Brunette 188 - Emily - Southampton

[Kimeen]

I saw emily’s Profile pop up and I couldn’t resist.

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60 for 30 mins including owo with an 18 year old gorgeous girl.

Arranged quickly via text. Got the normal routine of -drive near station and call but I was sure she would be on a particular road so I just drove there and called. Turns out I was right.

Flat is not that discreet- everyone who lives there must know what’s what but I parked some way away and just heads down marched in.

Emily speaks almost no English. She is however absolutely stunning looking. Pictures are accurate, I am sure she is 18 or 19.  Her hair reaches down to her bum whic I find very sexy.

Emily was dressed in some nice lingerie. We started some kissing. It was fk but not particularly passionate or deep. I explored her body and the underwear cane off. Then into owo. She did ask about condom after about a minute but I just said no -more owo and she continued for a while. Then 69 which was ok. She smelled and tasted clean.

Sex in multiple positions and came in the bag after about 20 mins.

Emily jumps up, no attempt to clean me up and puts her underwear back on. After an awkward moment I figured out I was supposed to clean myself up so I did. It was clear the punt was over and I should leave.


So, what rating?

Should it be positive because I got fk owo and 69 with an 18 year old beauty?
Should it be negative because I felt rushed and there was no attempt at a gfe? No smiles no flirting no tenderness?

I settled for neutral. Ironically however I might return if I fell the need for a 60 Quidco pump and dump  with a beautiful girl.

[Hash2]

Thank you so much for your review my friend! I rang up on Friday to see her but she was super busy, so your review worked out very well for me and saved me a wasted trip. 

[DrConners]

So, what rating?

Should it be positive because I got fk owo and 69 with an 18 year old beauty?
Should it be negative because I felt rushed and there was no attempt at a gfe? No smiles no flirting no tenderness?

I settled for neutral. Ironically however I might return if I fell the need for a 60 Quidco pump and dump  with a beautiful girl.

Like Hash said, she's cramming in the punters whilst her profile is fresh - Won't be long before she's just lying back & thinking of Romania 

Cheers for the review - With regard to the part I've quoted I think that's an honest appraisal & a fair neutral, you might find you get better service with regard to a GFE if you booked longer as it's all about the cash but definitely not something I'm advising here.

I agree she looks super hot but no English means I'm out.

 

[Hash2]

She was conned by some guy to come to the UK and be famous and make some big money she didn't expect to be riding a 10 man train every day, shes tired. Her service can still improve once the rush dies down a bit so I will keep an eye on her feedback in the coming weeks and I still really really wanna fuck her.  Those tits are soo hot

[DrConners]

She was conned by some guy to come to the UK and be famous and make some big money she didn't expect to be riding a 10 man train every day, shes tired.

You gleaned all this from a phone call ? Highly unlikely 

[Hash2]

You gleaned all this from a phone call ? Highly unlikely 

Look dude I have a really wild imagination 

[DrConners]

Look dude I have a really wild imagination 

Then what you posted was irrelevant to the review 

You seem to know so much about the whores at this address judging by your other comments ?

Sofia Just had her belly button pierced too last week, they must be good friends I will ask her to introduce me and I can see if she looks as good as her pictures. 

Haha I know exactly what you mean bro!!!!!!! I see Sofia weekly and every week and after my visit I am in my house drowning my coat in Fabreeze afterwards. I saw Mery only once and I was very happy I didn't need to clean my clothes afterwards, this was in her first week and maybe she didn't smoke much back then.

If your a regular punter why not make a contribution in the form of a review when you get the time ?

I see you have been a member here since May 20118 so plenty of time to lurk around & get acquainted with the site - As it stands at the moment you sound like a schoolboy troll 

No offence 'bro'

[Hash2]

Conners please Bro, all i'm doing is checking peoples reviews and having a laugh that's all. No offense to anyone, so relax man lets all enjoy the beautiful girls at that address and unfortunately for us looks like Brunette 188 Emily has not been available since Saturday I think she couldn't handle the job. 

[DrConners]

Conners please Bro, all i'm doing is checking peoples reviews and having a laugh that's all. No offense to anyone, so relax man lets all enjoy the beautiful girls at that address and unfortunately for us looks like Brunette 188 Emily has not been available since Saturday I think she couldn't handle the job. 

So a self confessed 100% bonafide lurker with no intentions of making any contributions except for unsubstantiated comments & posts ?! 

Cheers for nothing 'bro'  - Does your mum know you use the internet for such activities ? 

