Happy endings in Chinatown London

[Donkey_78]

I actually did try a Soho massage place a few months ago. I like the element of surprise, compared to the walkups where you already know the services. A Chinese woman was standing on Little Newport Street opposite the Hippodrome Casino. She was curvy (size 12) but quite pretty and cheerful looking. £20 for the massage plus £40 for a HJ. What I remember most was the comedy of it all. She massaged my back a little, turned me over, pointed at my cock and then looked at me with a really cheesy grin on her face. She then wanked me off while making these ridiculous 'ooh' and 'ah' facial expressions (still with the cheesy grin) that someone had taught her. Then somehow she got the impression that I wanted more than a HJ and her wanking action became fast and worry-filled. A fast, worried wank. It still cracks me up.

Seriously guys, the £60 is worth it for the comedy value alone.

[peter296]

£40 for the HE is so overpriced. You can get so much more for £40 in other places

[Speedy12]

Why would you pay £40 when the going rate is £20? You are just pushing up prices for the rest of us.

[Rupert]

"
Seriously guys, the £60 is worth it for the comedy value alone."

People must be off the minds, £60 for a comedy wank

[Stickitin]

Why would you pay £40 when the going rate is £20? You are just pushing up prices for the rest of us.

Lol so funny when people say this, do you really think I'm arsed about saving a tenner or whatever I'm happy paying, so stuff can be cheaper for tight arses wanting to always pay the minimum possible? 

[Speedy12]

Lol so funny when people say this, do you really think I'm arsed about saving a tenner or whatever I'm happy paying, so stuff can be cheaper for tight arses wanting to always pay the minimum possible? 

Why didn't you pay £80 then? Do you do the same with all goods and services you purchase? Would you pay £2 a litre for petrol even though the going rate is £1.15? What about milk, do you give a fiver to the shop keeper for a pint and tell him not to worry about it? Do you pay £10 for pint at the local? Ridiculous.

[Jonestown]

There is no such thing as a going rate that applies across the board no matter how much you might want there to be.

[Speedy12]

There is no such thing as a going rate that applies across the board no matter how much you might want there to be.

There is, I have been doing this for a long time and £20 for a HJ is the going rate at a Chinese/Oriental massage joint. In all those years only two ladies have wanted more.

[Stickitin]

Why didn't you pay £80 then? Do you do the same with all goods and services you purchase? Would you pay £2 a litre for petrol even though the going rate is £1.15? What about milk, do you give a fiver to the shop keeper for a pint and tell him not to worry about it? Do you pay £10 for pint at the local? Ridiculous.

I just pay what I feel is right at the time, I don't consider tight arses who are hoping to pay the minimum they can get away with.

[Jonestown]

There is, I have been doing this for a long time and £20 for a HJ is the going rate at a Chinese/Oriental massage joint. In all those years only two ladies have wanted more.

Well good for you, but one swallow doesn't make a summer. If you're so sure why don't you canvass  the office of national statistics to include the cost of a China town hand job in the next retail price index calculation ?

[Speedy12]

Well good for you, but one swallow doesn't make a summer. If you're so sure why don't you canvass  the office of national statistics to include the cost of a China town hand job in the next retail price index calculation ?

That is what I pay in China town and everywhere else.

[Speedy12]

I just pay what I feel is right at the time, I don't consider tight arses who are hoping to pay the minimum they can get away with.

Well so do I, but not for a first time meet when I have no idea what the girl will be like, I will not agree to more than the usual rate especially for  a "comedy HJ" or whatever the poster referred to it as.

[Stickitin]

Well so do I, but not for a first time meet when I have no idea what the girl will be like, I will not agree to more than the usual rate especially for  a "comedy HJ" or whatever the poster referred to it as.

I don't really accept there is a usual rate, I've been in this game for 30 years and had a pretty wide variation of prices asked for over the years. I'm certainly not arsed about a tenner more than what some others pay for worry of putting up prices for the tight arses who refuse to pay more for than xyz...

[Mr Farkyhars]

There is, I have been doing this for a long time and £20 for a HJ is the going rate at a Chinese/Oriental massage joint

Realistically, the face that Chinatown businesses pay some of the highest rents in Europe means either a) they will charge more or b) they will rip you off shamelessly WRT time given and quality of services.

[The_Celt]

Irrelevant as the girl pockets all the extras' tips while the house keeps a large % of the hourly rate. Cannier SP's don't haggle excessively and would rather get a higher number of £20 tips (more for B2B) in a shift, plus it's less tiring.

[markythestud]

£40 is B2B prices not HJ. £20 max for HJ. Last one I got was £50 for B2B and OWO.

[Sleepysleepy]

So which ones are still open and above all, are DISCRETE? I hate having to muster the courage to walk into one of these lol although it's worth the end result I suppose..
The one next to the money machines on shaftsbury avenue is pretty good btw, got a £20 blowie from there once and I once walked in and just asked for a happy ending (this was pretty late at night though and I was out of my mind on benzos) and said I only had £15, which she snatched out of my hand and gave me a mindblowing HJ.

[Mr Farkyhars]

Irrelevant as the girl pockets all the extras' tips while the house keeps a large % of the hourly rate. Cannier SP's don't haggle excessively and would rather get a higher number of £20 tips (more for B2B) in a shift, plus it's less tiring.

Not "irrelevant" at all you can't squeeze a quart out of a pint pot. If the rents continue to rise and the happy ending charges don't rise, then the massage charges will rise or the happy endings will shrink in time/quality or the environment of the parlour will deteriorate.. or all three, or possibly other less pleasant consequences.

