Have you been caught or almost caught?

[Bogof60]

I was thinking the same. Been a member here for 2 years and suddenly this last 2 months he's every where..... Every thread .......

A bit like an unwelcome rash.

[eb0x]

why I had my boxer shorts on back to front....

I did a fair sized run a few years ago and I was following  a very attractive behind -- who had her running leggings on inside out!
So it happens...

No need for wierd (suspicous) excuses

[threechilliman]

I did a fair sized run a few years ago and I was following  a very attractive behind -- who had her running leggings on inside out!
So it happens...

No need for wierd (suspicous) excuses

Yep, I've spent all afternoon before now with my T-shirt on inside out. Mrs just thinks it's cos I'm a daft twat.

[Northerndave666]

OP, you're fucked. If she even has an ounce of intelligence, she'll wonder why you are having a bath after a shower at work.

Oh and the lipstick mark on your arse probably also gave it away.

[petergriffin]

OP, you're fucked. If she even has an ounce of intelligence, she'll wonder why you are having a bath after a shower at work.

Oh and the lipstick mark on your arse probably also gave it away.

I’m going to purposely put them on back to front one day that I’m spending entirely with my OH and make sure she see’s me getting undressed.

Hopefully, she will then just think the early signs of dementia are setting in and I’m off the radar?

It’s a game of cat and mouse this punting malarkey for the non single punters

A momentary lapse of concentration or a schoolboy error and the shit will hit the fan

I keep telling myself punting isn’t as bad as having an affair. Not sure how that would go down with the OH like ??

[Wooderz]

I have a feeling that the idiot Wooderz will not be a member here for much longer 

Don't worry, I won't be wasting as much time here as I have recently. Occasionally I have an interest in chatting online with like minded chaps but being here has reminded me of what I probably already knew about the punting scene.. We are all basically handing a lot of cash over to females in exchange for nothing we can usefully take away, are not highly regarded in society and have a hobby we can't tell many people about, especially our nearest and dearest..

[mh]

Don't worry, I won't be wasting as much time here as I have recently. Occasionally I have an interest in chatting online with like minded chaps but being here has reminded me of what I probably already knew about the punting scene.. We are all basically handing a lot of cash over to females in exchange for nothing we can usefully take away, are not highly regarded in society and have a hobby we can't tell many people about, especially our nearest and dearest..

I suppose it is a massive step up that all those words you have used there actually exist in the English language. Other than a weird continuing full stop fetish the grammar is also a long way from the adolescent garbage you were embracing previously.

[Ali Katt]

I have a feeling that the idiot Wooderz will not be a member here for much longer 

James I'm surprised you weren't the first to fire shots this time. I thought you had a sixth sense.

[Mr Rollison]

I walked Past OH`s Sister on Berwick street Market a little while back, I shit a brick and chatted about refurbing flat in Charring x road( as we had done one a while ago.

Then worst of all walked out of a well known flat in to two neighbours little old ladies chatting right outside door as I left I pulled the refurb one again on them as they know I work in trade BUT The more wiser one knew about flat and mentioned it was a knocking shop as she knew landlord I asked who as I was just working for agency I said (digging an even deeper fucking hole for my self) ..... I am sure she knew what I was about as she never asked if I did the work and on a few occasions when I ve seen her joked about "looking for business and plying trade .....I never went back place is now a familly home

What would have done if one of the little old ladies tried to blackmail you for services?

[Laney08]

I had a close shave recently.

Went on a punt after work (nothing new there) and acted normally with the Mrs when returning home.

I was just getting undressed for a bath when my wife entered the bathroom and asked why I had my boxer shorts on back to front. I was clearly caught off guard and started spluttering and trying to think fast.

I told her I had a shower at work ( I very rarely do) as I felt a bit grubby but I don't think she's buying it. Got to be ultra careful now as I think she's suspicious

Just wondering if anyone else has had any close shaves and do you believe you are truly off the radar now?

To be honest, I'd stop where undies. Besides going commando is manly.

Reading some of these replies leaves me cold. Anytime I've been in a relationship and wanted to punt it's always been tricky (have always tried to handle it with honesty) but marriage....hearing these stories is enough to scare me off the idea of tying the knot permanent.

