Paying by debit/credit card

[Sexy chick ellie]

Hi Guys
I just wanted a bit of advice.
What would be a preferred business name to use that would be discreet to show on transactions.
Thanks

[Moby Dick]

Not rent-a-cunt.
Don't think that'll go down very well.

[Punter Ponting]

Hi Guys
I just wanted a bit of advice.
What would be a preferred business name to use that would be discreet to show on transactions.
Thanks

Something very generic so it allows for any story to be created.
Vandelay Industries
Globex Holdings

[johnny34]

Whores'R'us 

[Wooderz]

Sado masochistic sex services ltd. Might not be discrete but vastly reduces any chance of a punter seeking redress for crap service from his CC company.. 

[WARSZAWA16]

Is the prize a freebie for the best suggestion? 

[Blackpool Rock]

How about "Gash for Cash" or "Mugs R Us", seriously how many punters are you expecting to part with their credit / debit card details to a Prossie 
Granted there are a few deluded pricks out there but not too many I hope 

[Sexy chick ellie]

How about "Gash for Cash" or "Mugs R Us", seriously how many punters are you expecting to part with their credit / debit card details to a Prossie 
Granted there are a few deluded pricks out there but not too many I hope 

It would just be an option for gentleman who like to claim back expenses for entertainment purposes

[Sexy chick ellie]

Is the prize a freebie for the best suggestion? 

Lol id probably get more realistic suggestions if that was the case I suppose. 

[Wooderz]

Lol id probably get more realistic suggestions if that was the case I suppose. 

Not a silly question.. But what services are going to be paid for using this card? How much and frequent will folks need to pay?

I am guessing you want a "discrete" name.. But hey, there is not much discrete about a handful of 3 digit transactions payable to Vagiflex Services or whoever..

[Blackpool Rock]

It would just be an option for gentleman who like to claim back expenses for entertainment purposes

Any punter would have to be a fucking moron to leave a trail straight to his employer detailing how he is trying to defraud the company submitting fake expenses.
Not saying you personally are looking to scam anyone but this would be an ideal way to do so 

[Wooderz]

Any punter would have to be a fucking moron to leave a trail straight to his employer detailing how he is trying to defraud the company submitting fake expenses.
Not saying you personally are looking to scam anyone but this would be an ideal way to do so 

I was a test pilot for durex in a past life..

[Blackpool Rock]

I was a test pilot for durex in a past life..

Did you have to work the 1st few months "In Hand" 

[mexicola]

Ellie's Juice Bar.

But claiming for a £160 smoothie might  a step too far.

[Doc Holliday]

SCE Catering

Also if paying by card and the amount is say £120 put it through as £119.90 or similar

[Sexy chick ellie]

Ellie's Juice Bar.

But claiming for a £160 smoothie might  a step too far.

Lol. Some smoothie that

[Sexy chick ellie]

SCE Catering

Also if paying by card and the amount is say £120 put it through as £119.90 or similar

Perfect.
Thanks

[VOLPONE]

Any punter would have to be a fucking moron to leave a trail straight to his employer detailing how he is trying to defraud the company submitting fake expenses.

There was one on [Removed by admin] who posted under the name Giraffeman who did just that!
Posted field reports on pnet for most of the Sandy's Superstars girls :paid for on the company credit card.
Wrecked the finances of the company, a number lost their jobs as a result of the damage he did - he served a brief term as  a guest of Her majesty !
A cautionary tale.

[Wooderz]

Did you have to work the 1st few months "In Hand" 

[James999]

In your case I would suggest Desperate old whore

You've been around for years, so this question is clearly just your attempt to "tout" try and drum up some business 

[Drayki]

In your case I would suggest Desperate old whore

You've been around for years, so this question is clearly just your attempt to "tout" try and drum up some business 

 

[Sexy chick ellie]

I'm at that stage of my life where I keep myself out of arguments
Even if you tell me 1 & 1 = 5 You're absolutely correct, enjoy.

In your case I would suggest Desperate old whore

You've been around for years, so this question is clearly just your attempt to "tout" try and drum up some business 

Enjoy your Monday james999

[Laid_back_bloke]

Think wisely. lol

Once bought some foam for a sofa. The fabric shop in Blackpool, showed on my credit card statement as “Blackpool Rubber Co”. 😂

[Gordon Bennett]

Trotter Independent Trading
Cyberdyne Systems
Newton & Ridleys
Los Pollos Hermanos
The Winchester
Stark Industries
Weyland-Yutani
Blue Oyster Bar
Tannhäuser Gate

[Home Alone]

Ouch!  Hope you didn't have an OH to have her suspicions raised by that transaction, Laid back bloke.