[bigitalian91]

Went to White lily spa on Tisbury court to unload and relax. The girl was very nice welcoming me in and once i got downstairs i went to the real reception to pay £30 for 30 mins. Disrobed and started the massage, was immediately asked if i wanted extras, to which i replied yes, she gave me the options, naked, topless, touching, HJ/HE etc and then immediately said, so which you do you want? To which i replied well how much do they cost, naked 150, topless 100, touching 80 and HJ/HE 50. I was very surprised as I've had them elsewhere for 30/40 quid, so i just said well I've got 30 cash will you do just HE for that? She said why don't you want topless or naked, i said i can't afford it, she said why, i said london is expensive and at that money i could go to an escort. After a terrible massage and a further 10 mins of silence i finally piped up and said how about 50 for the HE and i get to touch her. She said maybe, continued to massage me and then asked me again why i didn't want topless or naked. We eventually agreed on 80 for a topless HJ with touching (not including the 30 i gave to the front desk for a 30 minute massage). Her tits were cracking! Worth it just for that. But the HJ was awful, to the point i asked her to stop and finish myself off. Wont be going back, not a nice atmosphere and quite aggressive. Stick with escorts.

[ladiesman020]

What did the girl look like, ethnicity

[Rupert]

£80 for a topless hj wow... dont understand why people feel the need to pay  over the odds like that.

[hawai5o]

What did the girl look like, ethnicity

The most expensive place .Mainly Romanians plus few Chinese Milfs . There's no way I would pay such fucking I inflated prkces .

HE should be £20 .Topless £30 ,B2B £40 with touching .

[peter296]

Well outside central London and soho . Prices are usually like that.

[hawai5o]

The most expensive place .Mainly Romanians plus few Chinese Milfs . There's no way I would pay such fucking I inflated prkces .

HE should be £20 .Topless £30 ,B2B £40 with touching .

Prices at 9 and 11 Little Newport St , Lisle st,  9 Wardour at ,Everwell  Charing Cross Road . None of them is worth more than that .Those were the prices at Denman St as well .

[Ozy84]

Went to White lily spa on Tisbury court to unload and relax. The girl was very nice welcoming me in and once i got downstairs i went to the real reception to pay £30 for 30 mins. Disrobed and started the massage, was immediately asked if i wanted extras, to which i replied yes, she gave me the options, naked, topless, touching, HJ/HE etc and then immediately said, so which you do you want? To which i replied well how much do they cost, naked 150, topless 100, touching 80 and HJ/HE 50. I was very surprised as I've had them elsewhere for 30/40 quid, so i just said well I've got 30 cash will you do just HE for that? She said why don't you want topless or naked, i said i can't afford it, she said why, i said london is expensive and at that money i could go to an escort. After a terrible massage and a further 10 mins of silence i finally piped up and said how about 50 for the HE and i get to touch her. She said maybe, continued to massage me and then asked me again why i didn't want topless or naked. We eventually agreed on 80 for a topless HJ with touching (not including the 30 i gave to the front desk for a 30 minute massage). Her tits were cracking! Worth it just for that. But the HJ was awful, to the point i asked her to stop and finish myself off. Wont be going back, not a nice atmosphere and quite aggressive. Stick with escorts.

Guys like you are the reason the chinese continue to take he piss. There will always be some cunt willing to pay £80 for a wank with a fourty something year old with a shit attitude. And then you end up wanking yourself off anyway 

[peter296]

again, its £30 for massage + £80 for extras , so over £100 for a massage and only a handjob... its good you will stick to escorts from now on. so much cheaper, if you give in to £80 for a happy ending.

[hawai5o]

Went to White lily spa on Tisbury court to unload and relax. The girl was very nice welcoming me in and once i got downstairs i went to the real reception to pay £30 for 30 mins. Disrobed and started the massage, was immediately asked if i wanted extras, to which i replied yes, she gave me the options, naked, topless, touching, HJ/HE etc and then immediately said, so which you do you want? To which i replied well how much do they cost, naked 150, topless 100, touching 80 and HJ/HE 50. I was very surprised as I've had them elsewhere for 30/40 quid, so i just said well I've got 30 cash will you do just HE for that? She said why don't you want topless or naked, i said i can't afford it, she said why, i said london is expensive and at that money i could go to an escort. After a terrible massage and a further 10 mins of silence i finally piped up and said how about 50 for the HE and i get to touch her. She said maybe, continued to massage me and then asked me again why i didn't want topless or naked. We eventually agreed on 80 for a topless HJ with touching (not including the 30 i gave to the front desk for a 30 minute massage). Her tits were cracking! Worth it just for that. But the HJ was awful, to the point i asked her to stop and finish myself off. Wont be going back, not a nice atmosphere and quite aggressive. Stick with escorts.

The main entrance Tisbury court was closed 2 days ago . The girl manning reception at the other smaller entrance said ,it was quiet that's why they had to close early .It was only 7 pm ???
They were raided few months ago .

[ladiesman020]

That part of tisbury court is always full of junkies and dealers.

[hawai5o]

Plus Chinese& Romanian girls out to fleece tourists and the passing trade . Can't blame them ,blame it on the guys who pay such fucking inflated prices .

[Mothball15]

That part of tisbury court is always full of junkies and dealers.

I was in soho today and spent a fair while walking around. While there I saw 2 men sitting outside nature and health and natural wellness smoking and watching/staring at ppl when ever they walked near.

Tbh they were quiet intimating.

[sparkus]

Re: the 'decline' thread, it's even spread to TCM and massage shops, which are increasingly staffed by surly and greedy EE women rather than skilled Chinese.