth degree

[Gentlelovemaking]

damn woman robbed me then!!!

i knew she was able to fuck.

i think i scared her with the whole "i'd like to go strong, hard and fast"....

nah but to be honest , she is indeed a very nice girl.....i just dont understand why i got swindled. you dont understand..she almost wrestled me out each time i tried to enter

"aaaiieeeee" "ow ow ow ow ow".."no no no no wait wait wait"....."i hate you man..why are you trying to ruin my body"

i dont believe ANY of that shit was real 

were you able to pound POUND!!! GLM?

I read your review and realised the Savage approach would’nt work, so I thought some gentle love making would be the best way to get some satisfaction in this punt and it worked.

She was so wet by the end of the Punt I didn’t need to go hard just came to a natural climax which was intense I’d add.

[sparkus]

Seems to just work Mon-Wed in North London?

I can't do this week but do want to visit, do you think she'd be around much longer then?

[Gentlelovemaking]

Btw GLM, what is this limited availability that you talk of? And what's the nearest station (walking distance?) from her? Is the area safe enough to travel to late?

She works Mon-Wednesday for 10:30am To 10:30 pm. I doubt she will be here after summer if I’m honest (judging from out conversation), she’s very switched on and savvy

[peter purves]

Cheers for the review

Sounds like you had a very good time my learned friend  ...

I thought I had lost a copy of the red book but managed to find it 

Are you going to revise 'This Is Your Life?'

Natalia Matos is still #1 - she's a Unicorn but her service is vanilla.

Stacy comes in as a new entrant at #2 - Stacy should be number 1 as her service/face/body combo hasn't been matched by any other girl I've seen. Natalia only retains top spot as her body is a gift from the Bubble but Gods

Harley Darko #3 possibly the biggest in size and shape and she provides a high quality service (least attractive face in the top 5 but kinda cute).

Danielle # 4 I can't wait for her to return to London....Nikki Minaj body double but limited English and vanilla services stop her from rising any higher than 4th and she may fall out of my top 5

Suzy Cortez # 5 - not many will have a great punt with her but I did. I wouldn't recommend her but her body is phenomenal and she is Miss Bum Bum

Notable absentees

Sexy Caroline1 - my all time favourite as I've punted her for years and we know each other on a personal level. She's doing well for her age and looks after herself but the top 5 are all in their 20' and it's hard to compete with such females.

Brazilian Shakira/Bella - closest to Natalia Matos in terms of body Structure her lack of English and limited services is why she has Allen out of my top 5 but she is a delight on the eyes.

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[Gentlelovemaking]

Seems to just work Mon-Wed in North London?

I can't do this week but do want to visit, do you think she'd be around much longer then?

My intuition says she won’t be around after September, that’s what I deduced from our conversation

[Gentlelovemaking]

Cheers for the review

Sounds like you had a very good time my learned friend  ...

I thought I had lost a copy of the red book but managed to find it 

Are you going to revise 'This Is Your Life?'

Possibly, question is PP is my top 5 based on body and face alone or is the quality of the punt an additional factor ?

[peter purves]

Possibly, question is PP is my top 5 based on body and face alone or is the quality of the punt an additional factor ?

Don't tell me I have to disqualify your entry?? 

It is supposed to be on the butts as in butt no?   

Gimme back that book  

[last_days_of_logan]

I read your review and realised the Savage approach would’nt work, so I thought some gentle love making would be the best way to get some satisfaction in this punt and it worked.

She was so wet by the end of the Punt I didn’t need to go hard just came to a natural climax which was intense I’d add.

thats the crazy thing...i didn't even go anything...i wasnt even allowed to enter..so savage intentions or not ....i didnt even get to start...i even told her..."lets start slow and see where we are at" this girl just panicked. to be fair to her...my physique isnt small at all...and combine that with me saying along the lines of "i'm her for some destruction" in the beginning..might have made her mind up for her

btw...did you just reference your own user name in the sex description? "so I thought some gentle love making would be the best way to get some satisfaction"

 

[sparkus]

Images of a shagged-out punter leaving a block of flats and being accosted by a man wielding a red book to the sound of trumpets...

