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Going off the back of 4 positive reviews, felt this one would be a good option, a massage, a bit of oral and maybe a fuck. Turned out to be awful.
Paid: £80
Duration: Paid for an hour, was out within 40 minutes.
Services: Massage, OW, tried for sex but the smell made things a bit droopy, hand job
PositivesLots of parking
Booking was easy
NegativesMassage was done sideways on small bed
Oral was shit
Handjob technique was just crap
Pussy stank of fish
BookingCalled up, asked about availability, booking made. Address sent via text. All very easy.
LocationNot the greatest of areas in Maidenhead, I would assume it's a council or ex-council estate. Felt ok leaving the car there. Her place is a bit shit. There was an odour around the place.
The girl36...not a chance. Mid to late 40's or she's had a hard paper round. Sagging belly and different sizes tits. Facially in the picture, she looks ok, in reality it's one of those I need to release and it will do.
Hidden Image/Members OnlyThe experienceArrived at location, was greeted by Sandra wearing a sexy teddy. Led up to the bedroom, it was functional, money sorted. I got naked, she did the same. She asked me to lie on the bed but side ways. I asked why not length ways, apparently she can't do the massage properly otherwise. So I had my legs hanging off the bed. Massage was at best ok.
Turned over, she asked if I wanted BJ, I said ok, did get her to position her self so I could finger her. Initially thought nice smooth pussy but then around the lips it was hairy, like she had decided she could not be bothered to complete the shave. On with the condom she asked if wanted to fuck her doggy, thought ok. Got behind her and the pungent smell of a fishy unwashed cunt struck me. Things went soft, I pulled off the condom and asked her to give me a handjob.
Handjob again was just crap, couple of times I was near cumming when she then decided to change technique or hand.
Finally released, asked to use the bathroom, told shower was not working. So cleaned myself up, took a piss, washed my hands to get rid of the smell and left. In all, was in and out within 40 minutes. Initially pissed off being short changed but also glad it was over.
Would I go again?Nope.
