The Essentials:Link:
External Link/Members OnlyMeet: Within the past month
Fee: £350 for one hour
The Details:- Communications:
The amount of effort that went into booking this punt was ridiculous. I tried to arrange it a week in advance. At first, my text message detailing my requirements and time was ignored. I then followed it up with another message to which she responded. We agreed a date 7/8 days later and communications at this point were quite good.
However, a few days before the punt, something cropped up and sadly I wasn't going to be in London so I let Jessica know immediately. She was okay with it given that I had provided significant notice. However, over the next week or so, I tried calling and texting and would occasionally get a friendly message, only for her to not respond to my second text trying to arrange a date. Eventually I finally get through and arrange an afternoon booking. Given the comms issues, I was a bit concerned her attitude was going to match this and it would be a struggle. Given that I was trying to give her £350, you'd expect a lot more responsive. Probably a 3/10.
- Venue:
One the day of the meet Jessica shared her postcode in advance which provided me a little comfort. It was easy to find and is quite discreet. The flat itself is very nice and is well decorated. She has a very large bathroom and a sizeable bedroom. It could do with a hoover so I hope she spends my £350 on a Dyson v8 cordless vacuum. If this was a review of the aforementioned dust-buster, it would be a strong positive but sadly this was not quite the same. Venue - 7.5.10.
- The Girl:
This was a disappointment. Having posted very clear facial photos on her AW profile, I thought she'd be a scorcher but found them to be a little misleading. In all honestly, if I saw her on a night out I'm not sure I would look twice. Her skin wasn't great and her brunette roots were very visible. She looked a little cheap and like a Northern lass who loves a night out, not an 'elite' girl as her name suggests. Her enhanced assets have been well documented on here but I thought her tits were fantastic and, despite being a sizeable GG, actually could pass as being natural. Her ass is fun but is clearly fake. It actually makes her frame look a lot thicker and I thought she looked a lot more stumpy than her photos suggest.
One further gripe was that her legs were quite stubbly and the same can be said around her pussy. Given that it's an 'elite' £350 punt, you'd expect slightly better housekeeping. She was a nice girl though, chatty and a pleasant person to be around. Overall, I'd give her look a disappointing 6/10 but those tits an 8.5/10.
- The Meet Itself:
Jessica was ready on time, which is a rarity these days for the working girls I usually punt. I was given a warm welcome, offered a drink and a shower which I gladly accepted. I was led into the bedroom, following behind that big, enhanced ass. I was a little disappointed by the fact that my outfit request had not been fully listened to and does not reflect an 'elite' punting experience.
Onto the punt itself, she stripped me off and went to work with some oral on me. She actually had her tongue in my ass before she put those lips around my cock. This is where she excelled, the rimming was fantastic and the OWO was along the same lines. It was fast, sloppy and hard - I thought she was going to pull my helmet off at one point. I wouldn't say that her deepthroat is really that - it's not in the same league as Miss KDD who can swallow a sword. She was also playing with my balls and ass whilst sucking - I was in heaven. The BJ was the highlight of the punt.
She then stripped off and bent over. I touched her pussy and noticed that she wasn't really clean. A foul smelling pussy welcomed me and I swerved going down on her. Again, this is poor on any punt, let alone an 'elite' £350 an hour fuck. She climbed on top and she really is excellent at squatting on dick. This was first done in her pussy and then finally her ass. Her ass was as clean as a whistle and she engaged in some ass to mouth. It's a shame that she didn't spend a similar amount of time cleaning her pussy as she did her ass.
We then moved into various anal positions including doggy, missionary with her legs behind her head and reverse cowgirl with some OWO thrown in. I ended up popping in her mouth and on her face with around 35 minutes on the clock. Throughout this time, her phone was ringing, texts were coming through and sadly she didn't silence them. If I recall correctly, when I was recharging, she was on her phone texting at times. Given that this is an 'elite' £350 per hour punt, this is pretty poor given that I'm paying an eye-watering £6 per hour for her time. In the subsequent 25 minutes, there sadly wasn't much interest shown by her in initiating round 2. After a chat and a second shower, I was out the door.
Conclusion: This punt was only just a neutral and I was seriously considering putting a negative. But when engaged, she was a good fuck and her OWO was excellent. However, for a £350 per hour punt, the housekeeping needs to match her quality in the sack. Being disappointed by her looks was not a good start but poor hygiene is inexcusable. Having a ringing phone is frustrating and distracting, and it is very poor etiquette to then spend time replying to them.
I wouldn't return. I'm not sure I would even go back at £200 per hour. I came home feeling a little short changed with my cravings and desires unfulfilled.