I remember on TFI Friday they had a feature where some unlucky sod had all his ex-girlfriends wheeled out on camera.

"You thought you'd never see her again after that visit to a flat during your stay in Birmingham six years ago, but say hello to Bing Bing!"

[peter purves]

thats the crazy thing...i didn't even go anything...i wasnt even allowed to enter..so savage intentions or not ....i didnt even get to start...i even told her..."lets start slow and see where we are at" this girl just panicked. to be fair to her...my physique isnt small at all...and combine that with me saying along the lines of "i'm her for some destruction" in the beginning..might have made her mind up for her

btw...did you just reference your own user name in the sex description? "so I thought some gentle love making would be the best way to get some satisfaction"

 

I have quoted the song before

'Action'

WGs looking for someone with GLM as opposed to a 'Champion Jockey' 

[last_days_of_logan]

fuck it....

i'm going back

[peter purves]

fuck it....

i'm going back

Good man!!

And remember the song please 

[Gentlelovemaking]

thats the crazy thing...i didn't even go anything...i wasnt even allowed to enter..so savage intentions or not ....i didnt even get to start...i even told her..."lets start slow and see where we are at" this girl just panicked. to be fair to her...my physique isnt small at all...and combine that with me saying along the lines of "i'm her for some destruction" in the beginning..might have made her mind up for her

btw...did you just reference your own user name in the sex description? "so I thought some gentle love making would be the best way to get some satisfaction"

 

Yeah first time I referenced it  fitting for this one though.

My physique although muscular is more beach body fit than 50 Cent, so SP’s wouldn’t be intimidated by my size as until I take off my top you wouldn’t think I had much muscle.

I take it you’ve got the 50 Cent physique where girls know you’re gonna ruin their walls from the offset.

I honestly went for the personal approach as suppose to the businesss approach, I had low expectations due to your review and in a moment of weakness considered extending my booking. After I nutted I came to my senses

[Gentlelovemaking]

Images of a shagged-out punter leaving a block of flats and being accosted by a man wielding a red book to the sound of trumpets...

I remember on TFI Friday they had a feature where some unlucky sod had all his ex-girlfriends wheeled out on camera.

"You thought you'd never see her again after that visit to a flat during your stay in Birmingham six years ago, but say hello to Bing Bing!"

 

Funny you say that, I love a picture and as I left the punt I saw a bottle of magnum outside the door. The next punter was clearly getting ready



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[peter purves]

Images of a shagged-out punter leaving a block of flats and being accosted by a man wielding a red book to the sound of trumpets...

 

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[peter purves]

Funny you say that, I love a picture and as I left the punt I saw a bottle of magnum outside the door. The next punter was clearly getting ready

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Another Champion Jockey!!

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[Ron89]

thats the crazy thing...i didn't even go anything...i wasnt even allowed to enter..so savage intentions or not ....i didnt even get to start...i even told her..."lets start slow and see where we are at" this girl just panicked. to be fair to her...my physique isnt small at all...and combine that with me saying along the lines of "i'm her for some destruction" in the beginning..might have made her mind up for her

btw...did you just reference your own user name in the sex description? "so I thought some gentle love making would be the best way to get some satisfaction"

 

Haha very percuiliar thing to say, probably freaked her out. Good luck, unsure another visit would change anything as she’s unlikely to have forgotten you.

In two minds whether to check her myself.

[last_days_of_logan]

Haha very percuiliar thing to say, probably freaked her out. Good luck, unsure another visit would change anything as she’s unlikely to have forgotten you.

In two minds whether to check her myself.

i didnt actually say that LOL...but the idea was along those lines...from the text messages (which i am not sure is actually her) she seemed okay with a nice seeing to..so when i got there she was like " i hope your going to be gentle with me..." and my response was "haha, nope...dont think so"

[Gentlelovemaking]

i didnt actually say that LOL...but the idea was along those lines...from the text messages (which i am not sure is actually her) she seemed okay with a nice seeing to..so when i got there she was like " i hope your going to be gentle with me..." and my response was "haha, nope...dont think so"

That response is legendary, makes sense she was worried you’d savage her...Also she takes back to back bookings (maybe 15 mins gap) so it’s hard to get a great service from these SP’s

I’m sure she handles texts herself, she has a generic response when you call her saying shes with a client etc. She picks up her phone at intervals (not during the action so not disruptive to the punt).

