God...so...this is virtually a negative, but I gotta be fair, I didn't have a bad time with Linda, more to say it was bad timing.
External Link/Members OnlyPositives- Hotter than her photos. She reminds me of those blonde hot students you see during your younger days who you wanted to approach and say hi to. I shouldn't put her on a pedestal. I probably just did.
- Really friendly and intelligent lass. Her English, I find is better than Amanda (who works out of the same apartment) and she's friendlier and funnier, with a good sense of humour too. This sense of humour however is one of the reasons why I've marked it as neutral.
- Her tits are perfect and she has a great arse and figure. Well almost...more on that later.
- Room smelt clean and ofcourse as mentioned before, easy location to get to.
Negatives- She changed the hour meet to 30 mins because of an appointment at 6. Initially not a bad thing for me since I was in a rush and I thought the little soldier could get hard soon enough. Turns out, I could have done with that hour, more on that later!
- She was too chatty and I'm a pretty chatty bloke myself! Not a good combination when I'm trying to get my limp dick to spurt any remnants it might have stored inside it's ball sack.
- I paid her 70 for the half hour, I did ask for the £5 change, she came back with no change....not very professional.
- She doesn't like auburn haired lads/babies/people. A gingerist so to speak. Definitely more on that later.
- Still an odd odour in the house/bathroom. I just can't put my finger on it! Third time I've been here now.
The meetSo as I've mentioned in my earlier post about Fake Anita Hot
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=24077.0 , I waited for probably the longest 3 hours of my life in anticipation of Linda.
Had a coffee and sandwich well before the meet for some much needed energy (refill) and also to ensure that any bowel movements came before rather than during the meet. Still had 2 hours to kill, so I watched a crappy film and believe you me, I was so desperate to kill time I almost opted for 'The Lego Movie' since that was one of the few movies that would have started and finished in time. Luckily Delivery Man was on in 20 mins, I watched most of that and left for the meet!
Now the walk from the cinema to Linda's place took a good 25-30 mins and needless to say, I was pretty tired....not a good move on my part. I text Linda that I'm coming and stupidly ask for the address, pretending to be a new punter to the place - god knows why - and received a message back telling me that if I arrived later than the time, I could only see her for 30 mins, which initially put me off.
However up I go, I've been to the place twice before, so I was feeling pretty relaxed until I walked in and I could clearly hear her flat mate Amanda shagging another punter in the next room. At this stage my head is not in a good place....yes I know I should have walked, but I persevered, unfortunately this time it didn't pay off.
Linda presents herself wearing a tight and sexy black dress and I'm initially very impressed. She tells me it's only going to be 30 mins and I convince myself that i'm okay with that. I pay her £70 and receive no change initially, I let her know of course that she owes me a fiver, but I'm more interested in getting my socks off.
Everything starts off well. She gives me a good hard blow job and I go down on her, no odd smells downstairs and I'm enjoying her pussy and the fact that she looks stunning. But the little soldier goes really limp and so I opt to wank myself on her tits.
Now at this point, and I would say this is partly my fault since I'm such an open and friendly guy, I start talking to her and wanking myself at the same time. We both have a laugh at the fact it's not getting harder, but as she's jokingly willing me on, in my head I'm being a little polite but I actually find myself in a very non-arousing situation. I panic, I've paid £70 for a fucking conversation! I'm literally staring at her gorgeous figure - although her stomach does show signs of stretch marks - and I'm wondering why I'm not getting hard at the simple sight of her.
Now she talks about everything, her studies, the fact that ginger babies/people look weird. I joke that my limp cock is probably due to the fact that she's blonde and she sarcastically remarks that maybe she should dye her hair ginger. We probably go at it seriously for around 5 mins, but at this point I've given up.
So I leave the place - bemused, a little disappointed but overall in shock that I've paid £70 for a chat and a crap wank - I actually prefer wanking myself and the less hornier I get, the more of I prefer to do it myself....decades of practise - what a day. I actually blame Fake Hot Anita for this....but then the moral of this story is know your limits...Never again will I book two in one day!
