Jayne75

[Fairlyregular]

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Bit worried about posting this now, but here goes. My first review, been a member a couple of months, and was already worried about first review coming across as fluffy/white knight or whatever.

Been punting for 30 yrs now used to.be parlours ,but last 10 yrs or so adultwork mostly.

Saw Jayne a couple of days ago. Rang day before but no answer, so called again early doors morning after, no answer but left a message and she rang back shortly after. Arranged  11.30 meet got postcode by text, as said different from the reviews suggested but went there anyway. It is a main road within 5 minutes drive of the other location. Knocked the door, let in, she is a lot better looking than the pic on here suggests. Paid up, followed her upstairs, great view. In bedroom straight into kissing, feeling each other up, then stripped, and I love licking pussy/arse so spent a while down there. Then she gave me oral, after a while I had to stop her before i blew too soon. More playing around followed by fucking in missionary, alas I blew all too soon. Still the full half hour of fun for £60, no complaints here. Dont want to be accused of owt as stated above, so I'll leave it at that. I enjoyed it and would definitely return.

[standardpostage]

Good first review, thanks.
It takes courage to do the first one.

[mrfishyfoo]

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Bit worried about posting this now, but here goes. My first review, been a member a couple of months, and was already worried about first review coming across as fluffy/white knight or whatever.

Been punting for 30 yrs now used to.be parlours ,but last 10 yrs or so adultwork mostly.

Saw Jayne a couple of days ago. Rang day before but no answer, so called again early doors morning after, no answer but left a message and she rang back shortly after. Arranged  11.30 meet got postcode by text, as said different from the reviews suggested but went there anyway. It is a main road within 5 minutes drive of the other location. Knocked the door, let in, she is a lot better looking than the pic on here suggests. Paid up, followed her upstairs, great view. In bedroom straight into kissing, feeling each other up, then stripped, and I love licking pussy/arse so spent a while down there. Then she gave me oral, after a while I had to stop her before i blew too soon. More playing around followed by fucking in missionary, alas I blew all too soon. Still the full half hour of fun for £60, no complaints here. Dont want to be accused of owt as stated above, so I'll leave it at that. I enjoyed it and would definitely return.

Then why did you choose to review a lass that's currently the subject of considerable controversy ??? 

You could have reviewed one of the others that you've fucked.

I SMELL BRASSO !!!! 

[James999]

Rang day before but no answer, so called again early doors morning after, no answer

She has a bit of a bad reputation for poor communication and no shows 

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=240836.0

[Fairlyregular]

Thought i'd  got this sussed, worked out white knight and fluffy,  now im confused.. brasso .as far as bad comms, someone not answering the phone is bad comms? I've got a lot to learn it seems. As far as reviewing others, I will, is there a limit on time , last before this one was before christmas, is this ok?

[bigthickdick]

Thought i'd  got this sussed, worked out white knight and fluffy,  now im confused.. brasso .as far as bad comms, someone not answering the phone is bad comms? I've got a lot to learn it seems. As far as reviewing others, I will, is there a limit on time , last before this one was before christmas, is this ok?

Yes it's ok to review it.

And her bad comms is getting legendary, i can also confirm it. In fact due to her bad comms i can't confirm the quality of her service.

[threechilliman]

Thought i'd  got this sussed, worked out white knight and fluffy,  now im confused.. brasso .as far as bad comms, someone not answering the phone is bad comms? I've got a lot to learn it seems. As far as reviewing others, I will, is there a limit on time , last before this one was before christmas, is this ok?

Let me see if I can clarify for you. Brasso is used to polish metal. A knights armour is made of metal.

Classic WK'ing behaviour is almost defined by someone who lurks for a bit, sees a red review go up for a girl they're fond of and then chooses to post a green review of said girl as their first post. Most of us will question the motivation as to why this is. Often known as a 'repair job' .

[Briddy]

I was quite lucky it seems her Comms weren't as shit when I booked

[jayne75]

I was quite lucky it seems her Comms weren't as shit when I booked

Because my comms are not shit, on the occasion for the negative yes I made a massive mistake leaving my phone, but hey I'm human we make mistakes.
On my days off funnily enough I don't answer calls or txt, but as op stated if you leave a message I do return the calls when I'm back in, also if I'm busy obviously I can't answer the phone.
Funny though the two guys who I let down have stopped commenting as I have amended things with them, yet everyone feels the need to carry on. 

[bigthickdick]

Because my comms are not shit, on the occasion for the negative yes I made a massive mistake leaving my phone, but hey I'm human we make mistakes.
On my days off funnily enough I don't answer calls or txt, but as op stated if you leave a message I do return the calls when I'm back in, also if I'm busy obviously I can't answer the phone.
Funny though the two guys who I let down have stopped commenting as I have amended things with them, yet everyone feels the need to carry on. 

Your comms are horrendous not just shit. And we do whatever we fucking fancy. We're punters on a punters forum. You're a whore. We pay you around £2 per minute that's £1.85 more than what you could earn elsewhere, for that extra we expect you to spread your legs and shut your mouth (except when you're told to suck our cocks, then and only then open it wide).

Hope i was clear enough.

[jayne75]

Your comms are horrendous not just shit. And we do whatever we fucking fancy. We're punters on a punters forum. You're a whore. We pay you around £2 per minute that's £1.85 more than what you could earn elsewhere, for that extra we expect you to spread your legs and shut your mouth (except when you're told to suck our cocks, then and only then open it wide).

Hope i was clear enough.

never ignored anyone unless they have been rude.
Nice explanation I see you're a charmer. Hope you have a lovely day x

[bigthickdick]

never ignored anyone unless they have been rude.
Nice explanation I see you're a charmer. Hope you have a lovely day x

Always happy to help. You're welcome.

[Happyjose]

Because my comms are not shit

Funny though the two guys who I let down have stopped commenting as I have amended things with them, yet everyone feels the need to carry on. 

That's because this is a forum where punters discuss prostitutes. Regardless of any solution you have found with the punters (we know of) that were affected, others will be interested.

Some prossies make the mistake in thinking that reviews posted are theirs, when in fact they are for the benefit of punters. If there are any benefits to having a positive review then that is entirely secondary to providing punters with useful info

and by definition, your comms are shit. It shouldn't take the alleged loss of your phone to make you realise that not having a back up was a bad idea. Prossies that post on here need to realise the ethos of the site and have a thick skin if they want to last on here and/or not trash their reputation. 470 views of this thread at time of writing. That's lots of potential customers

[James999]

Funny though the two guys who I let down have stopped commenting

That's not actually true, but the truth doesn't seem to be something you bother about 

[mrfishyfoo]

Let me see if I can clarify for you. Brasso is used to polish metal. A knights armour is made of metal.

Classic WK'ing behaviour is almost defined by someone who lurks for a bit, sees a red review go up for a girl they're fond of and then chooses to post a green review of said girl as their first post. Most of us will question the motivation as to why this is. Often known as a 'repair job' .

PMSL !!! 

[threechilliman]

PMSL !!! 

Glad to be of entertainment value Sir!

[finn5555]

Because my comms are not shit

You may deny your comms are shit but one thing you can't deny is your AW is shit