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External Link/Members OnlyDuration and Cost: £1 hours for £100
Location: A first floor flat in an alleyway of Gravesend City Centre. Okay to visit during day time but would be dodgy during night time. Unfortunately, inside of the flat was also super messy.
Lady: A good looking thai lady probably in her 40s. She is short (5 feet) with enhanced boobs and bolt on nipples
It was one of those punts where you get the sinking feeling as soon as you enter the location but you are thinking with your dick and decide to stay. She greeted me at the door and took me straight into her massage room. There was a large double bed and a massage table in that room leaving very little room to move around. However, it was still manageable at this point. But things went from bad to worse soon after. She told me to strip while she needed to take care off very things as this was the start of the day for her. Next she brought a hoover into the room and started hoovering near the bed frame stating there is some dust and she suspects that there are some spiders nesting in it. (this was super weird). Next 10 minutes were wasted in this.
Then she told me to lay down and she will be back soon after cleaning herself. She came back naked and I thought it will be all good from this now onwards. However, she had one look at my back and told me that body needs massage and she has to give one before we try something else. Now I have had various thai massages but never had i ever had such waste of a massage by a thai lady. She basically just rub her hands in few locations for 30 fucking minutes and then did 1 minute of stretching.
Then she said, ohh time is running out and we need to take of your boner as well. Again, I thought things might improve but then she was not able to find condom. She literally had to search for 10 minutes in 3 rooms to find one. By this time I had already lost all my mood and asked her just to give me a blowjob. To this she said, "Oh but i charge £20 extra for that". I told her to leave the oral and just get met hard and lets get this over with. I left without even taking a shower as her shower room was a real disgrace.
She even didn't had drinking water at her place, said she is waiting for supplies to come. I know that she has lots of positive reviews before this but this has to be one of the worse ones for me. May be it was the wrong time or wrong day but she is certainly not the one for me to re-visit.