[Hash2]

So a self confessed 100% bonafide lurker with no intentions of making any contributions except for unsubstantiated comments & posts ?! 

Cheers for nothing 'bro'  - Does your mum know you use the internet for such activities ? 

man this is a forum for escort reviews, why do you take this so seriously? if you can't have a laugh while looking at the reviews then whats the point of this site? Rather than have a laugh you would rather sit there and argue with me about nothing, you are weird man and now whose posting stuff irrelevant to the review? Maybe my mum doesn't know what I post on the internet but it sounds like you live with you mum detective Conners hahaha 

[Derrick101]

You're too kind DrC... I'd call it leeching, not lurking 

[scutty brown]

Look dude I have a really wild imagination 

There's enough fact in the rumours of deception, trafficking and forced participation without your hare-brained imagination cluttering up the truth. We need honest reporting, not wild speculation

[DrConners]

You're too kind DrC... I'd call it leeching, not lurking 

Agreed - Either way a waste of space   

There's enough fact in the rumours of deception, trafficking and forced participation without your hare-brained imagination cluttering up the truth. We need honest reporting, not wild speculation

All the douchebag will contribute will be immature, unsubstantiated claims as he's obviously a schoolboy troll 

Feel free to prove me wrong - Cheers 'bro' 

[Hash2]

Look Conners you know I buried you with my last comment there's no coming back from that bro just give up before you embarrass yourself even more! Honestly I had no idea I was posting on the whiny bitch forum. Have fun moaning and collecting detailed escort reviews! I'll leave all you old ladies alone now   

[wylie anchor]

Feel free to prove me wrong - Cheers 'bro' 

And failed......

[wylie anchor]

And failed......

And gone...…..

[sadolddeejay]

Just to say, the profile at:

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 is back with a changed name of:

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and different photos, and appears to be a different girl, judging from:

1. No pics of what was Emily's spectacular rack.
2. The new pics show a good arse, whereas Emily's was negligible.

I saw Emily back in March and had a good time. I did not bother reviewing at the time as she told me she would be around only until Easterish, and the existing reviews were representative so I had nothing to add. In spite of her restricted knowledge of English we managed a conversation okay (however, during OWO she didn't understand "slower" wtf!)

It highlights one of the problems with reviewing working girls on UKP, which is that when the profile is reused, the reviews lose their worth. It would be helpful if reviews contained a ohoto of the girl concerned so that it is more obvious when a profile has been reallocated to a new girl by Sergei. Attaching pic of Emily:

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[DrConners]

It highlights one of the problems with reviewing working girls on UKP, which is that when the profile is reused, the reviews lose their worth. It would be helpful if reviews contained a ohoto of the girl concerned so that it is more obvious when a profile has been reallocated to a new girl by Sergei.

Yes I agree, it's an open forum remember, our contributions only serve to aid our fellow punter, so the fact that most of us would take the time to highlight a profile change when the pimp swaps a WG's profile seems pretty obvious to me - to you too, as you've taken the time to update the review - Cheers

I don't see the forum getting anymore sophisticated even with the change of 'management' - So I guess all we can do is stay vigilant as you have done so here.

Profile swaps & changes happen all the time with foreign WG's, I'm not in the least bit surprised.

Attaching pic of Emily:

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Oh yeah!! Straight out of your wank bank eh ? 

[Kimeen]

I am not 100% sure it is a profile swap. Emily has been away for a while and always had a darker skin than the old photos showed. Her hair was jet black and bum length which makes me think these new pictures could be the same girl.

[niftyfiftydave]

man this is a forum for escort reviews, why do you take this so seriously? if you can't have a laugh while looking at the reviews then whats the point of this site? Rather than have a laugh you would rather sit there and argue with me about nothing, you are weird man and now whose posting stuff irrelevant to the review? Maybe my mum doesn't know what I post on the internet but it sounds like you live with you mum detective Conners hahaha 

Forum for Escort reviews says the man who left none lol. Deserved ban for that line alone, though some recently have been a bit dubious.

[DrConners]

I am not 100% sure it is a profile swap. Emily has been away for a while and always had a darker skin than the old photos showed. Her hair was jet black and bum length which makes me think these new pictures could be the same girl.

Well she's posted some more pictures now so no I disagree, face structure is different as is her body plus the tits are totally different

I doubt the 2.0 version will be able to speak any English either 




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[ReginaldPerrin]

 Not the old sp. I saw her three times and each time she was becoming more disillusioned. I don’t think this business was for her. So it’s a new new girl.