External Link/Members OnlyCommunicationPhone, text or just turn up. I opted for a walk in, if anyone is available then the door is unlocked, but if they’re busy then you can’t get in.
LocationA nicely presented premises on a side street opposite Sainsbury’s. The entrance is on the street and advertised as Chinese Massage etc etc, so I guess they also offer legitimate treatments. Parking on street would be tricky, but I opted to pay £1 for 2hrs parking at the supermarket as it’s nice and safe there. The place itself looks recently re-done, so very clean and tidy.
Services1hr relax massage plus HE.
Price£40 for the massage and £20 for the HE.
DetailsOpted just to turn up as I had a few hours to kill, I decided that if it was locked then I’d have called up to make a booking. The gumtree add gives the address and phone number, so I felt safe walking in.
The entrance is small but suitable, the lady greeted me with a smile and I asked if I could have a massage.
She showed me to the first room and asked how long. I opted for an hour and paid £40 up front. I conveniently pulled £60 out of my pocket and handed her £40, just so she could see that I had another £20 stashed away

Instructed to get undressed, and I was interrupted half way through undressing by the masseuse walking in. I’m not shy, so it didn’t bother me, but others would prefer to be fully undressed and on the table first. The masseuse was your typical oriental type, slim, probably in her 40’s, ok looking, but I’m no good with putting an age on anyone oriental. Looks aren’t important to me with FBSM, as my eyes are closed anyway so I can fully relax.
Completely naked, face down on the table, she started softly covering me in oil with her hands before the real massage began. I was half expecting a soft massage, but actually got a very firm massage which sorted out a few of my knots etc. Plenty of work on my bum cheeks, which is a must for me, and a few gentle swipes of the boys when she was working on my thighs.
Over I turn, she places a pillow under my head and gently strokes the boys while she asked me about if I want extras. Her English wasn’t great, but was offered £20 HE or £30 B2B. I opted for the £20 as that’s all I had on me. I was shocked that she didn’t ask for the £20 there and then, but I guess she’d already been told by the other lady that I had another £20 on me.
Then comes the best bit, because this was one of the best hand jobs ive ever received, ever! None of the all too often quick rub and tug that’s pointless, she was very sensual and gave lots of attention to the boys before gently teasing my by now very firm shaft. I felt like I was in a suspended state of pre-orgasm for ages before I knew I was reaching the point of no return, which she noticed too, because she then started concentrating more on the head.
After an amazingly powerful orgasm, she promptly cleaned me up and carried on with the massage. Arms, legs, neck and head were done, with some lovely work on my temples and forehead. Before I knew it my hour was up and I get dressed, handed her the £20 and left a happy man indeed.
ProsA really good firm massage on my back, and of course the perfect handjob.
ConsNo massage of my hands, feet or torso, which I like, but can be hit and miss on if that’s included in these places during an hour.
OverallVery good, although if you want conversation then you might get lucky with the others that probably rotate through there. I’d definitely go back though as I’ve had a lot worse for £60.