Sounds like a complete headfuck always watching your back at home. Plus there's the change you'll be ruined socially and personally, potentially financially.

I'd suggest a pre-nup for everypunter or at least separate bank account or something.

We need a thread - The UKP guide for the married punter, stealth and evasion in the home. 

PS. The thing that gets me right, is that if she (or any other woman in your life) has twigged it, chances are you might never know until she puts the boot in. Stay strong brother punter and blag it out.

[Deepstroker]

I can confirm this situation IS being discussed on not allowed . Im not sure if its some big wind up but a female is telling the exact same story and someone has referenced it to this discussion on UKP. OP,,your doomed.

[magnetico]

I don't know about hotmail etc, but I do know that if an ipad is logged into the google and you search in private browsing mode in safari - the search history from private appears in your google account, on any other devices logged into the same google account. Just the search history, not webpages. Just be careful what you search on google if not your device

Probably if you logged in google.com when you where browsing in incognito, but no one does that

[petergriffin]

I can confirm this situation IS being discussed on not allowed . Im not sure if its some big wind up but a female is telling the exact same story and someone has referenced it to this discussion on UKP. OP,,your doomed.

Do you have a link please. I will know right away if it’s my OH

[mikexxlong]

I can confirm this situation IS being discussed on not allowed . Im not sure if its some big wind up but a female is telling the exact same story and someone has referenced it to this discussion on UKP. OP,,your doomed.

they might have dropped themselves right in it and be well fucked
looks like they might have to start doing some serious explaining or grovelling
 
if its all for real 

[mikexxlong]

To be honest, I'd stop where undies. Besides going commando is manly.

Reading some of these replies leaves me cold. Anytime I've been in a relationship and wanted to punt it's always been tricky (have always tried to handle it with honesty) but marriage....hearing these stories is enough to scare me off the idea of tying the knot permanent.

Sounds like a complete headfuck always watching your back at home. Plus there's the change you'll be ruined socially and personally, potentially financially.

I'd suggest a pre-nup for everypunter or at least separate bank account or something.

We need a thread - The UKP guide for the married punter, stealth and evasion in the home. 

PS. The thing that gets me right, is that if she (or any other woman in your life) has twigged it, chances are you might never know until she puts the boot in. Stay strong brother punter and blag it out.

yes some do plot and  scheme biding their time for the right opportunity then one day

when you come home and find your belongings in bin bags outside locks changed etc
or she's vanished with as much money and valuables as possible  with legal papers waiting for you on the kitchen table
or just causes as much damage to your life in as many ways as they possibly can and fucks off
   
so be careful if in a relationship 

[Deepstroker]

Do you have a link please. I will know right away if it’s my OH

The OP on not allowed has requested their admin to kill the thread. I think her username had princess in it..or similar.

[SN5]

Do you have a link please. I will know right away if it’s my OH

It was here

External Link/Members Only allowed.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/3526067-Husband-boxers-were-on-wrong-way-round-still-searching-for-answers?trending=1

not allowed is a good source of info for learning about suspicions

[BernardBlack]

Thread looks to have been deleted...

[Home Alone]

Let's hope the OP hasn't also been, . . !

[mikexxlong]

Let's hope the OP hasn't also been, . . !

going by his choice of avatar--------- he might not be a family guy anymore 







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[mh]

Anytime I've been in a relationship and wanted to punt it's always been tricky (have always tried to handle it with honesty) but marriage....hearing these stories is enough to scare me off the idea of tying the knot permanent.

You sound like a feral cat, no offence. It doesn't sound like any long term relationship is for you, let alone a binding one.

I don't regret being married. I just regret the lack of frequent and varied sex.

We need a thread - The UKP guide for the married punter, stealth and evasion in the home. 

Let's not put it all in one place, eh?!

[MrMatrix]

I don't regret being married. I just regret the lack of frequent and varied sex.

+1. So many of us in the same boat though

[BP]

Fucking hell...I got you all beat

20 years ago I spotted and punted with a rather fit young bint in St Annes.
It's about 10 miles from where I live and we (Mrs BP and I) NEVER, EVER used to go there

It was a residential street set back from town centre.

I finished an excellent punt, checked my flies, and left her house and strolled down the path, out the gate and just about bumped into my Mrs and her mate
walking down - I mean just as I left the gate - they were passing!!

