Author Topic: XXX LISA XXX - Paignton  (Read 4129 times)


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Offline Ed Ward

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Saw Lisa last year when she was in Torquay. Her profile that day advertised £70 full inclusive 1 hour, which I booked over the phone. Upon arrival I was told that £70 was for 45 mins all inclusive, I reminded her of her profile that day (she reckoned it was from the previous day and she hadn't changed it) but agreed to 1 hour for £70.

Her pics on her profile are at least 5 years old, she's no longer as hot as those pics suggest. She'd also been heavily drinking the night before so she sounded rough, although her South African accent is quite a turn on, the hoarseness seemed to enhance this and she sounded like quite a dirty lady. Still a great body, lovely legs and arse although she had a plaster over one nipple as another punter had apparently ripped a nipple ring out the day before? Odd, so I only had one tit to suck on. She's very friendly and chatty and does some dirty talk (which I really like), however, once I'd paid and we'd started she started putting some rules in place and it became clear my £70 all inclusive hour was not going to be all inclusive at all.

No CIM, no cumming twice. Limited OWO (probably about 60 seconds before the condom went on), she then wanted to fuck me but I felt she was trying to get me to cum quickly so I got her on her back and went down on her for a bit and fucked her at my own pace. She got on top and was again trying to finish me quick but I was having none of it, I simply raised my knees and that removed her pussy from my cock. By now the Wolf was no longer at the door, it was half way down the garden and I asked if I could cum a 2nd time and she said "not for 70 quid you don't". I suggested cutting short to 45 in order to cum again and she agreed. Ended up just cummimg once and got her to blow me, asked for a facial, she said I could cum on her chin, she ended up pointing it over her neck and tits. After a quick chat she offered me a hand job but I'd had enough by this point and got dressed. She did comment that I'd lasted "a damn sight longer than most blokes", so maybe she likes getting punters to cum quickly so she's less to do?

I emailed her a day later asking for feedback and she told me to book an appointment, leave feedback then she'd leave mine. I left her feedback but none came from her. I asked again and she suggested booking again, leaving more feedback and she'd leave mine. I didn't bother.

In summary, attractive woman, great body, dirty cow but quite devious about services, times and feedback. If you know all this and book with her you'll probably have a great punt, some may leave disappointed tho.

6/10
« Last Edit: February 09, 2014, 09:38:12 pm by Ed Ward »
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Offline ciscoxxx69

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Neutral or even Negative for me.
I saw her in Reading last year, and despite really good comms to get me in the door, was only interested in getting me off as quickly as possible. :(
...like all I needed was to empty my Balls.  :unknown:  Not my style at all..... :thumbsdown:

As soon as I had unloaded she was up and off the bed to get changed.......

Offline Daffodil

This sounds like a definite negative to me  :thumbsdown:

Offline ciscoxxx69

This sounds like a definite negative to me  :thumbsdown:

On all levels - AGREED !

Offline Ed Ward

On all levels - AGREED !

I'm inclined to agree now after seeing your post. However, when I get the impression that a girl just wants to get it over with, I seem to have a knack of making sure I enjoy myself by kissing, grabbing and moaning more than ever and really taking my time. It winds them up even more  :P
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Offline brandevon

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Agree with all the above.And as for the plaster on her tit,she told me the same about six months before.Very weird!
Dirty girl though and is up for anything,as long as you can do it in record time.
Is she still about?
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Offline Spunky34

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This is her: External Link/Members Only. The new profile used to refer to the name of her old one, which is how I know.

I met her in Reading about 18 months ago, before I was aware of UKP, never mind being a member.  Definitely the worst punt I ever had.  Having made a big thing about discretion on the phone, she called me from the cab to tell me she was looking forward to me bending her over and fucking her, and when she turned up where I was staying, even though it was daytime in the middle of winter, she was wearing a dress which failed to cover her arse or most of her tits and a light summer jacket (as well as having condoms and poppers literally spilling out of her pockets - really looked a lot like a stereotype of a street walker).  I was not amused.  She ended up getting really pissed and loud, I half expected a neighbour to knock on the door.  I could not wait to get rid of her.  The only good thing was that it made me a lot more cynical and probably saved me a few really bad punts since then.

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Seems like she's given up then.hasnt logged in for months.
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I might be wrong,but it looks likes she's back.
Anyone confirm this?
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Offline Spunky34

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Could be her, not that the picture or the profile gives very much away!  If it is her, she seems to have knocked a few years off her age since the profile I mentioned.  Very hard to tell though.

Offline Crackpot11

I had similar experience with her about 18 months ago - had advertised £90 for hour but rushed to make me pop in 20 mins and then said hour would be £120, left it at that. Had seen her for good punt a year before that in Torquay but had definitely gone down hill - best avoided.

Offline jimtaranis

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Hi guys, this little turd appears to be back as XXX LUCY XXX now. Just a heads up as I nearly ended up trying to contact her to enquire. Until i found this! Fantastic resource as per usual. ;)