External Link/Members Only£70 for 30 mins
So after my plan A got quashed further afield I was horny and looking for something to do a little closer to home
Nothing was really taking my fancy on AW, try searching in Cambridge, you'll understand what I mean
So, against my better judgement, I had a little gander on Vivastreet and came across this profile. 'She looks hot' I thought, and having had a couple of Brazilian girls before, I gave her a call. Answered quick enough, and sorted for later in the day
She text me the postcode and so I confirmed the services I wanted, including OWO and she said 'as long as you are clean' and I thought fair enough, reasonable to ask that
I also asked if she was definitely the girl in the photos, which she confirmed. Happy days I thought, OWO from that girl is worth a drive
I arrived, parked and text her, then called, no answer but she did call back within 5 mins. I was just about to leave, I wish I had
House number confirmed and off I went
She did the usual hidey thing, and when I got into the house she nearly took my breath away, she was simply gorgeous ( and def. the girl in the pics albeit a little air brushed ). Hold on Mr Y, why did you previously say I wish I left, well, wait for it
She could hardly speak a word of English, even when I asked to use the toilet ( I'd just driven 3 hours ) I needed to perform like Lionel Blair ( for the oldies in the room ) and act it out, not a great start
Up the stairs we eventually go, with the words £70 please - well fuck me, she can speak English when she wants to, and has learnt the important phrases obviously
So, I get undressed, as she does - massive scars across her belly - probably from a tummy tuck I would guess, but otherwise a faultless body, and so I thought well this cant be too bad
Hmmm, think again
Lifeless, effortless, NO OWO, she says £20 more ( in her google translator !! ) Fuck off I say - without the need for translation. I should have walked at that point, but I had handed over my money by then and I thought fuck it, blow me with a hat on
That was pretty crap too, no touching of her allowed ( apart from tits which were amazing ), no kissing, in fact at one point she motioned to me to wank myself, and I thought about asking her for money, but she wouldn't have fucking understood what I was saying anyway !
She then threw a load of lube up her, and jumped on CG and I felt almost nothing - very weird indeed
3 mins ( max ) of OW after that, and I managed to blow in the hat, quick wipe up and I was off. 20 mins all in including the piss at the start
POS
FAF ( if you ignore the scars )
NEGS
Everything else frankly
Very disappointing, probable more so because she was so outrageously attractive and so a major disappointment. Would I go back.... not while my arsehole points down
You win some you lose some, and I definitely lost this one. Oh well, onwards and upwards, thus is the life of the feckless punter !