I've not an OH to check my credit card bills for over 15 years; but last Friday night, I tried to buy some AW Credits for the first time in a VERY long time. It was late & for some reason the transaction didn't go through. I rang the credit card company and the woman there said the card had been blocked because it was an unusual transaction. During the course of the conversation, she used the name that AW uses for transactions like this and assured me that my card would be un-blocked.

As it was 11.00 pm by this time, I did the sensible thing & went to bed, thinking I'd buy the Credits on Saturday morning. Only when I tried to do so, I found the card was still blocked. The bloke I spoke to then kept referring to "AWork".

Not that it really matters in the great scheme of things, but I couldn't help wondering if they knew what that company is. I'll examine my next credit card bill with special interest.

[scutty brown]

Hi Guys
I just wanted a bit of advice.
What would be a preferred business name to use that would be discreet to show on transactions.
Thanks

"Ellie's Chicks"
claim you're a chicken breeder or a fried chicken shop

[CoolTiger]

Ouch!  Hope you didn't have an OH to have her suspicions raised by that transaction, Laid back bloke.

I've not an OH to check my credit card bills for over 15 years; but last Friday night, I tried to buy some AW Credits for the first time in a VERY long time. It was late & for some reason the transaction didn't go through. I rang the credit card company and the woman there said the card had been blocked because it was an unusual transaction. During the course of the conversation, she used the name that AW uses for transactions like this and assured me that my card would be un-blocked.

As it was 11.00 pm by this time, I did the sensible thing & went to bed, thinking I'd buy the Credits on Saturday morning. Only when I tried to do so, I found the card was still blocked. The bloke I spoke to then kept referring to "AWork".

Not that it really matters in the great scheme of things, but I couldn't help wondering if they knew what that company is. I'll examine my next credit card bill with special interest.

Instead of buying AW credits online via card, why don't you buy PaySafe Vouchers from a newsagent or any Co-Op supermarket which you can then use on AW to top up.

you could still use the Debit/Credit Card to buy the vouchers from the newsagents/supermarket only it will not arouse any suspicion on your bank/credit card statement when it shows up as Ali's Newsagent or The Co-operative.

[CoolTiger]

Something very generic so it allows for any story to be created.
Vandelay Industries
Globex Holdings

It's not easy to put these names pass the company whom you are setting up the card machine with, as they usually require copies of your accounts and bank statements. You would have to bew turing over in £millions in order to use such names.   

[CoolTiger]

Any punter would have to be a fucking moron to leave a trail straight to his employer detailing how he is trying to defraud the company submitting fake expenses.
Not saying you personally are looking to scam anyone but this would be an ideal way to do so 

You'll be shocked at how many men use their company cards (or even personal) at lap dancing clubs, etc. If you own the business yourself, you don;t have to explain to anyone else, other than your accountant (and possibly the HMRC) as to the nature of these expenses.

[CoolTiger]

Ellie's Juice Bar.

But claiming for a £160 smoothie might  a step too far.

SCE Catering

Also if paying by card and the amount is say £120 put it through as £119.90 or similar

For Money Laundering Purposes, any card company providing you with a PIN/Swiping machine will carry out due diuligence work and ensure that you DO own a Juice Bar, or you do have a legitimate business in that profession.

[CoolTiger]

Trotter Independent Trading
Cyberdyne Systems
Newton & Ridleys
Los Pollos Hermanos
The Winchester
Stark Industries
Weyland-Yutani
Blue Oyster Bar
Tannhäuser Gate

 

Good one!! For those of certain age who can recall this bar!!!!

[Doc Holliday]

For Money Laundering Purposes, any card company providing you with a PIN/Swiping machine will carry out due diuligence work and ensure that you DO own a Juice Bar, or you do have a legitimate business in that profession.

Yes but I am assuming the OP has already been through that due diligence process and is set up to take card payments?
I am fairly certain you can the edit the 'descriptor' which appears on the customers statement to a preferred one although it is some years since I had such a business account. It does not have to be the actual individual name or company name?

In hindsight I would drop the catering and change it to services? £200 on catering may stand out.

[goldwing1]

Good one!! For those of certain age who can recall this bar!!!!

Blue Oyster Bar.
I prefer Blue Oyster Cult - listen to the siege and investiture of baron von frankenstein's castle at weisseria

[Kool Keef]

Good one!! For those of certain age who can recall this bar!!!!

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