First thought was FUCK...she's followed me and I'm rumbled
"What the fuck are you doing here?" (laughing but frantically jolting my brain to come up with an excuse just in case she wasn't)
"Shopping! What the fuck are you doing here?" her mate asked (holding some bags up...I could tell my Mrs was a bit taken aback
So I laughed and said I had to return a starter motor to Gary, my mechanic.
They both kind of laughed and stopped looking at the property
and I asked if we should go for a swift jar somewhere....so off we popped

How I didn't actually shit my pants I'll never know

The starter motor was in my boot.
Luckily the Mrs went home with her mate after coz I had other chores.

Welcome to my world

[bhudda]

Fucking hell...I got you all beat

20 years ago I spotted and punted with a rather fit young bint in St Annes.
It's about 10 miles from where I live and we (Mrs BP and I) NEVER, EVER used to go there

It was a residential street set back from town centre.

I finished an excellent punt, checked my flies, and left her house and strolled down the path, out the gate and just about bumped into my Mrs and her mate
walking down - I mean just as I left the gate - they were passing!!

First thought was FUCK...she's followed me and I'm rumbled
"What the fuck are you doing here?" (laughing but frantically jolting my brain to come up with an excuse just in case she wasn't)
"Shopping! What the fuck are you doing here?" her mate asked (holding some bags up...I could tell my Mrs was a bit taken aback
So I laughed and said I had to return a starter motor to Gary, my mechanic.
They both kind of laughed and stopped looking at the property
and I asked if we should go for a swift jar somewhere....so off we popped

How I didn't actually shit my pants I'll never know

The starter motor was in my boot.
Luckily the Mrs went home with her mate after coz I had other chores.

Welcome to my world

A good story but you just outed yourself ....

[BP]

A good story but you just outed yourself ....

It wasn't Gary and it wasn't a starter motor.

[Laney08]

You sound like a feral cat, no offence. It doesn't sound like any long term relationship is for you, let alone a binding one.

I don't regret being married. I just regret the lack of frequent and varied sex.

Let's not put it all in one place, eh?!

Grrr mate, grr

Seems to me, it seems like marriage means in theory means letting go of aforementioned frequent and varied sex and whatnot with most women. If you don't you run a risk of getting in deep, deep shit financial, n personal and everything.

As I don't want to let go of the frequency and the variedness and don't want to get into deep shit I'll pass on the marriage at the mo unless my true love, like in the few punt-friendly relationships I've had, is up for dabbling in the punting life with me or at least OK with the odd punt on my part now and again. That, I say that, is a tall ask I know. But mate, I refer you to the earlier comment about deep shit - I don't think I could take on the drama and I doff my hat to the punters that do and hope their blood pressure is OK 

It'd be nice to hear from some marrieds or people in a committed LTR who are also involved in punting. Actually, I guess that's technically must be swinging and there's plenty of info out there. Maybe that's the answer for punting harmony in ones life or at least a bit of variety now and again.

[Wooderz]

Grrr mate, grr

Seems to me, it seems like marriage means in theory means letting go of aforementioned frequent and varied sex and whatnot with most women. If you don't you run a risk of getting in deep, deep shit financial, n personal and everything.

As I don't want to let go of the frequency and the variedness and don't want to get into deep shit I'll pass on the marriage at the mo unless my true love, like in the few punt-friendly relationships I've had, is up for dabbling in the punting life with me or at least OK with the odd punt on my part now and again. That, I say that, is a tall ask I know. But mate, I refer you to the earlier comment about deep shit - I don't think I could take on the drama and I doff my hat to the punters that do and hope their blood pressure is OK 

It'd be nice to hear from some marrieds or people in a committed LTR who are also involved in punting. Actually, I guess that's technically must be swinging and there's plenty of info out there. Maybe that's the answer for punting harmony in ones life or at least a bit of variety now and again.

MFF .. 

[bhudda]

It wasn't Gary and it wasn't a starter motor.

So you changed a couple of minor details to cover your arse but now youve told the world you did that. Was it saint annes? Was it 20 years ago? Dont answer

[Desolation]

This thread is both hilarious and terrifying in equal measure

[Wooderz]

Going back several decades.. It was common for whores to be frequented mostly by married men who wanted their extra sex..

