Red shoes massage - Pleasley Mansfield

[geostorm1]

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WTF was I thinking???????

I know all about the house in Pleasley with the alternating, mature women and I've seen a few over the years but for some reason I thought this new "Red Shoes Massage" might be different.

So I call and ask for location and am told the same car park that the Pleasley gals use, at which point I should have said sorry no thanks. But my dick doing all the thinking I said see you in 10 mins! She sounded young and sexy so I bet she is, right?!

I walk in the house and it's a new girl not seen her before, I think she's called Juicy Lucy or something, she's dressed sexy and she's not THAT bad looking given she's probably 50 to 60. WTF am I thinking?

Anyway I go inside and she asks what I want. I ask for half hour and she says it's 70. I only have 20s on me (always annoying) and so I give her 80 and then she says something like "for 100 we can get up to extra naughty frolics". I have no idea what went through my brain really, I think I envisioned some light bondage or an MFF or something "naughty" but instead I got a regular service for 100, WTF am I thinking?

So i strip off and she gives me a short massage, then tells me to turn over and she gives my balls a bit of a lick. Then she puts on a tight condom (annoying) and gives him a quick suck. I'm sort of losing my hard on as just not feeling it so I ask to lick her pussy (WHY OH WHY) so she says yes but give me a nice back massage first. Feeling awkward I do it anyway and then proceed to lick her pussy (which was alright actually).

So then after a lot of overly fake moaning she asks me to fuck her, so I get on top and fuck for a bit but I'm close to finishing, she says give me another massage which will calm you down a bit. So I awkwardly give her a SECOND massage and then she asks me to take her from behind.

This is probably the most fun part because lately for some reason I can pound away from behind for a while before I need to finish, so I go at it hard until I eventually finish.

I adjust my Fitbit and she says no need to check the clock, you're not in a rush are you? I say no and she gives me a clean and then gives me another massage which is actually nice this time.

Finish up and away I go, £100 down for fucking a "mature lady".

I'm calling it a negative because whilst she was enthusiastic, I now want to kill myself or chop my dick off.

So today I'm £200 down after getting a rough Thai hand job followed by fucking a granny. WTF is wrong with me.

[NervousJ]

Ha ha ha,sorry mate, but this made me chuckle.

You know it’s a glapwell granny just by looking at the profile. I’ve been twice ages ago. One of my first punts was some large breasted mixed race lass, who was actually fit.

There’s a profile knocking around at the minute which I keep getting tempted by, but I’m pretty sure it will be the same address..

Punting remorse,  literally nothing worse mate...

[Iloveoral]

On the other side of it, 2 pops, 2 girls not a bad day out 

[geostorm1]

Make that 3 pops - just been to see a thai girl in Chesterfield.. review to come shortly, this one was finally decent

[Badboyrich]

She used to be called Candy on a previous profile.
I always imagined she was quite nice looking from her pics. I take it that's not the case?

[NervousJ]

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Do you reckon that’s a glapwell granny ??? My initial thinking is yes..

[hunkybc]

Dude, this made me laugh!  Fair play on 3 punts in one day! I think I would have called it a day after punt number 1! ha ha

[djlionheart]

Oh dude that sounds like some serious bad luck there, think alot of us have been there tbf though.

Was a funny read though

[Sundog247]

I now want to kill myself or chop my dick off.

LOL  unlucky there mate..