[Dinekid7]

Her new pics actually put me off, I can't stand fake bums, I need that natural look, feel and movement. Big bum with big things, that's just me I guess.

[sparkus]

Her new pics actually put me off, I can't stand fake bums, I need that natural look, feel and movement. Big bum with big things, that's just me I guess.

Same here, off the HL.

[Gentlelovemaking]

Her new pics actually put me off, I can't stand fake bums, I need that natural look, feel and movement. Big bum with big things, that's just me I guess.

She’s saying it’s real, I just enjoyed myself and didn’t ask any questions

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[peter purves]

She’s saying it’s real, I just enjoyed myself and didn’t ask any questions

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Not fussed generally as long it can meet the Punther's Charter for the Bubble Butt thread then I'm good... I'm easily pleased!! 

[Gentlelovemaking]

Not fussed generally as long it can meet the Punther's Charter for the Bubble Butt thread then I'm good... I'm easily pleased!! 

How it feels is more important to me, I don’t like a hard ass whether it’s realmor fake.

[peter purves]

How it feels is more important to me, I don’t like a hard ass whether it’s realmor fake.

Good point my learned friend 

For me it's the overall aesthetics, I have found that it if does not look good all round (excuse the pun  ) then it is not going to feel good (ie a correlation).

[frosty]

Based on how the comms were do you think there’s any point trying to book in to see this girl a day or two in advance or is it best to just contact her on the day?

[Gentlelovemaking]

Based on how the comms were do you think there’s any point trying to book in to see this girl a day or two in advance or is it best to just contact her on the day?

Contact her on the day

[GkTONY25]

How was the area mate? Was it safe? And which station is the closest one to her location?

Cheers

[Gentlelovemaking]

How was the area mate? Was it safe? And which station is the closest one to her location?

Cheers

The area is safe imo, I drove so no idea what the closest station is.

[Sirmixalott]

Either the ass is real (and she's had lipo) for the waist, hence the ridiculous proportions.

Or the ass is fake (a fat injection; though since it's her own fat from her waist, she might classify that as real).

Either way, like it's been said, all about the look and feel when in person. Those who have seen her can talk to that.

[sparkus]

The latest pics her shape looks odd, it has to be said.  I was sucked in by the bust and ass, but not anymore.

[last_days_of_logan]

i keep saying that ass is fake...trust me...i kept trying so many maneuvers to get in there and it felt like i had to lift foreign placed objects to get in and encourage entry..all failure

edit: in fact you can see one of the puncture marks in her new pics ... on the left side just above the thong when she is showing her back

[PapaSmurf]

Thanks for the review.
If I ever find myself in North London, I'll check her out.

[yuptree]

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Location :  N7

Price : £70

Duration : 30 mins

Face : Ivy has no face pics but is relatively attractive, not a stunner facially but attractive and wore no make up. I’d rate her face a 6/6.5.

Body : Certified Bubble but and a true hourglass shape. Nice sized tits which are natural. Her body shape is a bit of a spectacle without being overly refined.

Comms : all coms via text, I believe this is so she never interrupts a punt. Time comfired and location sent with relative efficiency considering she handles bookings herself.

Action : I was instructed via text on how to get into the building etc, got into the flat and was led into the bedroom. I have to say I was impressed with her Body while she was in her dressing robe. She’s a friendly girl and easy to talk to. Her English is fluent (native speaker).

She asked me to get comfy and get undressed once the paperwork had been sorted out. We got talking for a bit and she suggested oral. I opted against it purely because I don’t like the mechanical approach when I punt for longer than 15 mins so was happy to keep talking until things progressed naturally.

I eased my way into the action similar to the way I would with a civvy, rubbered up and proceeded with the action. It was mainly mish and to her side and legs all the way back.

This was a quality punt as it flowed naturally, no need to suggested doing a different position on angle etc it all just flowed. She makes noises and I did ask her if she was enjoying it that much ! She said she was genyionly having a good time. I don’t like OTT noises and tbh her moans weren’t particularly exaggerated so it felt naturally throughout.