Wives would turn a blind eye on the hole..

Now, I am not sure, but seems more bachelors. Hitched guys are terrified of being caught..

Whoring has become more accepted on the female side, less so on the male side.. (punters)..

[tesla]

Going back several decades.. It was common for whores to be frequented mostly by married men who wanted their extra sex..

Wives would turn a blind eye on the hole..

Now, I am not sure, but seems more bachelors. Hitched guys are terrified of being caught..

Whoring has become more accepted on the female side, less so on the male side.. (punters)..

do you have any evidence to support this ludicrous statement?

[blackd2103]

Had a day off from work and thought i had the house to myself as missus had gone to work. Browsing aw on laptop in the conservatory. It was a week day so wasnt expecting any visitors. Missus hadn't told me she had told her sister to come round to collect something. Didnt even hear the back garden gate and i had my back to the conservatory door. Next thing my sister in law was tapping on the door to be let in. No idea how long she had been there for or what she saw, i shut the screen as soon as i heard the tapping.

She acted normal picked up what she came for and left. No angry vibes or accusations from the missus. I can only assusme she didnt see anything 

Lesson learnt never have my back to any door when browsing. I always browse incognito and use a vpn as my missus is not tech savy at all.

[stampjones]

Wives would turn a blind eye on the hole..

Why? Do they get more turned on that way?

[threechilliman]

Had a day off from work and thought i had the house to myself as missus had gone to work. Browsing aw on laptop in the conservatory. It was a week day so wasnt expecting any visitors. Missus hadn't told me she had told her sister to come round to collect something. Didnt even hear the back garden gate and i had my back to the conservatory door. Next thing my sister in law was tapping on the door to be let in. No idea how long she had been there for or what she saw, i shut the screen as soon as i heard the tapping.

She acted normal picked up what she came for and left. No angry vibes or accusations from the missus. I can only assusme she didnt see anything 

Lesson learnt never have my back to any door when browsing. I always browse incognito and use a vpn as my missus is not tech savy at all.

Well if your SIL is a randy mare and had seen it you'd probably have got your monies worth.....

[blackd2103]

Well if your SIL is a randy mare and had seen it you'd probably have got your monies worth.....

ha ha i seriously doubt that

[Home Alone]

Just a thought, comrades.

Apart from a review of a TS, the OP hasn't been heard of since Post # 112 on here. Should we be worried for him?

[Wooderz]

do you have any evidence to support this ludicrous statement?

what do you find hard to believe? Social attitudes have changed a lot since ww2..

[Wooderz]

Just a thought, comrades.

Apart from a review of a TS, the OP hasn't been heard of since Post # 112 on here. Should we be worried for him?

Most punters worry enough about being caught.. Keep doing something risky and its only a matter of time..

[Skeleton]

Just a thought, comrades.

Apart from a review of a TS, the OP hasn't been heard of since Post # 112 on here. Should we be worried for him?

Intrigued but this one, OP has logged on but no updates or posts

[boffin]

My wife decided to take my jacket to the dry cleaners and wanted to make sure there was nothing in the pockets, she checked and found a packet of condoms !. She asked me what I was doing with condoms and I said "I dont honestly know". She has never mentioned the incident again.

[SN5]

My wife decided to take my jacket to the dry cleaners and wanted to make sure there was nothing in the pockets, she checked and found a packet of condoms !. She asked me what I was doing with condoms and I said "I dont honestly know". She has never mentioned the incident again.

She may not have mentioned it but be sure she's watching you like a hawk!

[threechilliman]

My wife decided to take my jacket to the dry cleaners and wanted to make sure there was nothing in the pockets, she checked and found a packet of condoms !. She asked me what I was doing with condoms and I said "I dont honestly know". She has never mentioned the incident again.

I think she knows that you're getting some extra curricular sex. Sounds like she isn't bothered.

[Wooderz]

I think she knows that you're getting some extra curricular sex. Sounds like she isn't bothered.

Not as rare as many might think.. Women don't have the same type of jealousy as men..

[Doc Holliday]

Women don't have the same type of jealousy as men..

Wow that's a controversial statement and worthy of a discussion topic in itself. Not on here though. 

[mh]

I think she knows that you're getting some extra curricular sex. Sounds like she isn't bothered.

Not as rare as many might think.. Women don't have the same type of jealousy as men..

Correct, in that a woman's jealousy is always far more extreme than a man's...

If she's not bothered it's only because she is in a state of denial about what she has found!

[Wooderz]

Not as rare as many might think.. Women don't have the same type of jealousy as men..

Correct, in that a woman's jealousy is always far more extreme than a man's...

If she's not bothered it's only because she is in a state of denial about what she has found!

Women are good at that. One thing we need to remember, punters are not like non punters. Women who live with punters, may be a bit different too. Chances are, many "know" but would rather not be reminded.. Common attitude some decades ago. Now women seem eager to divorce at any easy opportunity.. "What's in it for me?" mentality..

How likely is it that an unfaithful partner will abandon their current relationship?

Men, tend not to.. Women know this..

Relationship breakdown is 80% female choice.. when it suits her.. and rarely is adultery cited as a main reason for women.. Whereas in men, it is more significant..

[Ali Katt]

Not as rare as many might think.. Women don't have the same type of jealousy as men..

Correct, in that a woman's jealousy is always far more extreme than a man's...

If she's not bothered it's only because she is in a state of denial about what she has found!

Most stay together for the kids.

A lot of jealousy comes from insecurity, have you heard to women bitch about a woman wearing nicer clothes than them? Exactly.

[blackd2103]

My wife decided to take my jacket to the dry cleaners and wanted to make sure there was nothing in the pockets, she checked and found a packet of condoms !. She asked me what I was doing with condoms and I said "I dont honestly know". She has never mentioned the incident again.

your wife didnt question that answer??!!!

[hawkzville]

Women are good at that. One thing we need to remember, punters are not like non punters. Women who live with punters, may be a bit different too. Chances are, many "know" but would rather not be reminded.. Common attitude some decades ago. Now women seem eager to divorce at any easy opportunity.. "What's in it for me?" mentality..

How likely is it that an unfaithful partner will abandon their current relationship?

Men, tend not to.. Women know this..

Relationship breakdown is 80% female choice.. when it suits her.. and rarely is adultery cited as a main reason for women.. Whereas in men, it is more significant..

I've used IE (not sure whether its ok to name the site? It's the one for married people wanting a no-strings relationship) - anyhow, I've always set my profile up as a divorced single man (true) who doesn't want a relationship, just some fun (again true) and never ceased to be amazed by the respondents - yes there are prossies, as well as fantasists on their for the buzz with no intention of meeting, but the number of women on a "revenge" mission either because hubby has had an affair or (frequently) she just "thinks" he's up to no-good is staggering; things like "he smelt different" or "gets home later than he said he would" have all been part of the stories I've heard form dates on that site; in general they just seem to want to accumulate evidence (which is exactly what happened to me as posted earlier), then once they are convinced they are in "win win" territory it's time to kiss your bollocks goodbye....…… as per some of the above responses, the woman involved will say/give the impression that all is ok until the time suits her otherwise.

if ever you need to remind yourself (those that are single) just "why" you may well be better off single, just set yourself up a profile and have a few chats with the women on there....

[threechilliman]

Whats sauce for the goose.....


I've used IE (not sure whether its ok to name the site? It's the one for married people wanting a no-strings relationship) - anyhow, I've always set my profile up as a divorced single man (true) who doesn't want a relationship, just some fun (again true) and never ceased to be amazed by the respondents - yes there are prossies, as well as fantasists on their for the buzz with no intention of meeting, but the number of women on a "revenge" mission either because hubby has had an affair or (frequently) she just "thinks" he's up to no-good is staggering; things like "he smelt different" or "gets home later than he said he would" have all been part of the stories I've heard form dates on that site; in general they just seem to want to accumulate evidence (which is exactly what happened to me as posted earlier), then once they are convinced they are in "win win" territory it's time to kiss your bollocks goodbye....…… as per some of the above responses, the woman involved will say/give the impression that all is ok until the time suits her otherwise.

if ever you need to remind yourself (those that are single) just "why" you may well be better off single, just set yourself up a profile and have a few chats with the women on there....