We ended with a brief chat and spoke about how long she would be around for etc.

Conclusion : This was a really good punt for me and at her rates I’ll be back for sure, her limited availability being the only drawback but sure I can work through that.

YMMV with this one as Logan and the other punter who saw her said they could barely get inside her.
My experience is the polar opposite of there’s.

Notable point : She is one of 2 SP’s who could break into my top 5 all time bubble but punts that I’ve seen since I made my top 5 list.   

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Thanks for the review OP she looks fantastic!!! Body on another level!

[Yellowman18]

Everyone to their own but my God if that’s an hourglass figure then I’m Brad Pitt

[Gentlelovemaking]

Everyone to their own but my God if that’s an hourglass figure then I’m Brad Pitt

Can you give me 2 examples of an hourglass figure with pics ?

[peter purves]

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[peter purves]

The area is safe imo, I drove so no idea what the closest station is.

On the profile, it says 5 mins from Finsbury Park station

[Gentlelovemaking]

On the profile, it says 5 mins from Finsbury Park station

That sounds right, I drove past the emirates stadium which wasn’t too far from her location

[Gentlelovemaking]

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Ivy is definitely bottom heavy but has an ample chest.

Shes probs over a dress size 14 but isn’t what I’d describe as fat, she is a very thick girl though

[peter purves]

Ivy is definitely bottom heavy but has an ample chest.

Shes probs over a dress size 14 but isn’t what I’d describe as fat, she is a very thick girl though

...with a relatively small waist

[last_days_of_logan]

Everyone to their own but my God if that’s an hourglass figure then I’m Brad Pitt

hi Brad ... 

[PapaSmurf]

Everyone to their own but my God if that’s an hourglass figure then I’m Brad Pitt

Can you give me 2 examples of an hourglass figure with pics ?

Let me guess, this is what Yellowman18 would call hour glass right?


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Edit: For what it's worth, I'm not making fun of your preference's but it's clear we all have different criteria's for what we class as hour glass.

[last_days_of_logan]

Let me guess, this is what Yellowman18 would call hour glass right?


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Edit: For what it's worth, I'm not making fun of your preference's but it's clear we all have different criteria's for what we class as hour glass.

well said, but thats a very narrow ass hour glass. I think he is in the wrong thread

[penisilin]

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Location :  N7

Price : £70

Duration : 30 mins

Face : Ivy has no face pics but is relatively attractive, not a stunner facially but attractive and wore no make up. I’d rate her face a 6/6.5.

Body : Certified Bubble but and a true hourglass shape. Nice sized tits which are natural. Her body shape is a bit of a spectacle without being overly refined.

Comms : all coms via text, I believe this is so she never interrupts a punt. Time comfired and location sent with relative efficiency considering she handles bookings herself.

Action : I was instructed via text on how to get into the building etc, got into the flat and was led into the bedroom. I have to say I was impressed with her Body while she was in her dressing robe. She’s a friendly girl and easy to talk to. Her English is fluent (native speaker).

She asked me to get comfy and get undressed once the paperwork had been sorted out. We got talking for a bit and she suggested oral. I opted against it purely because I don’t like the mechanical approach when I punt for longer than 15 mins so was happy to keep talking until things progressed naturally.

I eased my way into the action similar to the way I would with a civvy, rubbered up and proceeded with the action. It was mainly mish and to her side and legs all the way back.

This was a quality punt as it flowed naturally, no need to suggested doing a different position on angle etc it all just flowed. She makes noises and I did ask her if she was enjoying it that much ! She said she was genyionly having a good time. I don’t like OTT noises and tbh her moans weren’t particularly exaggerated so it felt naturally throughout.

We ended with a brief chat and spoke about how long she would be around for etc.

Conclusion : This was a really good punt for me and at her rates I’ll be back for sure, her limited availability being the only drawback but sure I can work through that.

YMMV with this one as Logan and the other punter who saw her said they could barely get inside her.
My experience is the polar opposite of there’s.

Notable point : She is one of 2 SP’s who could break into my top 5 all time bubble but punts that I’ve seen since I made my top 5 list.   

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Thanks for this review, I'd add her to my HL. It's about time you update your top 5 as most of them are out of the game